Upon entering the town of lurgan 2 things are noticable, the smell and the ammount of chavy wankers. They actually think they have gangs. one such "gang" is the albert street crew or as they call themselves "Da Alberto street crew yero laud!" whatever the f**k yero or laud means. Lurgan chavs are about the same as all of the other scumbags only with 1 major difference. they dont know what the word chav even means. One common past time is going to some older chavs house and sniffing cocain from an old coffee table that will no doubt be used as a bed for someone by the end of the night. another common past time is waiting around in allyways for one of the local dealers or someone with connections to dealers to show up or waiting on someone to go into the offlicence to get them a bottle of buckfast which will probibly get them drunk when they finish 1/2 of it. or atleast theyll act drunk to sound cool. The scummy cock suckers tend to sound like ducks aswell. this is most likely from spending their childhood smoking weed.
No he is right. Lurgan really is a complete shit hole. Take an ulsterbus tour and try to see that there is a life beyond Lurgan. I feel sorry for you because living in Lurgan your life really is f**ked. As for portadownsyndrome well that’s also a shit hole of mega proportions!
Portadown syndrome! HAHAHAHA. Best thing I’ve read in ages.
“Brit cunts” Your a Brit c**t you Brit c**t because my country conquered you and made you a Brit c**t. You Brit c**t. Lurgan BRITISH LOL. f**king BOMB PLANTER GO f**k YOURSELF.
wat da fuk u on bout u we rat, dis is ireland, fuk all 2 do wi you brit cunts, go home 2 da queen ya orange bastad, cum near lurgan again n yal b shot
Wait till you see portadown…
I agree with that completely.
I see that chavs bru money has gone up allowing them to purchase cocaine now. Either the bru has gone up or Mount Zion is helping them out somehow lol.