It is a fitting tome to Chester that even our chavs cannot compete with most others in the North West. Like the bars and clubs in the area, the scallies are nowhere near the scale and hardness of Merseyside or Manchester’s.
Having grown up here, I remember that they used to be intimidating, and that walking around town on a Saturday day or night could be scary indeed. To get along I used to have a good act of being one myself, in which I just had to say some of my classmates names to be safe wherever I went.
Now I have lost that but the scalls here have lost their toughness. They still dress like mugs and wanna abuse people but the full-on attitude has gone, they are basically just lost little tracksuit-wearers who are going to have a helluva shock when they turn 18, cant get a decent job and end up in a soul-destroying warehouse job where they realise their youth has ruined their chance to get out. Because I believe this is the age when they start to calm down and then realise that Chester is s**t and theyll struggle to escape.
But the funny thing is they arent even hard. The biggest threat walking round town now is out of towners, from the Port etc. I imagine most of the Chester scalls are at home by 10 wetting their beds after drinking too much s**tmix.
I remember back in the day you could get seriously battered if you looked at someone the wrong way, now you go into somewhere like Rosies or Brannigans and if you arent a complete weirdo you can walk around like you own the place and not one of these scallies will say anything. In fact if you are bored you should try getting into a fight with one, you cant lose so youre ok.
What happened? If you are going to try and be a scally in somewhere with a posh reputation, if you dont do it properly you’re just gonna look stupid!
I lived in Manchester and Liverpool for a while and the scall atmosphere in those places is 10 times worse. But these people are actually hard people, who you know not to mess with, and most of the time they are too hard to be seen battering someone clearly not looking for it (like myself).
The Chester scall-set are clearly ridden with insecurities and feel the need to hassle and just generally annoy people for ciggies and 30p’s, its embarrassing. They should really think about getting their act together.
The fact that people from the Port can just stroll in and lord it all over town speaks volumes. Guys, they are coming here to shag your birds, cos they know you are soft!!
Sort it out!!!
Seriously? You think Chester is full of scum? I’ve lived in Chester for six years, but I come from Chatham- the HOME of the chav. Now that place is full of scum- Chester is lovely in comparison. I’m not completely championing Chester- sure people ask for lighters, some ciggies and a few homeless people ask for the odd few pence. But I don’t think anyone can find anywhere without a few rogues. I hang out in some of the rough pubs- witnessed a few fights, but what is a British pub without a brawl? I do have an RP accent with a southern twang so I get “picked” on by the self-confessed hard-nuts…but even that is in jest. One of them shouted to his mate “ere! She comes from ‘arvard!” Seeing as Harvard was in America I just had to laugh. I proceeded to talk “ghetto” in a faux-posh accent. “Why hello there, how are your bitches and your hoes? Wagwun my good man and raggo and all that s**t.” Needless to say they were very entertained. Even Blacon is alright- I must say I love the Spar there- hot food
In Chatham, Blacon would be considered posh. I guess I am just used to lesser things- but I do like Chester. If you don’t like it, just move and quit complaining about it. It’s boring.
Well if you guys think this is what Chester is like and you dont want to live here MOVE AWAY or stop moaning on this message board
I’m from Lache, and I agree, it’s a total s**t hole. I almost hate my mum for bringing me up in such an inhumane place.
Although, I doubt that most of the Lache can even work a computer, so I doubt anyone from Lache will even see this.
I hate the Lache and everyone in it. It’s just full of the irish, marching around like they own the place. I’m sorry but, they’re no better than neanderthals, and a bit less evolved. Every f**king day I get some tosser banging my door down. Asking for either, a tablet, or money, or asking me to buy their s**t.
I’ve always been mocking in Lache for having a ‘posh’ voice and being a ‘snob’. But it’s obvious that these ignorant bastards can’t tell the difference between someone who’s polite and a decent human being, to someone who’s actually posh..
I’m glad I actually have some brains to get myself of out this dump. Oxford university, here I come!
Obviously everyone in Blacon is an unemployed, benefit claiming, inbred druggie. Oh no… wait…. I have a job …I’m not married to my cousin, which actually is legal, … and only drink on the weekends, have I broken out of the stereotype? That must be a first. LMFAO, What a bunch of ignorant losers.
Emm Im from Blacon and i have a doctorate in music,not married to my family and i have a job inbetween family life. it is people like you that renforce the bad stereotype.
Quite funny really. Chester blaming their s**t on Liverpool. It’s one’ve those places that cant face up to its own born & bread s**t and blames it on other places, such as Liverpool or scousers. The city itself it nice and certain areas of the outskirts and countryside are lovely but thats where the look down your nose green welly and wannabe brigades live. The middle ground is student’s, usually decent people but not local and spend most of their time living amongst the local s**t and getting mugged by it.
The local chavs have always existed in one form or the other for years with robbing fighting mugging and attacking anyone that isnt chester if they get chance. Some are genuine chavs from the s**t areas that know no different. Some other chavs are actually rich kids playing the attention seeking delinquent that actually know different but prefer the chav style.
The city centre is a a good night if bars and pop music is your thing or if looking for nice food. The doormen in many of the places are roided kids on one serious serious ego trip compared to the pleasant professionalism of the bouncers you get in Liverpool, Manchester or Leeds
born and ‘bread’ lol
Blacon, lache and Saltney? The scum of the earth with a few pleasant apples to retrieve out of a barrel rotten to the core. Chester police even moven from the city centre to build a brand new H.Q on the outskirts of Blacon to save petrol money bringing in the chavs, burglars and general walking s**te every day to the custody suites. Blacon, Lache, Saltney and parts of Vicars Cross should have had walls built around the estates – and food thrown in as humanitarian aid! Absolute s**thouse people who supplement their dole by begging, thieving and selling their bodies and selling drugs.
Burt Scouser………….
100% true.
Chesters**t……………
Regarding Saltney……….
The problem is that problem familys have moved into the area.
I knew a lot of people from Saltney a long time ago, many decent familys.
Non of the vermim that roams the streets of Saltney these days are offspring of the original residents.
It’s like some mad scientist had created a monster race & unleashed them on society.
Chester is a much older city than Liverpool….people were talking with ‘scouse’ accents here before Liverpool was even populated enough to be a town. All that happened is the Chester accent mixed with Irish, Lancs and whoever else migrated to Liverpool and was amplified. Ironically the scum from Lpool spilled back down into areas like Blacon, but those who call residents of Chester ‘plastic scousers’ are probably the same w**kers who would call their grandad a ‘cheeky young f**ker’.
Unfortunately I had to move to Chester for work-reasons about 10 months ago, I currently live in the Saltney area and man, this place is full of scum, I totally agree with Paul, around here there is a massive scouse overspill. There seems to be regular delivery of drugs at the weekend, where groups of smacktards roam around the streets topless while shouting at each other and waiting for ‘deliveries’ to arrive. It’s a s**thole, can’t wait to get away from here asap!
I was born in Chster myself,
problem is that they have no identity, I don’t agree with Scouse overspill!
people seem to forget that the Irish came here to work during WWII &
a lot decided to stay after the war had ended, now this is where the fun starts!
Places like the Lache & Blacon (council estates) especially the Lache (or Lache as it should be called) are filled with inbred pikey tossers, these tossers think they are hard, but we all know the truth that all the tough guys are either dead or doing long term jail!
watch the scumbags queue for the pub doors to open in the morning, drink a few pints & then
go & spend the rest of their dole money at the bookmakers!
has anyone from Lache actually worked in their lives, I don’t think so!
the place should be nuked!
Chester is full off scouse overspill
scousers everywhere ..is right lad .