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Thamesmead, Chav Gateway

Posted on: September 6th, 2007 by admin 7 Comments

This has to be one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo- towns ever.

It has everything. City planning designed for illegal motorbike riding, its very own Argos, KFC and McDiddles ‘restaurants’, a Ceaucescu-style estate, Wilkinsons, a canal to throw shopping trollies in, and rivalry with nearby loser hotspot Plumstead/Woolwich Arse.

The local councils have dumped thousands of rejected semi-humans there, and a load of moaning old people, pikeys, white van drivers, and even provided a pub (The Queen Alice) for them to get thrown out of. There’s a wide walkway along the river, for easy access by stolen scooter to all parts of Thamesmead, and it’s far enough away from any places of employment to avoid anyone having to work. I have a neighbour who claims he doesn’t work because he doesn’t have a driving license- and he’s a builder!

There is a large number of immigrants there, so that provides an easy target for hate crimes and random charvy thuggery. it also provides a visible scapegoat for the chavs to pin all the world’s problems on. Obviously these immigrants recognise the dossers for the worthless loser leeches they are, and will have nothing to do with them- except to retaliate once in a whilE to chav provocations and show them what violence really means. Chavs seem to think that walking around like a drunk rapper will intimidate someone who’s seen massacres in Rwanda, and that person will not make them cry in public with a couple of punches to the neck. WRONG!

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  1. thamesmead boy says:

    thamesmead for life

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  2. jacqueline says:

    lol i lived in temo and had no probs there at all and made some good friends there that are still some of my best friends to this day i liked it in thamesmead

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  3. South East London Resident says:

    That one pub is closed down i think? like most of Abbey Wood and Thamesmead lol, the review is spot on.

    It has a line of estates which are probably crawling with the wastes of life, or the unfortunate few lured there by cheap rent and others wanting to escape. It has the highest level of fraud apparently, and you know it’s going to have chavs when it’s near a motorway or main road as such. What is it with motorways and chavs? Oh yeah, the hair driers they ride on.

    I nearly moved there but my dad told me what it’s like thankfully.

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  4. E. Norma Snuts says:

    Ditto all that. I thought it looked quite nice before I moved in, now I can’t wait to get out of this shit tip. If London were to be given an enema, the tube would be gaffa taped directly above Thamesmead.
    What’s the difference between Thamesmead and HMP Belmarsh?
    About 200 metres as the crow flies.

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  5. Danni Angell-Davies says:

    OMG! I Used to live in thamesmead !
    i thought it was alright tbh Lol

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  6. DoMeAFavour says:

    Spot on. Except the ONE pub in Thamesmead is the “Princess Alice” and not “Queen Alice” lol.

    Thamesmead is the cesspit of the world.

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  7. Girl, 25 says:

    EXCELLENT

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