You would think with the Council Tax we pay to protect the Queen up the road at Windsor we would be posh and chav free. Oh, heaven forbid no. I unfortunatley got thrown by circumstance to a six month sentence on the downside of Maidenhead. The wrong side of the tracks literally.
Maidenhead has some fine area’s of pikeydom which are estates that the German Luftwaffe (for any chavs reading that is the German Airforce in the war, ok) missed. Ironically with the names of The Bomber Estate, Lancaster and Halifax Road and the less celebrated area i die in called The Larchfield Estate. Life is a prison term here.
Passtimes include riding motorised lawnmowers down the hideous walkway called the gullet where i often get abused by kids. St George’s flags are hung from windows despite the World Cup being finished ages ago and general pikeydom entertainment is the domestics you hear on the estate “Chell, let i in, Chell” when the donor has had a few too many sherberts.
In town is more fun with the centrepoint being Muck Donalds and the shopping mall. The prospects of getting abuse are high but fortunatley we have a local Police force none to keen on chavs and most times you see them is with the Police in pursuit. As for pubs forget it. It’s all theme fun pubs/clubs that have competitions like Dance Like a Queer for Beer (true).
Maidenhead is really the poor relative of Slough where locals have nothing on the gun culture of our brothers up the road. I don’t think they bother with Chavs in Slough and go straight int gangland feuds and people from Maidenhead never venture there.
Chavleveller (soon to be leaving Maidenhead)
Maidenhead is quite a clean town where murders, rapes and other serious crimes like that are few and far between. That’s not to say there is no crime but nothing major happens in Maidenhead from year to year that makes national news or anything.
Maidenhead is not the most exciting town in Britain. It’s more a business town than a party town in all fairness but there are shops, pubs & clubs around advertising live music & karaoke etc…
I think it’s unfair to say Maidenhead is pikeydom. Trust me, I have been to places in England that make Maidenhead look quite posh!
Larchfield and Bombers are a bit rough but i’ve seen worse places, MUCH WORSE
Of course there’s a few rough necks around but you’ll get that anywhere you live.
haha this is so f**king true. i live in maidenhead so i would know, and and if i had a quid for everytimev ive walked through the gullet i’d be a millionaire. my best mate lives in larchfield though and it ent that bad (btw i used to live on halifax road and its like hell)
you have no idea wat u are goin on about larchfield aint the best estate but there is a lot worse places u go stay in britwell or slough or london u have no patrism either if u complain about english flags in windows ..MADNESS if u dnt like larchfield f**k off dnt complain about it and do nothing why dnt u do sumthing to make it a better place get a life or just move to henley no cahvs there and by the way chavs as the older generation put it are the future there be marryin your son or daughter be your police docters and teachers and if it is chavs that are causing problems its bevcaused your generation f**ked it up
ur a turd
Maidenhead is nowhere near as bad as most places..
like burton