Chatham
Chatham! Chavham as it is proudly called by its alternative community. Just walk down the high street from the Gala bingo where the single mums crowd on a Saturday night to spend their newly cashed benefit cheques, you will pass almost 30 different fast food places from the major league artery cloggers such as McDonalds and KFC to a grotty burger trolley which sits outside the pentagon.
I guarantee you will only see 1 person for every hundred who is not a chav. It sickens me to see 15 year old girls pushing wheelchairs, with their screaming diseased children crying through their tiny lungs, damaged by smoke while they were still in the womb. Knowing these children will grow up into this horrible area where intelligence, creativity and individualism is looked down upon, where the local secondary schools offer 5 GCSE grade C’s average and even the grammar schools for the ones whose parents encouraged them to work and pass their 11+ are beginning to see more and more chavs who will not benefit from the education and take it upon themselves to taunt and bully people because they want a career and a good life.
But then as you walk past poundland, and on past Argos and another burger bar you see it in the middle of this awful place; a music shop, so tiny you could walk past and not notice it but its there walk in and you are treated to racks upon racks of CD’s by anyone you could ever want to listen to, posters for obscure local bands litter the walls, you buy anything you are loaded up with flyers for bands, poetry reading and art exhibits, go upstairs and there are drums, guitars, amps everything a musician could want walk further and you find Sharon music my own personal retreat from this terrible place, me and my girlfriend sometimes spend an hour in there talking to the staff about bands, music and the local rock scene. Safe in the knowledge that the streams of chavs we see walking past have an almost allergic reaction to the shop and will never come in
In Chatham there is a pub; the tapntin, a pub where the libertines played their first gig after Pete was released from prison, a place where on Friday nights the local rock community retreat to hold court, listen to good music and have a good night out. Nearby is the command house (my personal favourite) where they have once a week the smoking dog club; a night where the music is quiet, poets read, artists show their new work. But as with all good things in all towns suffering this infection all you need to do is walk 5 minutes away and see the pub to club bus full of already drunk 16+ year olds on their way to the nightclubs, the boys to fight and the girls to get laid.
Its deeply relaxing for me to know that even in this town where the virus was first seen blooming in the late 90’s there is still and undercurrent of culture, art, conversation and music all the things which a true civilisation enjoy.
So as you turn off the motorway and see that sign vandalised many moons ago to say chavham remember this may be where the infection began, but it is also where we few, we last few people who believe in this country and the freedom is gives are beginning to make our last stand
We are the ones who will take back this country for good honest people
We cannot fight it we must wait, and wait for the good decent people of Britain to be able to shine
T (Chatham boy born ‘n’ bred)
10 Responses to “Chatham: The town where it all began”
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Ransack your Dignity
Public Humiliation for your Delectation!
Chatham boyz born n bred!!!! if all us chavies new u woz in town we wuda put a show on 4 ya let ya no wot its propa like claret evrywhere!!! I fink u shudnt b a lil geek n let yaself go n ave a cuple lines ov coke ya nut case, you shud wake up m8 hu u fink u r lookin dwn on people u aint nank speshial living in ya posh lil manor finkin ur solid u dnt no half ov it livin in medway so dont act like u no wot its like dwn ere ur nose wud b in 2 if we new u woz doin dis!!!
luvage xxx ChAtHaM bOiZ
I thik u should rethink wot you are saying….i live in Chatham and we dont act how people think….
I dont come from chatham….but there are some really nice people here….it dose not matter what they wear or talk like…..it is what is on the inside that counts….
That is very hurtfull what you said about the girls with there kids…..were ever you go you will find chavs….Anyway what dose chav mean…..it mean child…
OMG I CANT BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE THINKS THAT ITS MORE CHAVS HOO LIVE THERE WELL NEWFLASH EMOS ARE CREEPING IN AND COSOVANS ONW THE FUKIN PLACE. SO
YH BOII DEY SHOOD STOP FUKIN SAYIN DAT CHATHAM IS FULL OV CHAVS COZ IT AINT IS FUL OF PEOPLE HOO WANT TO AV FUN. SO FUK OFF U BLUDI CUNTS!!!
WOO WOO WHO EVA U R I LOVE U LOL CHAVS TO THE HEART IF THEY DNT LIKE THEY CN FUK THEMSELVES XXXXXXXXXX
brompton barracks your garanteed a good old shag there , cant fault the place.
A town so shit, I left it for Brighton.
I live in chatham.
It is full of sickening dregs, race hate and pond scum.
There are some nice people here, but they mainly try and keep out of sight so that the inbred filth that represents the majority here dont start fights with them for not being part of their inbred tribe. I am a very open minded person, but the behaviour of the low life majority in chatham is as pointless as it is unpleasant.
Dog shit lines the streets.
14 year old mums beat their kids and scream at them in the street just to make sure they grow up as ‘good’ as them.
Some little chavs have claimed they just want to have fun. why does that invariably involve someone else not having fun? Shall i have some of your fun with you? would that be fair play or would you run and get your cousins? in fact you worthless little pikeys only want to have ‘fun’ when you outnumber someone 5 to 1 minimum, cowardly little chatham inbreed scum.
The entire town is suffering from the social equivalent of AIDS.
I grew up in a shitty estate, I grew as a person, got a degree and have a career. My parents were poor and abusive. If I can manage it why cant all of you idiot low life chatham inbreeds manage it too?
No I dont want to give you 50 pence or a ciggie, fuck off and get a job and stop hanging around outside the off license begging.
chathamites = pond life
I was born in Chatham and have lived there for the past 19 years. Its not all that bad, its got a little better in the past 6 years or so. Where ever you go you will notice chavs, girls with ‘pineapple’ up do’s, gold earrings that could hold parrots, clowns that replicate the real thing and tracksuits with ‘council estate hoar’ on the bum…Its not just generally Chatham any way that is home of the chav…its the area of Medway (including Strood, Cuxton, Rochester, Gillingham etc.) And as for the children who are mothers, not all of them are bad, my friend is a mother at 18 and she and her boyfriend pay their way – without benefits!!! So its not EVERYONE in Chatham who are ’scum’…yes their are a few that hit all the points in being scum but generally the chav in Chatham is no longer what it once was
…Chatham will always be classed as Home of the Chav but it isn’t all that bad, I’ve seen worse places!!!
Im from east london born and bred but i did live in gillingham for 4 years and spent quite a lot of time in all the towns as i got to know all the chavs there and to be honest with you all…..the place is a fuckin shithole….complete with pikeys, wannabes and slags….simple as that, the ideal night out for a bunch of chatham boys (and all the other towns) is a night in the park drinking beer and fuking girls….its completely shit with little dickheads who all claim their either ‘from london’ or ‘my dads a gypsy boiiii’….its pathetic. You cannot walk anywere without somebody starting a fight (never by themselfs but always with a group of friends behind them, though personally i never had this problem) and the girls have got so much fukin mouth you could punch them……simple as that the place is a cesspit full of pakis, cosovans, immigrants, turks, pikeys, sluts, london wannabees and cunts.
the place is fuked up because you have these chavs walking around with baggy jeans and new era caps talking like they are one of the teenagers from my manor yet they call themselfs gypsys, and then you have the other half who wear tracksuits and drive corsas or novas or mopeds saying…YEAR BRUV, NO WHAT I MEAN BOIII, CORR SHES A NICE LITTLE RATTLY, OI YOU FUCKIN SLAG…..not to mention the new black boys that have entered medway due to the new university being built who all claim their ‘from london’ again, ‘ yeah blud am from croydon yana, nahh fam manz from brixton doe ya get me’ lol the funniest thing is they do that and dress like gangstas on the street and then go back to university all dressed smart with their little textbooks…
Its full of fakes, wannabes and dickheads, two years ago a school in gillingham got the lowest GCSE results in the country so what does that tell you.
This whole thing with the london image and the pikeys is also mainly caused by a few people from london moved to medway thining life would be better and the houses were a lot cheaper thus causing this whole LOOK AT ME IM FROM LONDON BLA BLA…..also a lot of idiots are attracted to medway etc by the BIGGEST PROBLEM OF ALL….AMADEUS NIGHTCLUB….biggest nightclub in kent so many people from london and farther out in kent travel their for a night out thus ending in pregnancy, STD’s and stabbings.
To finalise, if you want a good shag then head over to gillingham, chatham, strood, lordswood or walderslade but be advised TAKE A CONDOM because you will catch something believe me.