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Posted on: January 29th, 2009 by admin 27 Comments

keighley Centre while the chavette gets her 3″ diameter hooped earings from Lucy Lockets and lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse. They’ll be Grandmother chav, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate, with a fag in hand and a giro / disability benifit burning a hole in her bum bag, with her baby grandaughter chavster ,Kay-liegh, in her arms, because mother chav Kylie (14 yrs) is on the estate doing her community rehabilitation order.
15 year old ChavDad Kyle will be hard at work in Cash Converters on Westgate bartering for best price on his 5 DVD players, 2 XBOX’s and a playstation 2 from last night’s burglarys **allegedly** (Cash Converters are a fine law abiding company that does not buy stolen goods. However many people could argue that they profit off the very poorest members of society who frequently need to pawn their few meagre possessions to survive. Such activity is not illegal, just totally morally reprehensible in my view. They may also do a lot of great work for Charity. However I’m sure Cash Converters will argue that this form of ‘corporate social responsibility’ is not a cheap publicity exercise to divert peoples attention away from what some people could describe as their unsavoury core business operation. – Chavtowns Webmaster). Nobody can say bradford isn’t diverse, here in bradford, we even have wannabe asian chav’s who have to take things one step further with compulsary golden tooth, flashing keypad nokia phones ( x 2, one for mum, and other for deals), and ‘F’ reg Honda Civic, “twin cam turbo mate init” with go slower UV tubes underneath.
Of course they wont be hanging around outside Arndale Centre, prefering to sit 4 a breast in their Civics comparing sovereign rings and psudo jamaican gangser accents. One of the scariest things about keighleyis that you cannot tell when the gypo’s have moved into town, as they blend seemlessly into the chavettes pushing their car boot prams about town between New Look and the bus station, except for the obvious lack of common Bradford/kweighley accent. So why delay visit bradford/keighley today! unless you are to scared to bye the way dont go in braken bank/staveley road as there are always loads  chav their telling ya to f**k off and loads of shit.ya dnt wonna mess with them police are owt aswell..now thats why keighleys a chav town.there are lots of schools in keighley theres oakbank,holy family,and greenhead.greenhead has asian chavs but oakbank is the worst out of lot of them smoking,boozing drugs all time and police dont even no…lol

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27 Responses

  1. nnins says:

    Oh f**k you!
    Keighley is the best and anyway where do you live in heaven where it is perfect dumb shit!
    Every town has its problems.
    GROW UP!!

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  2. Rosetta says:

    No Keighley is not as bad as large inner city area of major urban conurbations such as London, Manchester or Birmingham and yes, there are a lot of decent, hard-working, reasonably moralistic people. BUT, there is this dozy, insular, cocky “I’m ‘ard” mentality to many of the younger people. However, you are not really that ‘hard’ and fearless as you live in a very small, insular town and you without doubt feel greatly intimated in large urban areas with far more ruthless gang culture and violent crime.

    This Emma Templeton DOES need to reassess her attitude. Her comments and use of language is atrocious and really does not do her any favours. AND emma, babe, have you not discussed your offending behaviour with you Probation worker. Retaliation is NOT the way to deal with conflict – go ask for some conflict resolution group sessions (if any of Keighley’s Probation workers are actually skilled in psychologically based interventions- which is doubtful as the caliber of staff in that organisation is hardly great!) BUT, overall, Keighley not too bad, even if it is a bit ‘dead-ended’ feeling – nice views and walks on the moors!

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  3. robert says:

    Keighley is a nice place to live
    i was born at keighley airdale hospital in 1972. and today its a lot better
    more new shops and the bypass to skipton.

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  4. phil la says:

    listen keighly is a pussy town compared to the 3 rd world bradford jack the fcuking ripper, the black fcuking panther, crossbow f**king cannibal, and now 3 murders in 24hrs Oh yes then theirs fcuking me

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  5. Wakey says:

    OMG!!! Kool 12, you lil bitch, are you the one that got beat up by a lass!!!??? if so, all i gota say is……PUSSSSEEEEYYYY!!!!! LMAO!!!

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  6. marleen says:

    lmfao wat a load of sht that kool12 as rote hes well ad me pissin my sen why dnt you put ur real name you pussy piss flaps,just deal with wat happened tht nite one eye waj who always plays with his smelly grannys faji noo noo!

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  7. elle says:

    i agree keighley as a whole is a shit hole but please dont tar everyone with the same brush. i have never met or heard of emma so would not like to judge as you should not judge keighly by the few episodes you have witnessed while visithing. i was born and raised in keighley and do not consider myself a chav. i am a hard working citizen earning a fair wage for a full time job to support my family and all the people i know are well educated people who have decent morals and princepals. i dont really take this article to heart as although i my derive from keighley i am not defined by the place i dwell. please please try to be open minded about the decent, hard working and well educated people keighley has to offer

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  8. emma templeton says:

    hi, cheers for the bullshit comment lol. erm wer to start…. firstly im not racist iv mixed race neices an nephews 2ndley, yeh iv just come out of prison for defending my family which any normal human bein wud do! what coz you didnt get the outcome you xpected, its not me that thought i was big n hard with your asian bad bois tooled up! the judge new the truth thats why i got my good sentence. thanks very much for ya bullshit comment (kool12) maybe keighley wud be a better place if there wasnt the likes of you an your racist asian gang in it!! ya seem to think ya no alot about me or ya like to think ya do raping kids, your 1 sick dirty bastard makin shit up about kids an old women …you hide behind ya fake account thats what ya all about grooming filthy cunts! cheers yav been a ryt laugh ;)

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  9. Michelle says:

    Yeah I WAZ on about you KOOL12 !!!

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  10. Michelle says:

    I don’t care who u are but u need to shut the f**k up and stop running your mouth over era…f**king saying that about her and young girl…silly person give your head a f**king shake !!!

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  11. sybb says:

    ive known emma , a lot of years and thats the most stupidest, immature made up rubbish, ive ever heard, and am taking it thats why you have to make up silly names like kool 12 or whatever it is, as obviously youve an iq of ermmm ermmm was going to say an ant, but that would be a bit much for you.
    what it comes down to is you,ve anything to say about keighley,or the people in it have the gaul to at least put your name, oh and your address hehe, emma if you actually know her is one of the nicest people you could ever meet, only time anyone would have a problem with emma is anyone which these people have done, is hurting and abusing her family and friends, so get like you low life morans, your not even worth what she stands in…….as in shit from round your house……

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  12. Keith Lee says:

    Keighley is shit you can’t deny it we have the roughest scruffiest Morrisons in the country where staff can’t speak english, I work there in a retail environment and roger me twice with a rubber chicken the charity shops on Cavendish Street,Poundland and Cash (taxi down with stolen goods, money spent in Bargain Booze then off back up the estate in a taxi for some rocks of crack) Converters are the only shops these bogeyed useless inbreeds will part with cash in “wot it’s not a quid?” is regularly heard in the £1.50 shop.
    Keighley people are the sort of morons who want to use a PC but don’t want to learn (maybe they can’t read?) how to use it, they feel they should have a god given right to just have something
    THEY COULD NOT WIPE THEIR ARSES EVEN WHEN ARMED WITH PAINT BY NUMBERS AND A STEP BY STEP DIAGRAM SHOWING THEM HOW
    Bucked tooth one eyed three thumbed imbreeds someone please nuke Keighley

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  13. kool12 says:

    by the way ask her why taxi drivers dont want to go up braithwaith shes robbed mangos drivers broke a 67 year old womens jaw cause if emma wants summet emma has to get it

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  14. kool12 says:

    emma templeton from braithwaith is currentley in prison for a horrific racist attack on a asian lad since ive known her she has hit robbed bullied young vulnable people she pours petrol through your letter box andsleep in bed with your kids she assaults you wen ur walking down the street with your kids she beats any one she thinks she can get away with rapes young girls who darnt go to the police then how cum she is still allowed to stay in braithwaith her first crime was commited wen she was 12 and at 26 she is still a racist bully get rid of emma templeton

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    • Sarah mccandless says:

      How disgusting! I have know Emma templeton for many years so feel I have the right to say she is 1 of the nicest people u can meet… Kind good hearted person she is loyal and trustworthy and very funny chav maybe but racist bully she is not!!

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      • Michelle says:

        Exactly …think most ppl would say the same about Emma !!!

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  15. kool12 says:

    ive lived in keighley all my life and it is a shit hole drug dealers young girls with mix race kids braithwaith is so f**king crime riddled it needs to be wiped out of the map

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    • sheilaflaps says:

      well if you dont like keighley (kool12) wot the f**k r you still doing here then,go bak to wer u cum from,out ov the slut that bred you!!

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    • Maza says:

      who creates a web site specifically to slag off a whole town, that is the most pathetic thing ive ever seen in my entire life… Keighley is not a bad place to live, and for your information Braithwaite is one of the most tight nit communities in keighley, we all stick together and have each others backs if needed. so go and get a life you silly little (i was going to call you a man, but your obviously something other then that).

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  16. hagar says:

    Ive told you once and Ive you briefly I dont want to go to Keighley.

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  17. olsley says:

    Who are you lot kidding, Keighley what a bloody shit hole!

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  18. jojo says:

    I cant believe that you are saying this about keighley, where i live! I agree with the others that you are propably a chav yourself, and that london is worse than keighley by far. And what you say about oakbank is definitly not true because the other day someone my sister knows got arrested when they were found smoking cigerettes, and she was suspended for 4 weeks and put on report. Greenhead and Holy Family are much worse, because a year ago they joined up and broke into Oakbank school andt ried to steal a laptop and a child. Yes, a child. Luckily they didnt succeed, and for some reason it was kept quiet by the Keighley News because It was ‘Racist’.

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  19. Janey says:

    Just to say I am disgusted to see the article about Keighley my hometown, saying it is a bad place to live and it implied it is a hotbed of crime , well for you information Keighley is not as bad the paper reports, if anything look at the stabbings which have happened in London and they say Keighley is a bad place to line I do not think so do you, so please in future leave my town alone okay.

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  20. Wakey says:

    The errors in this article and bad grammar suggest it was written by a chav.

    Keighley is a town in it’s own right and is not part of Bradford.

    Keighley has a lot of chavs but it also has some affulent districts such as Kildwick. However occupiers of areas suchs as Kildwick, Cross Hills, Silsden and Cononely will never admit they live in Keighley, but it is a fact recognised by the land registry that these areas are part of the town.

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