Marldon the small village that connects torbay together in this small village there is an access to totnes(not so chavvy) torquay(oh f**king hell!) and paignton(way to close to the emo’s) in this village there is the infamous marldon massive you know the 4’3 shits that say init and tag swings and break telephone boxes haha lol…. no! anyway here you don’t really want to comeout of youre house after 8 becasue they will be waltzing around in there big armed fashion looking for trouble you don’t see much of chavs in marldon but when you do theyr’e not gonna be freindly the most common places to find them is the field at the new estates the tunnel where they tag and where so many people have edited theyre name (who can resist) (not me) and who could forget theyr’e sanctuary the park by the church all they do theyre is sit on theyre little horse toys and drink foster make it look cool and post it on bebo i mean what the hell anyway thats marldon the neighbouring village to some of the most corrupt towns in the south west .
Shane and Dan are comptons only residents, that is solid fact. Marldon is pretty much a ghetto, in fact we were so ghetto we took lots of penny sweets from the ‘bungalow’ stores and we were like, “30p’s worth in there”
no no no this is all wrong, no yutes in marldon anymore, we grew up. definately no chavs, all stoners and athletes. the ‘phone box’ was the original hang out spot as groups changed n ppl grew up it changed to various places from the subway(petrol bomb banter), shaggers woods, the shack, jet garage to get munch, footy outside the school. . and yes bare p’s required to live in marldon.
This is amazing! I’d love to no who wrote this. It has to be someone from marldon taking the piss, someone who used to hang around with us. Please let me no because it’s hillarious!
Hah, i had completely forgot i wrote this, god it was years ago now, it was me, Matt Rudland Barfoot, with the help of Harry James, ye we grew up in marldon and thought we’d take the piss haha. I think one of the best things i saw was once in the subway a tag which said Marldon massive class of 2006, I was like wait theres some 14/15 year old kids running around thinking they are hard even though they went to a C of E school, HAH!
Haha this is spot on!
No trouble in Marldon? Really? you need to look abit closer…
And couldnt afford to live in Marldon? You can be on the dole n live in Marldon.. have you walked down Furzegood lately? if you can get down the pavemen with all the cars parked everywhere!
marldon massive got wiped out in 2k9 bruv me and my broskees from compton ran up on them bitches hurling petrol bombs and shouting brap brap
It was more like 2007! Not 2009. And I’m sure only dan n Shane live in Compton!
I lived in marldon new estate for 5 years and it is filled with respectable people mostly retired from cushioned jobs it is a peacefull village and i have never seen any trouble caused around the area in torbay. Who ever wrote this is some pesant that couldn’t afford to live in marldon and is trying to give it bad rep.
TQ Grime is spot on………couldn’t believe marldon’s on here, I literally pissed myself when I seen that, I live in Torquay. and yeah there are quite alot of chavs around but nowhere near the amount you get in other places in the county………Marldon !!!! ha de f**king ha
This is bollocks. This is some maggot from Marldon trying to big it up. Marldon wouldn’t know trouble if it slapped it round the fuckin face