It makes me feel sick how many chavs are walking around acting like they own the place here, they gravitate down from Harringay Green Lanes, Woodberry Down, AND Finsbury Park.
Of course they all stay quiet but leave chewing gum on the floor, the trick is not to look vulnerable otherwise they target you very quickly, the scum.
It used to be worse, there used to be angry people on the benches that would ask for money off of you then stab you if you didn’t hand it over, but in that little shop at the bottom of the parade I’ve seen some dumb f**king tracksuit wearing indian guy quietly threatening people with “gimme a pound or I’l dig ya” so don’t be fooled by it’s quietness, people around here are mostly scum.
It makes me feel sick how many chavs are walking around acting like they own the place here, they gravitate down from Harringay Green Lanes, Woodberry Down, AND Finsbury Park.
Of course they all stay quiet but leave chewing gum on the floor, the trick is not to look vulnerable otherwise they target you very quickly, the scum.
It used to be worse, there used to be angry people on the benches that would ask for money off of you then stab you if you didn’t hand it over, but in that little shop at the bottom of the parade I’ve seen some dumb f**king tracksuit wearing indian guy quietly threatening people with “gimme a pound or I’l dig ya” so don’t be fooled by it’s quietness, people around here are mostly scum.
Chavvy people are always scum, obviously.
yes
I lived in Bishops close estate, just off Junction road a Peabody estate,what a f**king dump,full of societys rejects,junkies,piss heads.And realy f**king ugly women who think they are something special,stuck up cunts who wont say hello to you unless your one of them,ie a looser.All the stairways stink of piss and are covered in spit where the local chav looser cunts do drugs all day and get pissed.There parents are all scum to,dope heads and slag single mums with cuntflaps reaching to the floor,should drop a bomb on the place.
I know exactly the kind of filth that lives in these run down scum holes called council flats,vermin I tell you nothing but vermin.
Yes me to.I love London,my hobbie is visiting mens toilets to get a good bumming,Im not sure I like Peckham very much as black bottoms dont appeal to me that much,I find they smell of rice and peas and jerk chicken.The West end is the best place for a bumming,a bit more upper class,and a mixture of bottoms from all over the world,sort of lickarish allsorts of bottoms of differant sizes and shapes,some hairy some not so hairy.I find carring a small battery powered drill handy to drill holes through toilet cubicle walls.Many a fun time I have had peeking through holes at other chaps at it together,thow somtimes it can be a bit disapointing when some one is only taking a dump and youve spent time drilling,such as in the toilets in St James park last Tuesday.The most embarresing thing that happened to me was when I bent down to look through a hole in the toilets at Victoria station and saw a eye looking back at me.Yes Ive bummed and been bumed all over London,there isnt a toilet I dont no about in London,Im not blowing my own trumpet but it is pretty impresive dont you think?They dont call me Stretch for nothing.
There all f**king scum,baseball hatted scum,its a shit hole now but imagen what its going to be like in 10 or 20 years?”Thoses people” will turn it ino another shit hole like Peckham or Hackney,every where “thoses people”go drugs unemployment social decay follows.They arent like normal people,you can tell that by just looking at them with their trousers hanging round their arse and a spliff hanging permantly from their lips.My advice to anyone wanting to live there is DONT its a chav shit hole.
Its a shithole I lived in a Peabody flat in Bishops close Archway and its a f**king slum,every morning I opened my front door into the stairwell and have to put a pair of wellingtons to step through the puddles of spit, piss and vomit,emtey cans,tin foil and roaches etc,from the local unemployed scum that use it 24/7.Its pointless going to the local police as they either never turn up to catch the scumbags or they dont turn up at all.Ive never seen a policeman patrol through the estate unless they are chasing somebody,as for your community police,well they arent even worth a mention,they just ample about in pairs waiting for their shift to end.The whole erea is a slum,beggers, junkies,unemployable dickheads in track suits and the trade mark divey baseball hat.Of coarse you cant blame the kids as their parents are all drug taking scum on benifits,the people in my old block were all scumbags,unemployed single women,dossers and loosers.I was imbarressed to let people come visit me,as they would have to walk round all the divs on the stairs,millions of flys buzzing about from overflowing dustbins that the council wouldnt emtey for weeks on end.When the neighbours spoke it was all f**k this and c**t and bollocks in every sentance,scum pure scum,kind of subhuman who would quiet easly be happy living in a cow shed as long as they had drugs and a offie nearby,bit like living in a real life Charles Dickins novel,Gin Lane.
What I hate about Archway and the surrounding areas is the people,Ive never seen such a bunch of FREAKS in all my life,hoards of chain smoking Chav women out with their Chav child buggys with horrible little snot nosed ugly Chav children in them.Why are the women in this erea so revoltingly ugly?with massive fat arses on them and beer guts hanging down to their horrible Chav knees,faces that look like a squashed tea bag.And the bloke Chavs wondering around aimlessly,dressed in stained crudy tracksuits with shaven heads and a dopey expression.Thank god I dont live there.
I regulary go to Archway to pick up Chav rent boys,their all at it,do anything to get money for drink and drugs or a new pair of trainers,most of them have wifes and girlfriends,who have no idea what they get up to.Their not so tough when I get them back to my vicarage and give them a good old fashioned spanking over my knee before rogering them.”your a naughty chav”spank spank”a bad bad bad chav”spank spank”a very naughty bad chav with a naughty hairy sore bottom”spank spank spank.Give them some loose change maybe a fiver and their happy enough,have them phoning me up all the time,”hello Vicar its me Palmster from Archway I need two quid to get a couple of cans of Strong Bow,Ive had a bath be round in half an hour see ya”
Im a scaffolder and avid Chav spotter, I dont like chavs and look down on them most of the time,there all so boringly the same arent they,like they have been churned out on the cheap from some little factory down Brick lane.Im suprised nobody sells little chav statues for the tourists to take home with there toy double decker buses.Archway is great for chav spotting,seeing them swaggering down the road with a can of skol super in one hand in a rush to get their fix at their dealers.The way they speak makes me cringe with embarresment the way they try to sound like a retarded blackman from the States.When we are bored and are driving from job to job etc we take photos on our mobiles of local chavs to see who can get the sillist looking chav.Another game we enjoy is stoping chavs and asking for directions just so we can hear their silly accents,normaly bursting out laughing at them,I nearly rolled the lorry once I was laughing so much.What the Goverment should do is stop their dole money and force them to work the little scrote ponces,or stick them in the army,instead of letting us working people have to support their idle parasitic arses.Or just use them for organ replacments,yeah thats a good one,I bet theres loads of churches that would love a new organ.
I live in Archway and its full of brain dead little twats that ride around on thoses girly type scooters making right cunts of themselfs as they lean over the handlebars going as fast as they can useing the street as thier personal racetrack,they even put silly little expansion chambers on their scooters to make as much noise as possible,thinking they look the dogs bollocks as they race along as fast as they can go,normaly a pathetic 40mph.They cant afford a real motorcycle so have to use a girls step through bike with a souped up lawnmower engine,patheticly doing wheeleys like 10 year olds.I cant wait for the day to see one of them fall of and severly injure themselfs,Ive often thought of putting a steel cable up across Junction road high chest high just to knock one off,prefably into a oncoming skip lorry,or maybe neck high so I can see how far their emtey heads roll and bouce down the road in their crash helmet,purley as a scientific experiment of coarse,as they are so f**king stupid anyway they proberly wouldnt notice not having a head and just carry on for several meters till they reaised something was up,like they couldnt see.Then weve got their mates,unemployed or should I say unemployable becouse they are to thick to be capable of doing any kind of job,unless its a blow job,most find it tiring and complicated signing their names for their dole check,their not trained to do anything,they cant even master potty training.These subhumans who all seem to look the same have a fondness for Staff dogs or any other type of dog thats in Chav fashion,normaly something big so they can do their best to look hard and hide behind it if they mouth off to the wrong person.Their dogs which I feel sorry for having to live with Chav scum shit all over London,the Chav wont clean it up,hel just give you a mouthfull of abuse if you ask him to,someone else can do it.After all the Chav cant look after its self,you cant expect a “person”who isnt potty trained himself to be capable of training a dog.They should be rounded up and put into Chav concentration camps and made to break large rocks with a very small hammer for their food,if they dont work dont feed them simple as that,let them die.Parasites nothing but dirty stinking drug taking lazy incompetant scrounging scum,…..yuk makes me feel ill just thinking about them.
Learn to spell you ignorant f**king cock – you’re as thick as pigshit.
oh dear Palmster has he hurt your chav ego?the truth hurts doesnt it?is Palmster the nickname for w**ker?
Most chavs vote Labour no matter what. After 13 years of Labour rule they are now the bottom of the heap when it comes to education, housing and a decent job. Poetic justice I call it.
yeah coarse they vote Labour becouse they no the Labour party are f**king useless and will let them stay on the dole for the rest of their miserable pathetic lives
I is from archway an Im in a gang blud ya get me?me an me crew Diddler Thomas,Nappy,Binboo from Holloway,and Sugerpantys,Flicker the bum licker,and me Rasda man ya git me blud?We go out muggin old laddies,always in a gang incase they fight back ya get me?never can be to carefull.We hang out on the streets of Archway blud,stand about tyring to look hard ya get me innit?I like spitting,I stand about all day spitting,you can always tell Rasda man has been about by the puddles of spit ya get me?My other pleasure that seems to be the in thing for hoodies is walking around in public with one hand down ya trousers playing with meself innit blud?havin a good old feel of me ting ya get me innit?
You have given yourself away by using a question mark. An oaf like that would not know how to use one.
I wona joyn dis chonverrsashoon as I can nnot spel eepher. Jus lyk de rest of aarch wey skooom wot neva went to no skool.
Manor house is NOT full of chavs at all, its full of turks, i wouldnt say its known at ALL of being a chavy area, its defo known to be a turkish area tho, every singe shop on the green lanes high st is turkish owned, its even nick named little turkey. So dont listen to this idiot. Its a lovely area to go if you want a bite to eat for a cheap price.
And NO nobody will ask you for money or try and rob you. (roll eyes)
realy? I thought it was little chicken……..
how many turks are there left in turkey? considering that thousands of them are now living around green lanes. not that i have anything against that.
a good turkey is a dead turkey……..
I have lived in Manor House for the past three years, and completely agree with Manor House Turk that Green Lanes is one of London’s gems where you can relax and have some great food. The Turkish community here are super friendly, and I’ve never seen any trouble with them at all. If fact during the recent riots in London (Tottenham and Wood Green had a lot of trouble and looting), all the Turkish shop owners stood together and chased the scummy chav looters away. Impressive stuff, that I believe went largely unreported. Good work guys, and glad to have you as neighbours! There is also a big warehouse community of middleclass hipsters, which of course aren’t chavs either.
However, take a wrong turn near the tube station, and you could well be on a scummy road to chavtown. Be wary of the Woodberry Downs estate & Seven Sisters road; quite a few gangs round there, and it has been known to get a bit stabby and robby. I’d probably describe them as rude boys rather than chavs, but I guess there’s a certain amount of overlap however you look at it..
Green Lanes is fine though!
you want to go to Archway at the top of holloway road,what a fuckin shit hole,I heard 2 American tourists who had somehow stumbled into the place mistake the phone box for a public toilet “gee honey aint these English toilets great?they even have phones in them”Most days when I venture out into knowmans land to go shopping by the time Ive walked up Junction road a 3 minute journey,Ive seen winos taking a dump in the phone box as if its quite normal.Been acousted by several beggers for “50p for a cup of Tennants guv”Trodden in several of the hundreds of dog turds then litter the pavments like landmines,left by unemployed drugged up chavs with the regulation Staff dog on a peice opf string.Seen lots of care in the comunnity patients muttering away to themselfs dressed in suits that are to small.Watched numerous Police riot vans sirens blaring,seen fight arguments,drunks,prosies,drug addicts,and general mad phychotic mad people etc etc all at 9am,god knows what its like at night as as stay indoors in my bunker with its steel security door and bars on the windows like all the other bunkers on the council estates.From indoors at night I hear screams,shouting bottles smashing,fighting,people running past with policemen chasing them like a scene from Grand Theft Auto,another f**king shit hole worse than South Oxhey………..and thats saying something a war zone more like.
Go back to school thicko! I do not understand a single sentence from that outburst!
have a problem with reading and writing then do you?thought so typical Archway low life uneducated peasant scum,typical of the erea thick and most proberly suplementing your dole money as a hooker,………………………….trash
Sophie?yeah the girl who at school was put in the dunces hat for not being able to read at the special needs school,I remember you,distubed personality disorder if I remember rightly.
Anyway yes I agree Archway,big shithole,I work near there and everyday theres a scummy smelly grotty bloke begging outside Icelands,I thought it was Sophie at first but it wasnt he didnt have a moustache.Always poncing the little scumbag,somtimes has a Rottweiler dog with him(thow that might be Sophie again)not homeless lives on one of the dismal druggie alkey lowlife estates that surround the erea.Dog shit alley we call Junction road in our office,place is littered with it,all the local have staffs that they are to thick to train properly,let them shit anywhere,proberly seen their owners do it on the floor at home in the crack house.Shit hole dont go there.