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Telford-Chavwatch update

Posted on: July 6th, 2006 by admin 5 Comments

Just to keep you up to date, the spar at Shawbirch was burnt down in an arson attack by the very chavs that used to shoplift from it every night. Which means of course that the Shawbirch Chavs have now migrated to Wellington, as if wellington wasn’t bad enough already. I’m surprised you only gave it a fleeting mention. I used to live in Telford and returned there for a night out in wellington with some old friends. Jesus Christ, you can’t move for single mothers and teenage freaks who think they’re the bollocks. The streets are strewn with human waste, it’s bad enough in the day time when they all congregate outside the benefits office or fighting in poundland, then there’s the pissed up tramps at the top of town but atleast you can engage them in conversation as they were once normal people. At night however,wellington is ruled by chavs, whole herds of the parasitic crettins roam the streets shouting unintelligable grunts, pissing and vomiting their way through an average saturday night, it reminds me of the film Resident Evil, when you look in their eyes they convey an air of mindless vacuity matched only by a gargantuan arrogance which invites you to take a swing at them. When you do administer the thrashing of the miserable wretches life though, you find that they have a collective swarm mentality and while the first few go down like a sack of shit they are reinforced by their brethren from further afield. Their isn’t even a means of escape from this shithole, when you reach the bus station you generally find that it has been laid to waste by soap dodging morons fuelled by cheap cider, every step closer is met by the crunch and squelch of broken glass and vomit underfoot. when you approach the actual bus shelters you find that they have been commandeered by local children who find this an irresistable environment for sniffing glue and having sex. People of late are generally only attracted to wellington if they want to see a good bare knuckle fight or a stabbing. The rest of telford is in a similar state, drunken men fighting over fat slags to the sound track of police sirens.attractive women are few and far between. however, pox ridden obese slappers proliferate. most of them sporting slut hoops, that particular style of earring which denotes the wearer as a gang bang jizz mop. the size of the slut hoops worn usually correspond to the size of the owners diseased benefit scrounging orrifice. the only respite to be had was when local black guys started turning up dead or shot by the police, the whole of wellington and hadley was boarded up and the local black and asian population rioted for a few days, this had a very intimidating effect on the chavs and as a result during the riots you could walk the streets without fear of being accosted by leering wastrels looking for a fight. I have since moved to redditch, a single mother offered me a blow job if I would buy her a bag of chips. Out of the frying pan, into the fire, eh.

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5 Responses

  1. ASIF says:

    well, i’d love to know what Telford you guys are on about. Because Telford, Shropshire is nothing at all like that. Yes, you may find the odd yob and see the odd fight and the is occasionally rapes. But over all, it’s just a standard town. Have you not been into the inner citys these days? I think you need to open your eyes and take a good look around at 21st century life. Because these are general occurences that happen in every town and city.

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  2. Alice says:

    I used to live in leegomery, but i now live in wellington, and it is not rough, and people who say it is are probs scared because they come from the “posh” side of shrewsbury. Yer i admit the “chavs” and the most annoying people to walk this earth, but if thats how they want to dress or act , let them, dont take the mick out of them because of the way they dress, cus tbh they probs think you dress like a idiot too!!, and yer wellinton is a dump but if you think that dont come to it :) go to the town centre insted… basicallyyyy SHUTTTT UPPP :D .. thanks :) xxx

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  3. Shrewsbury boy says:

    I do a course at Telford college, and I’ve already met at least 5 teen mums who do not learn from their mistakes and thats for this year. And still all their concerned about is having enough money get pissed on a thursday, friday & saturday night. or to get the top designer clothing or gadgets.

    The young men and women just want to find a dealer and smoke tobacco and weed all day and then get wasted come 6pm and some hasve to cheek to say ‘do you mind I’ve got a hangover next morning’ and use as a excuse not do their work and expect their ema or alg only to do it again the next week. and some even have sex and that leeds to these accidents (pregnancy) and dont care that one of the person may have an sti.

    Aritcle in the paper back in Nov about a guy getting 12 girls pregnant . Not as if the girls stopped it and thought it would be ok to shag a guy they just met on facebook, The people of of Telford are just Nymphos.

    Lucky I live in Shrewsbury a town where people have brains and think before they act.

    SHREWSBURY A TOWN U CAN BE PROUD OF.

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  4. T-HILL says:
    THATZZZ RITE LADY WE CUMMINN 4 U NEXT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA READY YOR NOT,HEAAR WE CUM,CHAV MAN,AN WEERE GUNA MAKE U RUN, DRINKIN GIN AN JUICE LAYED BAK WOT WOT WOT WOT WOT WOT!!!!!!
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  5. copsey says:

    I live near telford and me and my dad sometimes go out for a drink in a pub up there where some of my dads friend hang out. There is always trouble in the area as there are two villages nextdoor to each other called sutton hill and woodside. These to villages hate each other and the headbangers from either villages meet up every night in gangs of 30 – 50 for a fight. We must have been up the pub up there at least 5 times and there has always been trouble. The first time we were at my aunties party when someone was found dead in the toilets suferring from a sever beating in the head. The second time i was there my dads friend got a chunk of his face bitten off by a headbanger that didnt even know him. The 3rd time a couple of lads from woodside walked in and they both got slashed by stanley knifes and riot police had to come in to save them. The 4th time someone got murdered again after gettin beaten up by a chav with a baseball bat after a local rape. And the last time I went there, there was a local football match on between telford united and shrewsbury fc, the headbangers from the hard parts of telford (woodside, sutton hill, donnington, and general telford) all went down to a field to fight the shrewbury football hooligans. The result was with hundreds of people getting arrested. I have been walking around telford on my own alot recently and have been stopped by local chavs asking me for a spare "ciggy" i just say no and walk off before trouble occurs. Looking around the midlands and msot of england telford is one of the roughest, nastiest, chavviest towns I have ever seen.

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