Turkey…..No1 chav holiday

Jun
7

Recently had the privilege of visiting Gumbet in Turkey. (Not my choice)

Lets just say..the country is very chav-friendly.

Every shop inĀ Gumbet was a fake goods shop, we’re talking nasty bags, tshirts, jeans, sunglasses….anything you can think of that would be classed as designer in the UK, you can buy as a fake in Turkey. (Although the Turkish will not admit to it being fake) I’ve never seen so many chavs abroad.

All the chavettes had the (lovely) braided hair…which again you can get in Turkey…I was pestered enough to see if I wanted it done as well. NO THANK YOU. All the men (as well as bright pink skin) had little slits done in their hair…again, this is done in Turkey.

Turkish people are a pain in the ass because they think all British people are chavs and will try to get with any girl that sets foot on their land.

Clubs and bars are easily avoided because I think you’ll agree, watching chavettes all over the Turkish men is not a pretty sight, plus you can’t just sit down and have a nice drink without them hassling you for a dance.

All Turkish restaurants menus consist of is pizza, fish and chips, and engish breakfast, and we saw a lot of chavs tucking in most morning!

If you can’t stand chavs, do not go to Turkey for a holiday, it is NOT relaxing, and they will drive you crazy.

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7 Responses to “Turkey…..No1 chav holiday”

  1. kriss says:

    I have been to turkey twice and loved it – I did not however go near the place yopu are describing…. If you want a lovely holidsay in the sun try KUSADASI it is really nice and there is lots to see and do in the way of historic sites and gorgeous scenery. I am definatley going back (with my husband)

  2. Chav Buster says:

    Yes I have to agree, for 2009 Turkey has finally become the chav holiday capital of the world where they can shop until they drop for cheap nasty fake designer handbags and clothing. For chavs places such as Cuba, Mexico and the Dominican Republic were once the strong hold for the Chav families but 2009 has seen the worst breed of chavs from allover the uk make their way to Turkey to strip the country clean of fake desinger wear.

  3. Gornal_Gal says:

    Yeh i understand where this post is coming from because my last holiday was spent in turkey and alot of the men just kep hassling me sooo bad and 1 even tried 2 kiss me ewwwwww!!
    If your looking 4 any cheap chav stuff then i would reccomend this the place to go but i must admit some stuff is a good buy!! saves spending loads of dollar over hear in england.
    I think anywhere in the world could be relaxing just aslong as you find the right place.

    Gornal Gal x

  4. Gornal_Gal says:

    Yeh i understand where this post is coming from because my last holiday was spent in turkey and alot of the men just kep hassling me sooo bad and 1 even tried 2 kiss me ewwwwww!!
    If your looking 4 any cheap chav stuff then i would reccomend this the place to go but i must admit some stuff is a good buy!! saves spending loads of dollar over hear in england.
    I think anywhere in the world could be relaxing just aslong as you find the right place.

    Gornal Gal x

  5. Gornal_Gal says:

    Yeh i understand where this post is coming from because my last holiday was spent in turkey and alot of the men just kep hassling me sooo bad and 1 even tried 2 kiss me ewwwwww!!
    If your looking 4 any cheap chav stuff then i would reccomend this the place to go but i must admit some stuff is a good buy!! saves spending loads of dollar over hear in england.
    I think anywhere in the world could be relaxing just aslong as you find the right place.

    Gornal Gal x

  6. kill-all-chavs says:

    I only went to Turkey for one day (i went to Greece) but i didnt see any chavs or anything to do with them except fake shit. Although i only went on the coastal area so didnt really see much. Also chavs cant afford to go to Turkey without selling there houses (or dikes)

  7. Essex_girl_born_n_bred says:

    turkey is not a chav holiday. i have been there twice now with family and family friends. it is a great place to go if you are into the culture side or the historical side or even the partying sides of things.

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