I can’t Believe No-one’s entered Grimsby into chavtowns.
So Here it is and here I go.
I’ve been here a couple of months now. I used to live In a nearby town which had a fairly even distribution of all types of folk, including of course chavs. I’d visited Ingoldmells on numerous occasions, and noticed there wasn’t any long hair, baggy jeans, blacks or asylum-seekers anywhere to be seen. But the Trackies, hooped earrings, the screaming of bastard toddlers born to under-age parents, all of these elements were self-evident. In the extreme. “This is a chavtown and a half” I remember thinking. After a couple of hours perusing the market, browsing the moody gold and counterfeit “designer” tracksuits and trainers, I caught the bus and breathed a sigh of relief, safe in the knowledge I’d never have to visit the shithole again. little did I know the worst was yet to come.
I came to Grimsby in June. It was nightfall as I arrived. Passing a kiddies park; I noticed a group of youths drinking cider, decked out in the now legendary chav uniform of baseball-caps and tracksuits. so the matter passed. then another park. more chavs. some shops. more chavs. “For f**k’s sake,” I thought, “what have I let myself in for?” in the space of 5 minutes, from outskirts to home, I must have seen over a hundred chavs. I’d seen only one other person since reaching grimsby, this was a rather nervous looking elderly gentleman whom I could only assume was perplexed as to why these teenagers were wearing their tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks, although clearly the vast majority weren’t riding bicycles(though the ones that were on bikes had probably nicked them).
In the weeks that have followed, I haven’t had a single adult, intelligent conversation. not one. the closest I came to that was being asked for ID in a pub. I’m a single guy, and I was hoping to one day find a nice young lady and start a family in the future. Not in this f**king town I won’t. I was chatting to what could only be described as a Half-chavette in the dn31 pub in the town centre, and thought “hmm, she’s not that bad a looker, I’ll see how I go on” Then she smiled, exposing what looked like (no joke) mould growing between her teeth. If that wasn’t enough to put you off shagging for life, I ve noticed that all the women in this town are either pushing pushchairs, screaming at toddlers, pregnant, suffering from herpes, fat, getting rattled in bus shelters (or on kids play equipment, or public toilets, or anywhere else they can nip for a quick f**k. Then there’s the fellas. The paper the other day reported on the murder of a 37 year-old father and grandfather. hang on a minute, Thirty f**king Seven?? the picture printed of the victim comfirmed my fears. Baseball Cap, Moody Gold, CHAV. the last couple of weeks there’s been a young lad riding round our street on a bicycle. nothing unusual there I hear you say. This bicycle had a homemade trailer attached to it with a homemade speaker box attached to it, playing one of the 4 only songs people in grimsby are permitted to listen to (alas, I fear it may have been dj rankin) without being lynched or at the very least being called “gay” or “dickhead”. this “music” was being played at a volume that the 6″ x 9″ car speakers clearly couldn’t handle. I hope the little shit gets knocked off the contraption by one of his joyriding pals. somehow repribate doesn’t seem like a strong enough word.
I’m most certainly not staying here any longer than I have to. I’ve never experienced, let alone lived in, such a chav-ridden shithole as Grimsby. I think I might move to beirut….
well tbh ya stupid twat dont be dissin us n all people that think chavs are crap , twats n other shit well f**k you all bitchs
n 2 every 1 else thanx luv yoou XD espesh katie lyl hunnie keep in contact
To be honest this town has always seemed to me to be a touch inbred, homophobic and racist – more so than other places ( and iv lived around ) due to lack of diversity…and thats not our fault really. There are alot of idiots around this town but i have alot of good friends here – i was born and raised here and still live here but iv been around in my time and Grimsby does have a higher proportion of fools on our streets – but not all Grimsby people are like this! And as for the “dodging street beggars” comments…where are all these beggars??? Go to Nottingham and then tell me if Grimsby has a drug-use/homeless/beggar problem
Nobody wants him, nobody wants chavs and nobody wants dole bum Tim.
Speaking of chavs has Mickleburgh got a job yet ? That guy is a major embarrassment to this town.
LOL who said chavs were intelligent?
If the incest didnt f**k up the brain cells im pretty sure the excessive drinking and drugs would do the rest.
The amount of creativity you chavs have is next to nothing, you can just about roll a spliff.
and what are chavs doing on an “ANTI-CHAV” site?
‘tbh’, no comma, small I, no abbreviation in it’s (innit), ‘werese’, ‘conplaining’, ‘ares’ , ‘makeing’.
Need I say more?
tbh mr logic i think its quite funny how people from werse towns are conplaining about ares
and me and my very gd friend katie were just makeing a point 
Why all these agressive, illiterate posts from chavs?
tell yu wot ‘ Literate’ i ave lived in grimsby all my life and would not change a thing. its wen people like you come in to are town thts wots rong you come from your snobby towns that put are town down not every1 is perfect if you think ya perfect f**k off ya little basted and ye am a chav but am a proud person and i dont care wot every1 else says bout me so get int yr snotty car and go back 2 were you come from BIATCH
an if ya really wonna argue add me x-jess1212-x@hotmail.co.uk coz i allways bring it 
well who ever this ” Literate” is there have a bloody thick mind then dnt they, if she keeps it up like this she dnt no whts gunna cum to her does she then !!!
shes needs to keep her f**king mouth shut for a while biatch !!!!!!!
Grimsby well what can i say about it ….. hmmmm …..
its f**king amazing thnxs you bastards you call grimsby shit and everything well u f**king proberly ant even visted it !!! and ur the f**king wankers !!!
yeah u might of grew up in grimsby but u properly grew up in a crap bit but the rest of grimsby is amazing thank yoou !!
yeah some ppl take drugs but everywhere u go u will proberly find some1 taking drugs
&& drink aswell
ive been to loads of places where there is a bad bit about it !!
but i dnt f**king care less if its shit or not cuzz i no it isnt
but u wankers need to open ur f**king eyes a little
and most places dnt go to clubs to have fun unlike you ppl dnt ya boring old wankers !!!!!!
I think the post from ‘Jessica’ sums up the NED (non educated deliquent) mentality of GRIMsby. Awful place, awful people who totally lack ambition. If drinking cider in parks is the best thing to do in GRIMsby, I’m glad I left, I lived there for work reasons (quite ironic as the locals have the lowest work ethic and are the laziest people anywhere) and I’ve never before met such crude, racist vermin, the locals become violent for no reason, usually in kebab shop/taxi rank queues, before I left, I noticed the snooker/pool hall was moved to above the job centre, the local chavs can now spend all day in Cue World after signing on, luckily it’s opposite the police station and magistrates court. A hell hole inhabitated by foul mouthed, drunken, drug addled chavs. I now work in Walton on Thames and it’s nice to feel safe walking the streets at night rather than being accosted by street beggars every five minutes.
Grimsby is am amazin place full ov buzzin people tht no how 2ave a gd time. if ya dont like it fuk off some were else and leave us to are partyin. i think most ov the young mum’s in grimsby do very well and not all chavs are yobs. yes we like to have a gd time drinkin cider in parks but we are smart at the same time. some people just dont no how 2 have fun.
and i would NEVER move away from grimsby its am amazin town and theres allways something happening. all people from and in grimsby are amazin people ly all XD
and you shouldnt be puttin down are town untill you look at your own every town has some rough area in it . XD
Grimsby, what a dump, they worship Tim Mickleburgh (moaning dole bum), think Ozzy the wino is a character, accept smackheads as the town is so full of them they don’t have much choice really, have a great catchphrase ‘Wod da fook u lookin at’, street drinking and jacking up is about all they are good at and when they can’t fund that they’ll nick anything that’s not nailed down, I was born in Grimsby but managed to escape to university (not many Grimbarians even bother going to school) and now live in New Zealand, I now realise what a SHITHOLE I grew up in. I can’t believe I thought life there was anything approacing ‘normal’, the most unfriendly, uncultured, unattractive dump in the UK, I urge you never to go there, unless you want to be either kicked in for no reason or can dodge steet beggars.
The ops is right- Grimsby is a shithole full of chavs. The place needs to be nuked.
You stupid, arrogant, pathetic excuse for a man. You obviously have nothing better to do than visit a small town like Grimsby and criticise every inch of it. Firs of all, if you drive around the streets at night in most places in England now you’ll see the same thing, youths that have nowhere to go so spend there time on the streets. Secondly, what sort of diversity do you expect to see in a tiny fishing-dock town? I lived in Grimsby until i was 18, i am now 21, live in Derby and still go back to see family and friends quite often. There is a BIG difference in cultures between Grimsby and other larger places, which i assume you come from, most of the difference is the lack of diversity. As for you slagging off every single one of Grimsby’s residents, you obviously didnt look very hard as there are many, many good looking young women residing there who don’t have children, hygenic issues or some other thing you would find to moan about!
I would really love to see were you come from but quite frankly i dont think i could bring myself to criticise to the extent you have to our humble town. So than you for visiting but please, please don’t return, you arent welcome here.
P.S. What a w**ker!
lol am sorry hun but u are going to get that where ever ya go it aint just grimsby, and am a young mum in grimsby and i do a bloody good job at it to. you can go into any town and get the yobs and chavs and young mums, just because some people wear trackies and hoodys thats no way to judge and yes there are alot of people that drink here but thats the same anywhere you go, i think your a chav but dont want to admit it, if you dont like grimsby then shove of and find somewhere else to take your snobby self ya chav
the kid who wrote this gives the right idea, if exaggerated
Omg i agree with idiot (all be it a bit racist but the jist of it) u dnt no noffin about grimsby u clearly never stayed long enoguh to experience the wonderful culture just cos ur sum stuck up nunty from down south and so what if people have children young weve all got along fine with it so far so why should we care about some ponsy twit from a place were everyone speaks dresses and acts the same. And you no if u actually got to no some of these so called ‘CHAVS’ ud find tht ther probably intelegent people wiv more creativity than u can fit in ur tiny ‘y-fronts’!
your a right prat, jst coz wot they wear means nothing some people cant afford much else!!! and id rather have a town full of chavs than a town full of f**king imigrant paki bastards and snobs so fo grimsby dont want you!