I can’t Believe No-one’s entered Grimsby into chavtowns.
So Here it is and here I go.
I’ve been here a couple of months now. I used to live In a nearby town which had a fairly even distribution of all types of folk, including of course chavs. I’d visited Ingoldmells on numerous occasions, and noticed there wasn’t any long hair, baggy jeans, blacks or asylum-seekers anywhere to be seen. But the Trackies, hooped earrings, the screaming of bastard toddlers born to under-age parents, all of these elements were self-evident. In the extreme. “This is a chavtown and a half” I remember thinking. After a couple of hours perusing the market, browsing the moody gold and counterfeit “designer” tracksuits and trainers, I caught the bus and breathed a sigh of relief, safe in the knowledge I’d never have to visit the shithole again. little did I know the worst was yet to come.
I came to Grimsby in June. It was nightfall as I arrived. Passing a kiddies park; I noticed a group of youths drinking cider, decked out in the now legendary chav uniform of baseball-caps and tracksuits. so the matter passed. then another park. more chavs. some shops. more chavs. “For f**k’s sake,” I thought, “what have I let myself in for?” in the space of 5 minutes, from outskirts to home, I must have seen over a hundred chavs. I’d seen only one other person since reaching grimsby, this was a rather nervous looking elderly gentleman whom I could only assume was perplexed as to why these teenagers were wearing their tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks, although clearly the vast majority weren’t riding bicycles(though the ones that were on bikes had probably nicked them).
In the weeks that have followed, I haven’t had a single adult, intelligent conversation. not one. the closest I came to that was being asked for ID in a pub. I’m a single guy, and I was hoping to one day find a nice young lady and start a family in the future. Not in this f**king town I won’t. I was chatting to what could only be described as a Half-chavette in the dn31 pub in the town centre, and thought “hmm, she’s not that bad a looker, I’ll see how I go on” Then she smiled, exposing what looked like (no joke) mould growing between her teeth. If that wasn’t enough to put you off shagging for life, I ve noticed that all the women in this town are either pushing pushchairs, screaming at toddlers, pregnant, suffering from herpes, fat, getting rattled in bus shelters (or on kids play equipment, or public toilets, or anywhere else they can nip for a quick f**k. Then there’s the fellas. The paper the other day reported on the murder of a 37 year-old father and grandfather. hang on a minute, Thirty f**king Seven?? the picture printed of the victim comfirmed my fears. Baseball Cap, Moody Gold, CHAV. the last couple of weeks there’s been a young lad riding round our street on a bicycle. nothing unusual there I hear you say. This bicycle had a homemade trailer attached to it with a homemade speaker box attached to it, playing one of the 4 only songs people in grimsby are permitted to listen to (alas, I fear it may have been dj rankin) without being lynched or at the very least being called “gay” or “dickhead”. this “music” was being played at a volume that the 6″ x 9″ car speakers clearly couldn’t handle. I hope the little shit gets knocked off the contraption by one of his joyriding pals. somehow repribate doesn’t seem like a strong enough word.
I’m most certainly not staying here any longer than I have to. I’ve never experienced, let alone lived in, such a chav-ridden shithole as Grimsby. I think I might move to beirut….
Haha Grimsby cunts, think its bad up there try Torquay ya wet bastards
Even though im not single id rather be single than date a grimsby girl, their all the same even the ones that appear to be nice! their all fat and ugly 95% of em dont look after themselves their just an embarassment and all have a chip on their shoulders! I like my foreign girls alot better! all the girls here say why do you like foreign girls so much? whats wrong with english? i dont trust foreign girls at all…. WHAT and i trust Grimsby slags? I prefer to trust an eastern girl anyday of the week over a grimsby girl. Best thing this town ever did was get foreign girls in! finally i have something to look at! even my gf said when ever i see a pretty girl thats how i can tell their not english! hahaha i love it! i love it!
. Even a mate of mine came to visit me from the states and he couldnt believe his eyes when he saw all the young girls with kids (he was even taking pictures he found it so funny!). Theres no benefits over there you have a kid you have to support it yourself and thats how it should be here! thats the only time i agree with it.
I do agree on Grimsby isnt the only place, ive been all over and everywhere else is just as bad, apart from the Uni citys their the only places that arnt like it.
Am Sorry But Some’s True Somes Not Rite i am 16 i have no kids am not a slag i dont have sex with everylad in grimsby so yes grimsby may be a tip with a few wino’s but what towns arnt these days yerh theres chav’s but not every teenager is most people from diffrent towns belive that All Teenager By the age of 15 16 are pregant well there not am not and im 16 i think ive done fine upto now i have never been robbed or anything or even been bullied in this town not all teenagers will mug you Yah know i wouldnt dream of it its like saying chavs arnt live in gimsby because there diffrent yerh they harm people sometimes and yes therre have been murders ,, you may see lass’s at 16 pregnent but thats there choice they want a baby and you carnt change that i know someone whos 20 with 2 children infact its my f**king sister does that make her a slag she may be on benifits but aot of people in diffrent towns are to so dont just blame flaming grimsby there may be chavs on kids parks but not all the time and if they are it shows there imaturitaty dosnt it let them drink let them do wat they like because one day they’ll relise wat the hell have i done with my life and they will be put in prizon if they do something reallly bad wint they so fair enough people have diffrent oppinions yerh and every one does No one is perfect including you mate so stop judging everyone else and stop for a minute and focuse on you !
What a total heap of crap!!!!!!!!!!! Im 29 lived in GY and Cleethorpes all my life… yes i have 3 children who can i stress are not (BASTARDS) i work hard infact i work very hard holding down a job and being a mother to my children. i live in a clean house and i drive a nice car….. so how you can say all girls here are slags and bums OMG get a crip dickhead! and il tell you now no wonder yor single with that attitude in life you will continue to stay that way. There is no part of the UK that doesnt have chavs, alcoholics, druggies or crime or underage pregnancies. maybe you should go touring elsewhere and then let us all know where the perfect place to reside would be. Grimsby does have its bad points but its also a good place to live and infact im glad narrow minded jumped up little pompas pricks dont live here!
What this guy said about the women is totally true, ive never seen such states in my life! Grimsby is the only place i know where your lucky to find a girl at the young age of 23 without a kid! hell your lucky to find a girl with just 1! and they all look rough as f**k and are a total mess! all the decent grimsby girls live out of town.
What that guy said about the polish women is so true you took the words straight outta my mouth! thats exactly what i think. The best girls in grimsby are the polish women they all pay their way and work dont bum benefits and they look after themselves and are very pretty, they show the grimsby girls right up and they know it too!
I know friends who have even had to look out of town for their partners, at 23 they dont wanna be stuck with somebody elses kids and i dont blame them, One of my best friend regular visits london to see his gf, yeah he has to travel but its better then being with a knocked up grimsby slag with 3 kids! he has standards! I know a few guys that have met their girlfriends online and moved out of town to be with them! I would rather be single than be stuck with a grimsby girl!
Something else that makes me laugh and annoys me you tell people your going out of town either for an holiday or a day out somewhere in the country (you say your going to a different country or city) and people say “what ya going there for?” its like theres nowhere else outside grimsby and cleethorpes, theres an whole world out there ready to be explored! but some grimsby people think that theres nowhere outside this dead end town!
hu r u to sit der n say all dat, mayb if we dnt av u lot outsidin us. namin us n shamin us we myt well just behave. bt bein pushed out ov the comunity isnt gna do ne thnk bt make thngs worst!
Well what can I say! Welcome to Grimsby has 10 swear words in it, what level of inteligence wrote this article, that their vocabulary is that limited probably like their experience of other towns in this country. I appreciate your point but vastly over exaggerated, something you thought would be a bonus to your life obviously took you there, whats the matter did it not work out as planned?
As for MenZie if you had any idea of Ozzy’s life maybe you would have a small amount of compassion, (if you have a heart). I’m sorry that your childhood was so bad that you feel the need to put down your birth town, friends and family who pressumably are Grimbarians. Maybe if you wanted to do something that possitive with your life you could have stayed and done something beneficial for the town with your university upbringing. Have a good life.
I can hang around the library all day, doss about on buses and scrounge drinks in Spoons, it’s great being a parasite.
am 48 n i neva ad no job: L am a dole bum n proud ov it.
am 15 y wud i get a job :L
I lived in Grimsby and have never seen so many alcoholics in one place. Drinking on the streets is just accepted, any time of the day. I put it down to maritime heritage.
BTW I had to do arithmetic to leave this comment. I can only guess that some of you racist retards fluked the answer by smashing your tiny foreheads on the keyboard.
Get a job.
Hold your horses now buddy. I was born and have lived in Grimsby my whole life and to be truthful some of what you say is true, but you don’t half blow it out of proportion!
Name me a single town/village/city in the whole of the UK that doesn’t have problems, be it chavs, young mums, druggies, etc. I
You can’t can you? Did you even see the whole town or just pick and choose places you thought would make good material for this piece of crap blog you got going on?
The only decent women in Grimsby, Cleethorpes etc are the Poles, they are far prettier, better dressed, more intelligent and speak far better English than the local chav dole scum and they all work unlike the local workshy benefit scrounging dregs of society, these chavs think tracksuit bottoms and a hoodie are high fashion, their idea of a sophisticated drink is Tennents Super and unless they have at least 4 illegitemate kids by at least as many Kyles, Duanes, TJ’s and some other dole scum whose name they forgot (if they ever knew it) they’re not keeping up with the other scumbags. A drain on society and a waste of public money.
Why not try Cleethorpes?
There are some half decent people left there!
And maybe you will find a nice girl!
Jessika, have you ever tried getting a job?
Anyone got 20p for a cup of tea (it’s not for booze or drugs, honest), I sit under the crossing near Cartergate or hang round outside Wilkos, even the other dole scroungers at St Jame’s avoid me.
Erm. Are these people actually serious or is it a joke? These pricks are the shit of this town and the embarrassment of the nation. It seems to me this site is aimed at taking the piss out of you idiotsss, that and the comedy. What exactly are you gonna bring, jessika? A home pregnancy kit? Unbelievable.
As has been said, chav scum need not visit this site. This site is for normal people talking about chav scum. This is where you lot should be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2A_YXarUM
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Yaa all just not worth it think wht ya like itss not like we are gunna changee for you pathfetic dick heads !!
yet you call us chavss thn why the f**k u gone on chav town
ya just dnt make f**king sence you posh twats dont !!
anywayy ya just all not worth it tbh !
lovee yoou lotss jeska !!
&& f**k you all, you posh twats !