I thought Chavness only applied to Britain, however after spending a fortnight in Cayo Coco in Cuba I was proved completely wrong. The good thing they say about Cuba is that Americans cannot go there, well even Americans have more class, dignity and dress sense than Canadians. Most are fat – yes similar to Americans but Canadians are the most arrogant, loud mouthed, tight arsed, racist, ill mannered, badly dressed, ignorant, retarded and annoying people I have ever met on holiday. All these traits are similar to those of Chavs.
Give me scouse scallies, cockney wankers, fat geordies, gruff opinionated yorkshire people any day of the week over these horrible specimens. Most believe that they are superior to everyone else, why? – what has Canada ever contributed to the world?. Most believed that the Cubans because they had darker skin than them and earnt less money than them were their personal slaves who should never be rewarded with so much as a please or thank you as they are subhuman. The Cubans hated them and liked the British because they had more class, manners and actually bothered to tip. I did not notice one Canadian saying please or thank you to anyone.
There were three Canadian weddings at the resort whilst I was staying there, all conducted with the minimum amount of taste and class. None bothered to wear suits, make an effort or act in any dignified manner. There must be no decent shops in Canada as most attendees wore Toronto Blue Jays T-shirts with elasticated jeans, the 5.99 ones that are advertised in sunday paper magazines and Nike trainers. Their idea of dressing up is to wear a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt with a pair of jeans made after 1985, ironing them is akin to wearing a dinner suit. One even attended the wedding in a T-shirt with a slogan on it saying “Do I look like I give a shit?” on it – classy and you defo don’t mate!. Most toasted the wedding with glasses of local free beer rather than buy champagne. Every loudmouth at the wedding had a speech which dragged the after wedding party out for 3 hours or more.
Most of the wankers from the wedding party turned up on the day and demanded to sue the resort unless they were given priority to the Al a Carte restaurants over all other guests. Despite never booking in advance everyone was shunted out in favour of them just to stop them whining and spending hours at the check in desk recycling the same moans over and over again delaying everyone and pushing in front of people already being seen to.
The night before one of the weddings there was a big massive fight at the bar and the groom who looked like Screech out of Saved By the Bell got banged out by a big massive obese loudmouth, his excuse was “hey everyone, he hit a woman” – no he never, you were arguing about Ice Hockey.
The CanChavs even had the cheek to look down on the British guests who dressed up for the night. I was looked down upon by two fat pricks in Toronto Blue Jays 1999 T-shirts, my crime? – to wear a pair of pants and a Prada shirt.
Most of the CanChavs sat round all day complaining, drinking beer out of big kegs because they were too fat and lazy to go back to the bar, more than likely it was because they wanted to avoid tipping the bar staff. Two fat chavs stapled their arses to the swim up pool bar for the entire two weeks to eat as many burgers and hotdogs as possible while their 6 year old daughter was left to play on her own for the entire holiday, in between eating they smoked as much cigarettes as possible, they must be Canada’s version of Wayne & Wynetta Slobb. A family of 5 random adults made sure they stayed near the burger bar for the 2 weeks – they went home 3 stone heavier and paler than when they got there.
Canadians are very easily excited and constantly shout and scream over the most insignificant event and annoy anyone else within earshot. Getting a beer from the bar is worthy of constant high 5′s and shouting. One lad from Plymouth told them to be quiet and 10 of them lifted his sunbed up and lashed him in the pool – nice, this was a momentous occasion in the world of a CanChav and they were still high 5 ing each other 4 hours after the event.
Their children are more badly behaved than any kids you are likely to meet in Britain. They are fed on a daily diet of hot dogs, burgers and coke making them more hyperactive than the Tasmanian devil on speed. Most screech and shout when they don’t get anything their own way they even throw chairs at their parents if they aren’t indulged straight away. None have any manners and are ridiculously cheeky to their parents and other people they don’t know. Then again, is that their fault when they are set a bad example anyway??
Attempting to communicate with them is a waste of time as most cannot understand anything apart from drinking beer, their shit sports, slagging off Americans, talking about how great they are and how much money they earn. Try talking about how much you weigh, that will take a lot of time.
I was actually thinking of going to Canada on holiday but i’ll give it a miss after this experience.
Wow, lot’s of hate towards Canadian’s on here. The last poster being a the most pitiable wretch of all.
Having lived in both the UK and Canada for many years, it’s ENTIRELY dependent on which people you meet and in which regions you visit. I’ve met wonderful people in both countries – especially in more rural areas.
But if you continue viewing the world in black and white, I guess that’s all you’ll ever see. Continue hating, I guess.
Anonymous, you are so bang on the money, I couldn’t agree more.
“Are you kidding me?”, you are a moron, know this.
I lived in Canada for five years (big mistake), and could not wait to get out.
Canadians are generally the most obnoxious, arrogant, ignorant and insular wretches it has ever been my misfortune to come across.
They are a people of nothings, the most bland and mediocre nobodies you could ever imagine. Yet, oh my word, how in love with themselves are they…? It’s nice to live in a safe society, but one of the drawbacks of this is that you have to put up with mouthy, overgrown gobshites with their bad attitude, whereas elsewhere in the world, they might have had a few teeth knocked out back in the day, so as to teach them some manners… Their culture is shit, ice-hockey being boring, their music is shit, (nickelback anyone…) and their culinary contribution to the world is poutine, or chips, gravy and melted cheese… oooh how sophisticated.
The identity of the Canadian is based almost entirely on being NOT AMERICAN, LOL YOU ARE TRAGIC.
Let me tell you, your beer is NOT better than in the US, your so-called sense of humour is NOT better than in the US.
Finally, a not to anyone thinking of living in Canada; Free-thinkers not welcome! Anyone who doesn’t drink beer, drive a pick-up or listen to classic-rock music should not apply. If you don’t play their little game, and live in their “thank you, you’re welcome” world, forget it.
So, to sum up, Canadians are obnoxious nothings, their cities are ugly, their beer is shit, their culture is trash, and if you rock up their with a foreign accent, don’t expect to get a job doing anything other than emptying trash or serving them their coffee, (also shit).
Errr ‘AreYouKiddingMe’ you stupid f**k. I’m not about to slate Canadians. I like people from all nations, but your comment ‘what has England given the world in the past 50 years’ was completely retarded. Have you seriously lived in a bubble your whole life? Lets see…
Music… we gave you punk, heavy metal, drum’n'bass, trip-hop, progressive rock, grime, etc… apart from the beatles we have the rolling stones, the kinks, david bowie, duran duran, pink floyd, king crimson, the cure, the sex pistols, the clash, massive attack, black sabbath, iron maiden the list goes on…
Finance… the biggest financial centre in the world ahead of New York (City of London and Canary Wharf). We are still the 6th biggest economy in the world DESPITE recession and DESPITE the size of our country.
TV/Film… the worlds longest running soap Coronation Street… plenty of actors/actresses that are big over here AND the US… Orlando Bloom, Jim Broadbent, Keira Knightley, Kate Winslet, Hugh Laurie, Michael Caine etc etc….
We gave the world Harry Potter (not a big fan myself) but a highly successful ENGLISH creation.
Sport…. the most successful football league in Europe… spawning famous teams such as Manchester United, Liverpool FC, Arsenal etc… World Cup winners in 1966. The best nation at cricket and the top 6 for rugby. We got the Olympics coming in 2012.
Okay so our country is going down the pan at the moment, but you can’t say shit like that without knowing what you are talking about. I hope I have just proved you very wrong indeed stupid Canuck.
Harry Potter, an English creation?
Err….you mean either Scottish, or British….
well, who would have thought it eh ? the population of Canada is about 34,000,000 people, surely they can’t all be assholes ? that would be illogical.
maybe it’s my ideal leftie view of the world but there you are.
i quite like not judging an entire nation on 6 assholes i met on holiday.
said as a Scot who grew up in Bangladesh and lived in Thailand.
Perhaps you should do a little more research before you take your next holiday !
Cuba is a chav destination of choice for white trash sun-starved Canadians. It’s extremely cheap and ironically free of American chav due to their governments absurd embargo.
Of course Euro-chavs who have scrounged up enough cash for their first trans-Atlantic holiday are also attracted to Cuba because it is relatively cheap vs other Caribbean destinations.
If you want to head to chav-free Cuba you had better book the most expensive property you can find, well away from the popular resort cities and towns.
Informal, “tasteless (Canadian) weddings” in Cuba are very common. In fact, the vast majority of North Americans who chose to wed in the Caribbean generally discard all formality, exchanging it for beach attire, a casual ceremony, and party atmosphere. What else would you expect?
“I did not notice one Canadian saying please or thank you to anyone.”
LOL
Most Canadians are relatively polite bordering on insanely apologetic for absolutely no reason. You know when you stumble on a Canadian when they say “sorry” for something you did to them !!!
Finally, if you think Cuba is infested with Canuck-chav you should definitely avoid chav-infested Florida, North Carolina and Arizona. Not only swarming with Canuck-chav but chalk full of native-chav !
OP is a faggot. Canada sucks only slightly worse than anything in the UK. Die, scum. America FUCKYEA!
FYI – Cuba is where low class, inbred Canadians go for holidays because it is CHEAP and not far from home. It’s interesting that Britons would travel there expecting anything else! Then again, Sideshow Bob is clearly a seasoned world traveller, whose insight to culture, and limitless skill with the English language demonstrates that he is so much more.
Rather, Sideshow Bob is a not only a Chav, he is a typical Englishman: full of piss and vinegar in on this website and/or in his car and/or with a few drinks in him and/or when with a group of friends, but deep down just an insecure, repressed, likely impedent little man with bad teeth and ugly relatives, who when confronted raises his voice, sticks out his elbows and makes a lot of noise, but cannot back it up with deeds (metaphor for the UK?). Indeed, he is eager to hear himself speak, particularly about the accomplishments of his forefathers, in the absense of anything accomplished by his or any generation since the end of the War. This is of course true, unless you consider developiong a comprehensive welfare state and becomming the de facto lacky to the US (i.e. “special relationship), as anything about which to be proud.
I lived in canada for most my life and i have to say canadians r rude to brits,why they hate them i dont know.born a brit,now live in uk and have to say brits are rude,ignorant people.i agree with the paper thing,just no need,theres shops for that kindof stuff!i will say that uk has the most chavs i have ever seen anywhere i have ever lived.its a dump of a country compared to what it used to be.it needs major cleanup,im dying to go back to canada,give me canada anyday!
Frig off you Limey snob… we’ve had enough of your bashing Canadians for one day. Grow up you loser, your empire died a long, long time ago. Haha to you and yours, finished brit cry babies !!!
As a saffa who works in the UK for a Canadian company – a recipe for disaster if every there was one, I can honestly say that I cannot agree with you comments about the Canuks. Having travelled to Canada (granted only Waterloo and Toronto) I found them to be warm, friendly and generally interested in the world around them. Likewise most of the Canadians that I work with are great – they take the constant “eh?” and “aboot” comments on the chin and really seem to love coming to the UK.
Whilst I am sure that the OP did have the misfortune to be in Cuba with lowlife scum this should not taint their view of the country as a whole….its not a nation of complete assclowns – that is Australia!
As someone who works all over the world for a living(since 1961!!) I have met people from all nations and I suppose as “chavs”were unheard of then I cant really call the people I met chavs. I have however met people aof all nationalities and there are good and bad amongst all of them.Canadians are just like the rest of us,really!!Oh and what has Canada given us……Go to any military cemetary and you will see lots of examples .
Brownknees
” Canadians are the most arrogant, loud mouthed, tight arsed, racist, ill mannered, badly dressed, ignorant, retarded and annoying people”
That is what the openong poster observed when he met Canadians, unfortunately I observed similar when I met Canadians, nothing you say is going to alter that fact no matter where you claim to work (since 1961!!)
And we can all troop down to the local military cemetary and see examples of what exactly? evidence that Canadians fought and died in two world wars? that is why they are called WORLD WARS you f**king moron, people throughout the f**king world fought and died in them, sorry to shatter your f**king wet dream but it wasn´t the Americans and Canadians that fought and won them you dicklicker.
I personally find that hard believe.Not saying I don’t doubt you met horrible Canadians,but I find it hard to believe Canadians are anywhere near as bad as Brits.
The British aren’t exactly known for being well behaved on holiday,as Are you kidding me pointed out.
Sue,
Your post only serves to confirm what people believe to be the truth, you are as thick as pigshit!
You find it hard to believe that Canadians are as bad as the Brits, that is because you are an inward looking inbred who acts like an American, if someone points out your dirty side you react by saying others are worse, this post is directed at Canadians, other chav areas get their own posts.
The opening poster met your people while on holiday, I met your people while travelling and also when I was in Canada, if you travel to Leeds or Hull or Glasgow then feel free to opine about those places and the people you meet there.
The British are not known for being well behaved while on holiday, nor as you have discovered are the Canadians, so get your lardy arse off your sofa and go to places that you wish to comment on instead of sitting there shoving another f**king doughnut into your fat face screaming “I dont believe it”
I’m curious…all these other stories here are talking about how chavs are this and that, but this one seems to blatantly state that all Canadians are like this? Yes “Canadian Chav” is used, but more often than not its just “Canadians”. And all they replys seem to be anti-Canadian too. How sad that you have such a low opinion of us.
I have done some traveling in my time, and I can say that pretty much everywhere you get a nice mix of properly raised, educated people and low, low, low chum bucket feeding scum. But I don’t judge an entire country based on its lowest inhabitants. Most people I know are nothing like what you’ve described, and the people who you did describe are generally looked down on by us too.
It also gave me a laugh that apparently we are all about stereotyping others, and then the first thing you see in the comments is how much we love Celine Dion and how cold it is here. Oh, and Moose f**king. Throw in some “eh’s” and “aboots” and you’ve got us pegged, right?
We are a relativley young country, so yes, you are right we don’t have the rich hertiage that a lot of other countries have and yes, we have contributed less in whole to the entire history of the world. However, it seems that a lot of people who do come from countries that are older seem to forget that not everything in the past was good, and there is a lot of dark history that could be dragged up and thrown in your faces too. Why not instead just grow up?
I hope that those of you who have such a low opinion of us actually get to meet some Canadians who aren’t part of the white trash factor. I promise we’re not all fat, smelly scum. Most of us are actually decent people. Don’t let the few gross people keep you from visiting us either, this is a lovely country. But they are right, winters are freezing. Come in the summer!
Got to agree with you about Canadians in general being fat loudmouthed and ignorant, I have been over there a couple of times on business and honestly was expecting a bit more than your average Yank with an attitude problem, not met many while travelling elsewhere though and those that I have met were thick as pigshit, I suppose most of them can trace their lineage directly to some animal though I wouldnt blame it all on the Moose.
As for their contribution to the planet, well up until and including today that stands at fuckall.
I hate charvers as much as the next person, but seriously? You think Canadians are worse? Half of my family live in Canada and they are nothing like you describe, nor are the people they know and work with. When I was in Toronto a young lad approached a police officer and said ‘excuse me Sir could i have a minute of your time’ not like here where you just get effing and blinding all the time. I just wanted to throw that in there and say the majority of Canadians are nothing like that and as someone who lives in the chav capital of the north east…. I would ANY day rather be in Canada.
Most Canadians I met were incredibly boring and seemed to wish they were American.
You also seem to be very keen on stereotypes. Bet you’ve never been out of Canada. And what has Canada given the world EVER? Celine Dion? You have literally contributed nothing to world culture and are just a poor man’s America with no culture of your own. Calling Britain soggy and wet is a bit rich coming from a country with possibly the coldest winters in the world.
If you really think a chav typifies the British you’re as thick as shit. Do all Canadians f**k moose? Exactly. I think youshould travel and open your mind. I personally have never met anyone like you describe. I dont drink warm ale and dont know any “slags” whatever that means?? Tits on page 3? Oh, how shocking!! Well to a moose f**king, seal clubbing Wannabee Yank, well probably yes. But we like it!!
None of my Canadian friends want to return there due to apparent boredom and cold. Says it all really. You come across as bitter and jealous just because we invented your language, and America althogh “next door” to you, got the better deal and now runs the world. Grow up and open your eyes. Now piss off, that moose is waiting!!
You are kidding me right? Youre trying to tell me the Canadians you met are worse than Brits ….. everywhere! Go to any beach in any country and you will find the fattest most ingorant fucks from merry ol England. Obviously the closer you get to that wet soggy shit hole the worse the chav will be. Why dont you go to any shit restaurant in any country serving only fish and chips and full english breakfast yeah and examine the quality of your exports before you comment on the quality of ours. And before I finish up, what the f**k has England given anyone in the last 50 years. Stop holding on the prestige of the Beatles and the English Empire. You can barely buy a f**king newspaper without a pair of tits on the 3rd page. Give me a Canadian chav over any bucktoothed pale skinned warm ale drinking f**k anyday. And PS your entire country is filled with slags and bitches so ugly you have to drink as much ale as you do to ensure the next generation of chavs.