Knaresborough a calm market town in the heart of yorkshire has now been invaded!
The little scumbags know as chavs like to hangout outside Jacksons next to the bus stop wearing tracksuits, but do not be worried all is not lost, YET as theses are only little chavs who give abuse to passers by and commit minor inconviences but the problem will grow if they are allowed to grow into older chavs.
The majority of older chavs come on night trips from harrogate or starbeck hoping to find 1 small person who they can mug when theres probly a group of 10 of them.
HELP!
Knaresborough…the arse end of nowhere..pretentious and efete tagged onto Harrogate, clinging to a past which was most likely made up, home of second hand shops posing as antique dealerships, the epitomy of ‘one horse’ in more ways than one….
nothing happens there..it has all the atmosphere of interstellar space, yet during bank holidays all the morrison’s carrierbag weilding dole-ites descend from leeds for a ‘day out’ as they have done for ever….
those that live there feel that they are somewhat superior and look down on out of towners and the most heinous and horrific fact about the place is that the most famous and shite attaction of the town is mother shipton’s cave a crappy overhang from which limestone runs and is depositied on stuff hung there… sounds f**king ace don’t it… to make matters worse it’s owned by paul daniels…need i say more…