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Westhoughton… Tourists stay away!

Posted on: July 6th, 2006 by admin 6 Comments

Welcome to another chav-infested town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There is absolutly no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it proberly has a large teenage pregnacy percentage and a very large underage drinking percentage. Though some parts of Westhoughton are actally nice, as in well kept gardens, houses looking smart and reasonably priced cars parked on the drives, the rest is a wasteland. Ok, it is inhabited, but to some of the lowest of low-life scum you wouldn’t even compare to dog shit.

As you get close to the center of the town, every house becomes more and more grotesque in everyway. If you do unluckily get lost within this jungle of dilapidated buildings, do not stop your car at any point. Within seconds a gang with surround you and be off with your car before you can say “Oh Shit”. If you are unfortunate enough to be walking through this crappy little area, don’t be surprised to see at least one chav smoking what he thinks is ‘weed’. Thankfully for myself, I live on the outskirts of this god forsaken town but I can’t say the same for my mates. Two unfortunate souls live almost smack bang in the midst of this jungle, and it is a pain for both them and me when trying to see if they are coming out.

Also, the worst part is they don’t like anyone different from them, even if it is just breathing differently, they will still have a go at you and most likely, punch you. You would be thinking by now, girls would be safe because no one hits a girl.. you’re wrong! This narrow minded morons will attack anything that even looks at them wrong. The worst possible time to be out around here is friday nights and saturday nights. Every shop you come across with be swarming with chavs outside and some unlucky sod inside buying these airheads their poison. Sometimes, they won’t be happy with just that, so the unlucky fellow gets a beating.

So if you are thinking of traveling around the North West, stay completely away from Westhoughton because for all we know, you could become car-less in a matter of minutes if you not careful.

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  1. Cath says:

    My family come from Westhoughton although I live on the South Coast and I have visited my Nan there for years…..It’s a lovely little place and believe me I have seen far worse!!!!

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  2. davros says:

    wtf shutup you little prick il knock you out you faggot westhoughton is a fukin sick place mate and your fuckin talkin out your fukin shit hole

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  3. AAH says:

    LEARN TO SPELL YOU GRIM LITTLE CHAV PIECE OF SHIT

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  4. Mart says:

    Would bet that most of the people that live in Westhoughton could spell actually correctly.

    Assclown.

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  5. joe says:

    Two unfortunate souls live almost smack bang in the midst of this jungle, and it is a pain for both them and me when trying to see if they are coming out.

    clearly from what i have cut and pasted from your bull shit comments that you over exaggerate a hell of a lot as where ever you go anyplace in the world you will find people who are not so wealthy and have not been taught any manners or how to behave it’s not just chavs who live in westhoughton there will be those kind of people all over the world not necessarily dressed in tracksuits,lacoste trainers and TN caps but they will be there the simple fact is there is nothing you can do about and you obviously have no life as this meens so much to you that you feel the need to go on the internet about it and warn people away to be honest i would be glad to be in a place like westhoughton compared to other places in the world because westhoughton is a hell of a lot of a better place than most places you will find in other parts of the UK for example London which has chav’s and scallys but obvious dress different are more serious that they will verbally abuse you and may in fact kill you because of the government and how poor it is that they will give a council house to a pregnant teen that barley knows how to look after themselves maybe they should take a tip from the netherlands and make pregnant teens and their kids live with their parents until they have the money to move out maybe then teens in Britain may think about having sex and what the consequences maybe. So before you make out westhoughton to be so bad maybe you should think about how lucky you are that you live near there and how much worse it is in other parts of britain.

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  6. BARBENSON says:
    WESTHOUGHTON

    Westhoughton is me ome twn m8 nd a moved from dere 5 yrs ago coz me mum found sum1 in stokcport yh nd i dnt like u givin shit 2 ppl sayin its a chavy place yh most ov me m8s in bolton r all sfe nd none ov em no part form 1 or 2 dat u ryt shit bout us on ere yh am still a bolton lad if i ad a choice ad go 2 bolton its a sik arse place no1 can say shit bout it yh its ruff but so`s liverpool da shitty scummy place nd stockport int exactly da best luk at woodley nd brinny yh so ya can fk off givin shit bout westhoughton owt yh coz ure a lil fuk up who needs 2 get a fkn job nd give shit bout stoki coz bits in dere a ruff u lil scum bag ! SHIT FACE !!!

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