Charvers (thats the North East name but to most people it’s chavs), they are the biggest drain on society the world has ever seen. Ever had your nearest bus stop smashed to oblivion? Or ever seen the tremendous amounts of chewy embedded into the ground of your local shopping centre? Yes. You can guaruntee a charver did it… any money on that.
So… you walk through South Shields town centre. Yes… there’s chewy embedded into the ground. Yes there’s smashed up bus shelters. Yes.. there’s a JJB sports, a New Look, a Pound Shop, a Woolworths, and about 200 “offies” or off licences to decent members of society (i.e. not chavs)
It may sound like your typical, chav invested town. And yes… you can say it is… but I can put forward an argument… that this town is the worst, most diabolically chav- ruled town in our poor chav invested country…
In South Shields, chavs are spread around like some sort of flesh eating virus, making their mark everywhere they go. And I dont just mean graffiti… but pissing all over the place too. A South Shields male chav would more than likely be too damn lazy to go find a toilet, and mark his territory on the side of a metro station ticket machine. And is he ashamed? Ha! of course he’s not. He’s all “aye man howay, im a fuckin maxa waxa ragin charv and i fuckin rule sooth shields like!”, soon after, pulling out one of his cigarettes right next to a no smoking sign, whilst holding a bottle of bellabrusco or lambrini in his other hand. What pleasant people surround us everyday. There’s just charvers EVERYWHERE you go in South Shields…I think they should be wiped out. I think if there’s one thing that should be done for the world, it should be to send all charvs to death camps.
Thanks for Reading
Sincerely,
kill_all_chavs
President of the worldwide organisation of KAC (kill all charvs)
I agree, they need to be dealt with. All of them.
Living in Shields since the age of 5 I feel a lot more comfortable there than I do in York where I’m currently studying. I have never felt so paranoid about leaving the house as I have in this apparently pleasant area of York, I’d much rather spend a week sleeping on the streets of South Shields where, although there are a shed load of charvers, everyone knows one another to the point that they dare not misbehave for worry that their mam will hear word of it the next day!
It really is a shame that so many people, especially the elderly, fear to leave the house for the ‘youth’ as they call them. There really are some lovely youngsters about, trust me!
Shields in no way deserves to be in this list. There may be a fair number of scunners but it’s really not a bad place. As long as you stop clear of Ocean Road of course.
I’m not from Shields but I’ve got to say there’s a thousand worse places in the land before you start laying into that town. For a start there’s sunlun’ a (too) short bus ride away).
Your never more than 50 yards away from a Greggs and there’s brilliant ket bargains at the market
– Fab.
f**k you theres nout rong with shields or newcastle
Am not a chava at all in any way, just think some of the things ya said, aye man howay thats everyday geordie anyhow and South Shields, near Newcastle (over the water!!!!!)will maybe a lil bit, still got to pay to get there havent ya, the tunnel or to North Shields (which still aint Newcastle) then the ferry over, a aint certainly going to waste my money doing so, Newcastle is nothing like South Shields, totally different area, different councils everything!!!, far more upmarket you can buy a house in South Shields for bout what £25 now?!?, fair enough we do have some chavas here and there.
The only area of south shields (its not the only area ive been too mind you!!) i really know of is marsden (just one big council estate it seems) or something like that well its about only place i know of and its a total dump and driving through it well it didnt change stayed a dump too
sorry had to be because i really like Newcastle and living here and proud of it an al so, South Shields, Near Newcastle gives the impression its just the same and it aint not close, critise all you like at end of day a wouldnt move to South Shields and a certainly wouldnt pay to live there!!!! Mackem B*st**ds springs to mind (remember ya only up road from sunderland and thats an even bigger beep hole, got voted 2nd worst place in uk to live didnt it lol ah ha ha ha ha ..ha) xxx