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middlesbrough – such a beautiful place!!!!!

Posted on: January 2nd, 2007 by admin 25 Comments

well what can you say about middlesbrough???? except ear man its only propah mint like!!!!! the town is full of uneducated alcoholics whose main aim in life is to stay on benefits long enough to get on new deal for an extra fiver a week!!!! they also appear to have forgotten there is the letter H in the alphabet instead they say things like ‘ear am just goin to our ouse to get to see our elen coz its only proper ot!!!’ most of the women have the typical ‘pram face’ (like the face you pull whilst having a shit!!!) and 15 children called kennedy, charmaine, reece, tyler etc etc and your no one in middlesbrough if you dont have a staffy called levi and a boyfriend whos a dealer!! a popular chav haunt is bensons bar in the village – a lovely place full of the type of people that you wouldnt look twice at (and thats just the staff!!!) to round off a lovely place fit for nuclear testing!!!

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25 Responses

  1. Josh says:

    I refer to jeff stelling on this matter , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO8yHVYof44&feature=player_embedded#! watch that about the boro !

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  2. Ezza x says:

    I’m a boro las n no not all of us lot speak like that n where not all drug addicts ye the is some but yas cant all start takin the piss out is the boro coz I don’t care wot yas say I’ll luv middlesbrough 4eva n non of you rats that take the piss outa other people’s towns can change that! COME ON BORO!

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  3. andy says:

    I`m from Boro but moved away for work ten years ago , it`s mad to say Boro is a shithole there is some decent areas in Boro and a lot of decent people .
    Im not making excuses for the addicks or the chavs but there is no work for a lot of people in Boro and when people feel excluded they end up not giving a f**k – and thats what is wrong with some areas in Boro – in the 70s it was a great place to grow up and nearly everyone had two parents and they had jobs and life was so different from what it`s like today. Slagging the Boro off is like taking the piss out of the bloke who has just lost every thing through no fault of his own . UTB

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  4. Han says:

    Where is the comment i made yesterday?

    If you are not going to post it on here please can you send it to me as I would like a copy of it.

    Thanks,

    HG

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  5. HG says:

    Where is the comment i made yesterday?

    If you are not going to post it on here please can you send it to me as I would like a copy of it.

    Thanks,

    HG

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  6. HG says:

    Middlesbrough- Worst place to live….

    Personally I think Middlesbrough has become Britians scapegoat to poor neglected areas. For all the other shitty areas you can pretend to have less alcoholics, less crack whores, and less bums in the benefit queue.
    In reality everyone is DUMB in this country as you are all basing your opinions on what other ‘people’ are telling you.
    Situations like this just give control back to our corrupt government and by being so gullible, spending your time hating a place that you have never been, you are falling in to their trap.

    Children- The next generation?

    Middlesbrough has nothing for children to do in their spare time, there aren’t many ‘career’ prospects and there ARE lazy people who could do with a kick up the bum just like everywhere. Instead of hating on Middlesbrough and the people who live here you should become aware that our council men and woman get paid SHIT LOADS and instead of looking at Middlesbrough and finding what the people actually NEED, they choose to spend money on ‘quick fixes’, that aren’t really fixing Middlesbrough’s identity at all.

    Outcome to negative media:

    The council have become obsessed with trying to make Middlesbrough ‘look better’ to the rest of the country that they are wasting money that could be spent on youth clubs/ skate parks/ after school classes for all ages. These things would help the Middlesbrough people and the future of this town.

    Middlesbrough is a charismatic gem in the North East and I am quite glad non of you snobs have the balls to visit as you probably wouldn’t know how to have a buzz* with us ‘commoners’.

    I orignially come from Kew Gardens, which is probably classed as the complete opposite to Middlesbrough in the views of our country and guess what…..

    THERE ARE ALCOHOLICS, CRACK WHORES, AND DOLE BUMS IN KEW GARDENS TOO!!!

    * NON DRUG RELATED HIGH i.e a good time….

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  7. boohoo says:

    First of all, you shouldn’t generalize the population entire of any place, not “everyone” in Middlesbrough has 15 kids, is an addict or scrounges benefits.
    Most of the people who live in Middlesbrough are just live people who live everywhere else in the UK, some are educated, hard working and well spoken, some are illiterate , work shy idiots. Also Everyone gets broken into at some point, and students are an easy target, shut your windows and lock your doors,
    I’ve lived in Middlesbrough for all of my 24 years and its done me no harm. Obviously it is hard to find work here so not everyone who has to use the benefit system wants to. If there isn’t a job for you its often the only way you can survive, and its not the fault of the people of Middlesbrough that the recession has caused job losses and stopped business from growing in the area. Ignorant people labeling Middlesbrough as some sort of hell hole devoid of morals really isn’t helping our situation much. Ok, so obviously Middlesbrough isn’t the most fabulous place to live on earth, you really don’t need to point that out to anybody, but it is surrounded by some beautiful places, you just need to get out of the center. To think that Middlesbrough has a bad standard of living is absurd and ridiculous, i’d rather live here than in a slum in Rio or Mumbai, or in the Congo or any other place with huge conflicts with no sign of ending. Think about how those people feel about the place they live when someone calls you a knob for not giving them a fag, boofuckinghoo!!

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    • smoggy and proud says:

      fucken nob ed u no nowt about the boro! i live there, the aint owt rong with it, we aint all bad yano, look at amelia lilly on x-factor she lives in middlesbrough nd she aint none of theses things soo dont judge, now f**k off the lott of yass

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  8. Dapper23 says:

    I worked up in the Brough for several years. The high light of our journy home was the “Crack Whore Spotting” as they waddled up to the car at the lights looking for tricks. What a hovel!
    Billingham almost as bad but Darlington My god what a chav filled Benefit loving shit pit.
    A bunch of work shy dole spungers the lot of them. A prime example of the lack of any work ethic was the sandwich shop thet closed for lunch FFs i’m no rocket sicentest but you would think that that would be the best time to open…..

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  9. david says:

    I lived in Stockton on tees and in middlesbrough i actually lived in grove hill . before any one speaks up middlesbrough they should live there a while i`m glad i`m away from it any longer and i would have ended up as a hoody addict.

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  10. Smoggie says:

    Having lived in various area’s of the UK and other country’s, by far the worst/best place I have stayed is boro.

    Worst – if you walk around the town, it’s unusual if you don’t have someone come over to you and ask, “ear mate, lend us a fag”, when you say no, the usual response is “maaahhh, ya nob-head” or the favourite “maaahh, ya daft c**t”. They actually make you feel like it’s your fault they have no fags.

    Best – There is always some entertainment, you can guarantee that you will see at least one fight a week, the insults can actually be quite funny and you do leave the place with a superiority complex, which if you have a low feeling of self-worth, they will remind you that actually your life is not that bad.

    The best thing in the town is the Army Careers Office, when asked about Boro, I usually tell people that I prefered living in Kosovo (at the time the Kosovo had been shelled to hell).

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  11. steve says:

    2nd year student here.

    First year at halls of residence all places were often broken into, every month or two people would break in and steal Laptops, TVs, anything they could flog off to cash converters.

    Also last year in the town i was raising money for charity and two chavs come up to me taking the piss. After laying down insults that they didn’t get because the planks never went to school, they continued to try and intimidate me for the rest of the day. Also had various other trash come up to me and my mates and spew shit, though they never had the balls to start a fight.

    This year im living more in the middle of town.
    Mutiple times i’ve been encountered by dodgey prostitutes on the streets, our house was broken into a few months back, my neighbours spotted various people looking in through their windows (which is what someone did before they broke into our house). Theres also been people fighting in our street at least a few times, and i often hear about fights in town. My neighbours, although nice people, are on the dole now, and them and others are constantly smoking skunk and snorting cocaine in their garden, and i can hear them very well all the time.

    I’ve heard the further outside the town u go the nicer it is, but the town center is a shithole.

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  12. G says:

    Every county has it’s shitholes, not just Teesside. But in all fairness to Middlesbrough, when you drive into Middlesbrough, the chemical and steel works are in Billingham and Redcar, yet visitors think it’s Middlesbrough. The worst place I’ve been to is West Bromwich (near Birmingham) in the West Midlands, it’s worse than Middlesbrough. And it’s wrong to judge Middlesbrough just on its centre. There are some nice housing estates, even some of the council estates are decent. It’s sad that people who live there, or who had been born there, point the finger at the place, when really they’re not educated, and have probably never visited many other places. Bits and bobs need improving in Middlesbrough, which is the case with every town and city. All in all, Middlesbrough isn’t nowhere near as bad as people say it is. Get educated first, then rate it.

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  13. Dre says:

    I was born and raised in Boro. After our first child was born we decided to emigrate. I go back often to visit and each time I have noticed how much more apathetic and lazy people have become. There is a sense of entitlement to government handouts, all they do is complain but have money to drink, smoke and buy take out. I also found the young adults to be very superficial,shallow and uneducated while the adults act like they are in their second teenage hood.

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  14. Andrew says:

    Let me start by saying that I live in Middlesbrough and that I have lived in the Teesside area all my life.

    It is, generally speaking, a shithole. While there are some areas “with money” the overall situation is “poor”. I’m not saying that being poor makes you an antisocial thug but the decline of work over several generations has left families to fester. Proper and decent behaviour is a concept with little reward for many of the inhabitants. They just don’t know any better or find being obnoxious a form of free entertainment.

    Realistically, the elements I just described are probably in a minority but that minority is more concentrated here than other more civilised parts of the UK. It will take decades of investment to turn a place like Middlesbrough around and even longer for little ‘Wayne’ to realise that just because Granddad and his father before him were benefit babies, doesn’t mean it’s OK for him to be.

    As a final word, it is absolutely moronic to cite a bridge, captain or fast food as counter-reasoning for why a place is not in dire straights. What effect does the Transporter bridge have on yobs? How does a long dead seafaring gentleman prevent or limit asbo behaviour? The Parmo (no matter how tasty) does not infer civilised behaviour upon it’s consumer.

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  15. Erik. says:

    Teesside is a proper shithole. My Girlfriend lives there, and seriously, the only redeeming factor about the place is the legendary Parmo. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of people make the best of a bum deal, there are some nice places like Yarm and Hartburn. The shipbuilding industry fell apart, along with the collieries, and unemployment breeds these scummy chav fuckers. Whole streets lay ready for demolition, it’s quite sad to see really. I go shopping in the town centre and hardly anyone smiles, the sky is almost always grey. Saw some kid in a pushchair shouting Paki at some asian guy. Not nice. Been to Billingham? Lovely views of the cooling towers from my Girlfriends house. Any building in Teesside that represented the rapid industrialisation since 1909 has pretty much been knocked down to build stores like Lidl and Aldi. Supply and demand I guess. No one here has any money, those that do move away.

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    • Gary says:

      Hey Erik that rhymes with DICK.
      You are so proud of where you live that you will not even tell us where.
      Middlesbrough was never a coal mining area so when did the collieries close?
      Yarm and Hartburn are not in Middlesbrough, thank god.
      I strongly suspect that you like a lot of people in towns and cities up and down the UK are educated through their TV sets, unfortunately for you X Factor, Eastenders, Coronation Street and Big Brother do not really broaden the mind.
      As for people with money moving away, I earn 96K a year using the skills I learned in the chemical works of ICI and I will always live here.
      In closing can I suggest that you take your Philistine pig ignorance as far away as possible and never return.
      ERIMUS.

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      • Uncle fester says:

        Anyone who earns that amount of money and still lives in the Boro is either full of shit or is completely devoid of any cultural capital whatsoever. ICI made a few people a bit of cash but on the whole it f**king poisoned the population, I piss myself walking through town looking at the state of the people, it’s only a matter of time before the first boro baby is born with three f**king eyes.

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  16. Laura says:

    You obviously haven’t been to Middlesbrough. Not all of us speak you you say we do, and in fact Middlesbrough is a great place to live. Unfortunately, being the uneducation tit that you are, believe all of the news that they have gotten in the past (i.e Location, Location, Location! – other tits who’ve never really been to Middlesbrough, and only showed the bad parts – which every town has, instead of the good parts – it’s historic Transporter Bridge, a company from Middlesbrough built the Sydney Harbour Bridge, MiMA, Bottle o’ Notes, and in the early 1900′s and before was the centre of the best industrial steel enterprise in the world).

    Also, your grammar is crap – it should be ‘you’re no one in…’, not ‘your.’ You also seem to have no idea that you use capital letters at the beginning of sentences. Did you even go to school? Or was it so crap that they never taught you these things?

    At least Middlesbrough doesn’t have a murder count like Manchester or London has. That’s got to be a good thing. Not to mention in 2008, a secondary school based in Middlesbrough was voted the best State School in England. Can you say that about where you live? No.

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    • Dre says:

      I have to disagree with you, i was born and raised in Boro, I know the place like the back of my hand, I had friends on just about every estate. I go back every few years and sorry to say the vast majority do live of the government, are very superficial,have no education and limited communication skills (can’t understand a word they say). Teenagers male and female have no self respect or respect for anyone else. Their goal in life is to see how pissed they can get at the weekend.

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    • peter says:

      YESSSSSS I LIVE IN TTREE

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    • Bradley Hope says:

      Woahhhhhh ang’ on there love.
      Let a yorkshire man have a word.

      Lets get one thing straight. Middlesbrough IS a shitehole. At every corner is either a Thug a nutter or a mentally disabled person. (bless them) Now im not being discrimative here but i have never seen so many metally disabled people anywhere else. Inbreed much?

      Ohhhh and by the way. Before you go away calling other peoples grammar take a good look at your own. I mean right from the first paragraph your grammar is terrible. You say ‘you’ twice and that sentence just dosent make plain sence. Ohhh and dont reffer to someones grammar as being crap. That isnt a word you would use in english if we are talking about how to speak in a proper english grammatical way.

      MIDDLESBROUGH IS A SHITHOLE.

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  17. cooper says:

    well i’m a boro lass through and thtough and its not all like that so what the f**k are you buzzing off?

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  18. Chris says:

    I’m at Uni in Middlesbrough, whicha already contradicts what you’ve said above. It ain’t that bad though seriously, I quite like it.

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  19. Becki2 says:

    Ear its propa mint man??? get real not all of us speak like that and even if we did what the f**k has it got to do with you??? love the nickname by the way "poshbird" ha ha please i bet your some jumped up little slapper who really hasnt a clue about the real world and walks around with rose tinted glasses on.l I live in middlesbrough and have done all my life it has its good points and its bad points like every other town in the uk but to say what you have is unfair let people judge for themselves after all you opinion means what????????? exactly f**k all!!!!

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