What a dump this place is and full of the most useless scallies you can come across (sorry, scallies have no use). The main shopping area is populated by Lacoste tracksuit wearing lads and 11 year old orange faced girls pushing prams with 4 kids in. There is even a feral scally girl who attempts to sell fruit to passers by in the main street but no one understands a word she f**king says as she speaks an obcure dialogue that is not even recognised by Ethnologue.com.
There are many cock end scallies wandering about the town centre with f**k all to do with their time apart from go to Mcdonalds, shoplift from sportswear shops, harrass people who want to mind their own business or pretend to unleash their steroid enhanced pit bulls on people, if this fails you can always find a black or asian person to abuse or write “Bizzies suck black cock” on bus shelters.
“THE” Asda as all the old biddies call it is simply populated by, well old biddies who spend the entire day wandering around without spending any money in the hope that they can bump into another old biddy to discuss the latest pensioner who has died or is on their last legs. They then return home about 5pm to let the night shift of old biddies to walk around all night doing the same. I never knew ASDA would hold such interest to people.
Walk back into the residential area, near woolfall heath, there are many off licences and chippies about to feed and get the 8 year olds pissed. The chippies act as a place where older scally lads can shag under age girls round the back. The scallies only ned to show ID to the off licence staff particularly on twig lane to show that they are over 5 to get ciggies and cider I witnessed some scally mother shouting at the staff for serving her rat beer, after a volley of abuse she said “Ee arr luv give us tweny lambert an butler like”. Twig Lane and Woolfall Heath have had speed bumps installed to stop dickhead scallies racing up and down and running over toddlers, however this has not deterred them from wrecking their cars in a pathetic attempt to look hard, oh yeah and I am sure all the cars were obtained legit too.
The local post office is populated with fat ugly angry looking people who look like they have cleaned their face with a scouring pad, the old people are even worse. If you dare to inconvenience them by sending a parcel abroad and holding up the queue you will get more hostility directed at you than an american soldier in Iraq. Then it’s straight off to spend the giro on methodone when you’ve exceeded the allowed quota.
If you want a bit of entertainment you can go to the Oak Tree pub which is the smokiest pub of all time, the fire brigade should do their training there. Me and my mate went in once and were looked up and down many times in the belief that we were “bizzies”. Mind you they do have morals in here, they did fill in some burglar who would only burgle women’s houses, well thats ok then as long as he never burgled a fella’s house.
Go up by Roby station and you will be lucky to get past the church as there are a scumbags hanging around in the shadows waiting for anyone who they can rob a mobile phone off or a wallet. They’sd slit their grannies throat for a tenner.
Further up is the Bluebell estate where Stevie G came from, wonder if he ever wants to go back there? – swop Freshfield for Huyton? nar don’t think he will!
A f**k awful place that seems to be permanently grey even in a summer heatwave.
Huyton “Iyton” a beast. f**koff. Listen to L14 there the f**kin melt, go an graze on ya maa’s arse pyabs, ya f**kin crabstick.
hey all, great to see a blah blog about my old homestead. personally I have great memories of growing up in Huyton. It toughened me up sure. Great people, hard workers, gorgeous girls, and some dick heads too. I left in the early eighties when my family moved and it may have gotten tougher then with hard drug use but it was always a drinkers place. Tough pubs, tough people. I had a fight most days at school, often with the same fool but hey did that make me harder than the average dick or what. I am now a primary school teacher living on a farm I bought in Australia. I worked hard, I still work hard and I am proud to be a scouse who spent much of his childhood in Huyton. I lived on barford Road! Stay proud people.
Gaz
Ha ha not all true but if you cant hack it dont come to huyton 2 dogs end off, half of huyton, the farm, dovey all in jail as off the sewer rats they’ll be from the bakeys, hillside or longy, their like mud eater’s never had nothing in life an never moved off their estates and rob their own thier the scum us huyton heads will knock anyone out from another area who got a problem with are area an take no s**t any lip an you’ll be in the back of a lanny taken to boody woods and pitty’s on steds will feast on ya, keep your car keys out of sight where car theives city an keep ya plasma’s un shown haha, great area full of fun we live in real world an live an exciteing life better than living in the likes of st.helens, runcorn, cheshire, manchester, ect … full of inbreds, smack heads an nonses. if your asian or black you get morte rights these days years ago 2DOGS FIGHTING, ONE BLACK , ONE WHITE BUT THE BLACK ONE USED TO GET f**ked OFF HAHA Laters, oh ye buy the way were no chavs just SCOUSERS on the map all over the world you will meet a scouser. take no s**t and deal with it proud and scouse
ryan you are a gobs**te
I live in huyton and couldn’t agree more with what you say, but its not just scally’s, scum and ugly women who live here!! There are also the decent hard working people living here, who raise their children not drag them up!! It really is only a small minority of ‘sewer rats’ as I like to call them that live here and give the place a bad name… We’re not all bad, but it’s not a nice place to live either!! I suppose you just sort of get used to it. As long as me and mine are ok, and not effected by these ‘sewer rats’ then you sort of get used to it and learn to live with it as such!!
The sad thing is, I have lived here all my life and can remember it used to be a nice place to live? Then the ‘sewer rats’ came along with their north faces and the green they smoke, and this is the result!! oh well one day I might win the lottery and be outta here!! onwards and upwards aye!!
beat it you ya blert derby lodge roby , you liar you been banging herbert over the road or he been bumming you for time
just dont go there if you dont like it its not rocket science dont sit in the comfort of your own home and hide behind a screen (s**tbag) ……
As a ex Huyton-er i laughed at this whole page, Huyton is one scummy place to live! really rough and full of nutters, but everyone was sound. also, its neighbouring villages ie dovecot and belle vale, page moss are no better, that whole part of Liverpool is a dump, but yknw what? im proud to be from Huyton though. I grew up in Huyton and moved about a mile down the road to dovecot, which was great! haha, but the warmth of the people in Huyton was the best part, everyone had that scouse sense of humour, always wanting to help out and had that old school liverpool hardness. so all in all, its a s**thole but it has a nice side to it too.
I grew up in Huyton and I have to be honest, I think the original poster is absolutely spot on. It is not until you move from Huyton (or the UK for that matter) that you realise how truly awful Huyton is. I grew up making the absolutely fatal flaw of wanting to do something with my life. People who live in Huyton have spent their entire lives there and never leave (save an annual trip to Amsterdam); they have absolutely no f**king idea about the rest of the world.
It is not until you live in another country you realise that the problem with Huyton, is that a lot of the people who live there were the product of brother and sister. Here are my top five ‘Huyton is s**t’ experiences:
1) Attempted mugging by a mob that turned out to consist of your cousin and their friends, whereupon it was discontinued because they recognised me.
2) Dickheads on Bakers Green thinking they are in the crips, despite it being a single street that is not in LA, stinks of s**t and is their total world. Dogs and ganja leaf sovereign rings don’t make me scared of you.
3) Total reliance on the Welfare state and total attention on dodging any work – one of my ‘mates’ devised a secret code for me to telephone him incase it was the dole. 1 ring – hang up – 2 rings – hang up – 1 ring – hang up then call normally. He was one of the more productive level headed chaps I knew.
4) The Council spends a few million renovating 6 blocks of flats on one of the estates. A few days later some dick heads burned them down for a joke, causing the council to demolish them as they were structurally unsound. Gossiping Fishwhores (40yo ladies) on the estate seen laughing as they talk about the perpetrators in gushing terms “they are only being lads” – then bemoaning the “f**king mess” the Council had left and how they should be ashamed of themselves. Genuine incident May 2002. Fishwhores.
5) Huyton Village, or Mos Eisley as it is known to some s**ts. Generally tacky provincial cess pit, populated by malevolent crackheads and racist bad asses in ‘stolies’ (a stolen car for those not from Huyton). People dress like they are on the moon, with northface being a particular favourite. What is great when I go back to piss on the place, is to hear the inevitable comment a lacoste booted piece of slime makes on someone elses dress sense (as they do if you are not decked out in finest catalogue sheeet). I genuinely find it hilarious, because People from Huyton in general, dress really really s**t.
I absolutley love Huyton. It’s a great place to be from. Sure, it’s rough sometimes and theres scumbags there, but so has every other place, in the world. The “chavs” round here, I wouldn’t class as chavs. They are scallies, and no, they don’t wear lacoste trackies, they’ve moved on to North Face, Nike, Berghaus and Adidas.
Ihatescalls,
I have been pelted with missiles from various motorway bridges but never in huyton? my friend once got buggered by a kid from croxteh….does that mean that all people from croxteh are rampant homosexuals? giving your useless generalisation I will hazard a guess that tonight you will take your dog walking in crocky park.
Ryan boyd……..you are one of the reasons people slag off huyton, illiteracy is nothing to be proud of.
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This fella bomber is also some sort of halfwit too……….so every girl you seen in pagemoss was some kind of ogre? you never seen one pretty girl?? and if every scally you saw had robbed some kids bike pagemoss would be awash with stolen bikes given the amount of scalls you say are there?? another gimp who slags off huyton in the safety of his home……..did you share these opinions with the people of pagemoss while you worked there? or was you too busy s**tting your pants, dickhead.
This ii typical of the type of people who love to do the rounds on the internet blogs slagging everyone , place or opinion they come across……..Cowardly people who can only do their assassinations from the safety of their PC………..none of the above is true in the sense in which its being relayed. The first author is from a place called freshfield who’s inhabitants share unnatural relations with their mothers, sisters and mostly brothers….if they had fathers they would do the same but most of their fathers are from areas of Liverpool, the reason being that their mothers regularly get porked by scousers who go to Freshfield on nights out (giving their sons a rest) obviously these lads dont hang around and after the deed and head back to liverpool in the morning. Freshfield is alos famous for squirrels and frumpy, dowdy looking individuals who some how think theyre lifes elite because they have a bit of a nice home………all the real traits of being a chav.
Two dogs fightin!!!!! what a dump i worked on a rough arsed housing estate by where the eagle and child used to be and i tell you what ,Its like the island of dr moreau around there its these freaks that give the great city of liverpool a bad name ive never seen so many ugly woman in one place in my life even the two inches of slap they put on or there orange fake tan cant disguise these minty mingin monsters . All the lads think there dead hard aswell “look at me av just robbed someones bike” solid. Keep away from the rest of us and become part of greater manchester cos mersyside doesnt wan you!!!!!!
my name is ryan boyd and i am from the infamous page moss (the moss) huyton isnt all about scally chav scum and by roby college it is a very quiet place use. havent use heard of a famous band called the la’s they come from huyton and look where they are now so get your facts right. use r all victams hu cant stick up for your selves hahahahaa stay out of huyton if you dont like it but thats how its got to be. just face it use are bully victams go and cry 2 the police. its merseyside police who make huyton worser because they never stop bothering the children so they do all crimes to piss the police off and huyton isnt full of chavs so stop saying stuff what you dont know some of they are really nice people but you have got some of it right there are the odd few scally wags like ryan boyd the big fat loser from page moss ”ryan boyd” page moss matrix police` main priority!!
apart from obviously the smoky pub all of this is true, i dont go round drinking in huyton much but i do visit on occassion the stanley and the derby lodge, the derby lodge is ok but my god the stanley is awful. I went once, never again. The pedestrian bridge that spans the M62 is also a bucket for scally scum. They feel that it is funny to hurl missiles off this bridge onto traffic below, sheer arseholes.