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Longbridge

Posted on: January 29th, 2009 by admin 2 Comments

Oh my god how the Council Housed Antisocial Vermin (CHAV) have evolved. they now have wheels. and more kids that will also turn into more little vermin. they are the acne on the face of britain and we now need clearsil to be rid of them.
so back to the subject, LONGBRIDGE oh what a joy to live in, we have a good chippy there but apart from that there is nothing else here. More chavs hang round here than there are whore chavettes hanging at the dole line claiming their child benefit for their 7 kids by 7 different little boys er… fathers. (who were probably their own fathers and brothers as they probably keep it in the family anyway. (here is one to remember what do you call a group of chavs Answer is a disease)
Also in Longbridge you have Sunbury shops where it is a shocking picture because there are chavs here but no i repeate NO Mcdonalds there.
they dont really hang round duing the week because they have school the following day but when it comes to the weekend its like looking at a live version of a clockwork orange, oh wait its the slags that hang roung with them. its their faces that are orange.
not one can even spell IQ let alone have one between them. personally the scum should do us all a favour and go kill themselves.
another quick question before i go
what part of the body on a chav should be the only one to open a) his mouth b) his arse or c) HIS WRISTS

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  1. G man says:

    Longbridge used to be great – everyone seemed to work for BL, Cadburies or Triplex. People were upwardly mobile, the pubs were fun (even as a child we enjoyed listening to the people singing around the piano on Saturday nights at the Jolly Fitter.

    Now it is truly sad.

    How could a thriving locality prior to about 1985 turn into such a run down dump? How could the children of people who worked and saved and polished their cars on Sunday mornings turn into pathetic, pointless, chavs?

    And then Rubery! Recently visited to go to a fishing tackle shop, closed, and was confronted by a group of scum. Fortunately I was bigger than them and they had 2nd thoughts when I got out the car. Thank GOD I didn’t send my wife down there.

    Thank you Labour? Thank you Nat Union of Teachers (!). Thank you all the liberal twats who have ruined a few generations of British people.

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  2. OverFjell says:

    Longbridge and it’s neighbouring Rubery are full of scum, recently got attacked and mugged by a group of chavs while walking down past a resevoir between Longbridge and Rubery, can’t even go out for a nice stroll without fear of being mugged by britain’s filth.

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