Sutton in Ashfield boasts many things….
Second from last in the education league tables, one of the countries highest rates of teenage pregnancy & and sexualy transmitted desease, and double the national average of welfare spongers. Not to mention the town’s famous ‘scab miners’ in the 80′s.
I have yet to see a local male 30 years or below without a cap, blue ‘trackies’ and prison whites. They also sport the classic chav face, mouth always open and bottom lip sagging yet protruding. This look has taken years of inbreeding and lack of education to perfect.
The local accent is almost is almost impossible to understand, it is sounds like a gutteral version of a ‘honking’ seal. This is never done at a reasonable volume every noise must be shouted as loud as possible. The volume is especially loud when swearing-most of the time!
Children are taught to swear before they’ve eaten their first microchip. The single mothers while away hours in Asda swearing at their children and piling up the trolleys with processed filth and vodka WKDs.
Local pastimes include, sponging, swearing, smoking & drinking. The parents do the same!
My previous neighbour, single mother Shazza could hardly contain her, joy when 12 year old Kylie finally became pregnant by 38year old glue sniffer Baz. Extra benefits all round, they might be able to afford that staffy puppy at last. Then they’ve made it.
My latest neighbour doesn’t send her son to school, he’s nine years old. She can’t be arsed to get up that early. Anyway the ‘little twat’ has ADD. She also couldn’t see why she should give up smoking and drinking just because she was pregnant! When boyfriend Gaz comes around the ‘little bastard’ has to go to his room and listen to his Crazy Frog CD. He’s got to ‘get off his face’ have an arguement and then beat up the girlfriend because shes been ‘shagging around’.
These are actualy real people. What is worse the whole town consists of more of the same. They are loud, rude, foul mouthed and stupid. Hell, they are even officialy stupid! They are proud of their stupidity.
They are an utterly despicable breed with no aspirations whatsoever…aside from ‘getting off their face’.
Why do they bother existing?
Remember, all tracksuits are flammable!
That’s what you get when you shut down any form of industry. Blame Thatcher, she ripped the heart and should out of the place.
What kind of language do you lot speak?, it,s definitely not English, it seems like a basic English education has passed you all by.
I used to work in Sutton in the early 70′s, then left to live in Australia. I visited England including Sutton last year, all I can say is, it’s sadly not what it used to be, which is a shame really. I guess this is what happens when most of the people who live there are uneducated and unemployed.
Delboy.
I am a current teenage inhabitant of Sutton and please bare in mind I am not a chav or a hooligan, I just attend my college, work hard and have fun as best I can. Now all that aside I do agree that Sutton does have a chav problem, if you’ve ever been down to Sutton Lawn, the town centre of the lovely local estate of Lemmington at late hours then you know what I mean. Not to stereotype all people who dress in track suits and stereotypical chav-like clothes, but it is probably a good idea to avoid people dressed like this late at night (especially friday), or in large groups.
You can always sit outside McDonalds and harrass people, they’ve even got 2 security guards now; when a restaurant franchise has to hire security guards then you know something’s not right.
Hi there!
I lived in sutton during the 80′s and some of the 90′s.. I was born in 72 but i have to say i thought the place was ok..
Apparently the town has gone a little ‘ down hill ‘ and that’s a terrible shame..
I used to love going down the chippy on saturdays and popping in piggy malones for some stuff for mum
I used to live in a big black and white house opposite the swimming baths, and loved every minute.. I used to get some stick at school because everyone said i was a rich boy, but i didn’t give a a shit.. It wasn’t my fault..
Anyways i moved to Sweden and have lived here for 10 years.. I will never return to the UK, not even dead in a box…
Have a great one!
//g
Again this is exaggerated bullshit. I am from Ormskirk and it is probably one of the least Chavvy places in the county. I really didn’t expect to find an entry for Ormy actually but here it is.
YOUR NOTHING SPICAIL YOUR SELF U HAVNT EVEN REPLAYED TO MY COMMENT THATS HOW PERFECT U ARE EVERYONE AS RIGHTS
i dont agree with u im not a chav but all chavs arnt bad some are awesome people to know you make out that its all bad i know they get over top but thats life some are all rite you just need to get to know them goths arnt perfect no ones perfect thats why im not a goth or a chav im my self i like wat i like like rock rap heavy metal all sorts but some people seam to have a problem with that if they do then i have a problem with them
anuva fing as well i dnt get y u r saying shit like dis. wt bout the town where u cum frm is it perfect? does no 1 wear tracksuits and trainers does no 1 use abusive language? at the end ov the day u r saying stuff bout the town but not every 1 is like that all b coz ppl dress in a certain way n act in a certain y u blame the town. so because i am frm sutton does it mean i am a low life scum that aint gunna get any where in life? i dnt fink so. u ought 2 fink bout wt u say b 4 u say it.
oi twat ive lived in sutton all me fuking life n there fuk all up wid it at the end ov da day bet ur just sum stuck up c**t that sits there smoking cigars guess wt we dnt giv a shit wt u say bout us u fuking scabby c**t how bout u eat all us shit how does dat sound ya fuking rat