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st helens scum

Posted on: January 29th, 2009 by admin 14 Comments

what can i say about st helens, i’m a 21 year old student, like any student love to have a good, time, if that’s what your after, st helens isnt the place to go! after many years of travelling to sthelens, you can garantee there is always trouble mainly over f all,  the girls are hidious and the lads are thick as f*ck, not to be big headed when me my friends walked into a club, straight away people knew we were scousers b4 we even opened our mouth, it’s the way we dress and look, wooly back girls are jealous so feel the need to start sh*t probably by saying something along the lines of, "wot f**k u lookin at" or "stop lookin at ma fellor" please luv what would i want with a smackead, no teeth, clothes too small, sh*t shoes, cider drinkin scruff? .
 i worked in a sport shop in st helens when i was younger it was a well known one, i dont know who was worse the gypos that come in or the wools? theyd walk in eatin the mc donalds, ask for a shoe whilst spittin gurkin in my face—- not good!!! the things that made me laugh is grown men would sqeeze ther size 9 feet into a 5n 1/5 boys shoes just so he didnt have to spend more money walkin round the shop in them lookin cripled hed say " ya ill tek em theyll soon wer in" yea im sure they did he probably wore them to the job centre plus to claim disability because of the limp! also men would squeeze into extra large boys  clothes, if you ever see a wool with half mass pants thats why, sleeves up ther arm, and still they buy it because there g/friends tell them it looks riiiiite nice, ye they stand there in there fake lacoste trackies hair scrapped bk so tight there eyes pull, orange faces, tan marks on the collar, lip liner up to their nose, looking at womans nike gym crop tops, shoutin accross the shop, some stupid nickname for their boyfriend e.g moooooooooooney ya reckon this look gd wif sum jeans, cud wear it for shaznys weddin! he then replies "ya hows much" mooony its 10r, "nah put bk too dear" ava look in f kids section!!!! talkin about kids, they all seem to have names like shazny, mckenzie, roshell, caprice, ashannti, ect typical chav names, has ther 1st drink,fag n spliff a month into bein concieved, once ther born ther shoved into jeans and hoodys, fake burberry hats and ther ears pierced and paraded around st marys market, wile  they wait for there little chav to be phtographed for the sthelens star baby of the year, wich in the summer they annouce at sherdly show another great asset to ST H, this is where every chav is to be seem chav men meet chav women have chav babys he then runs off with er m8 chav2 as another chav baby they she runs off with his chav brother wich ends up somewere along the line as in bread!!!!! in bread born n bread!
  there is soo much i could write thinking about it now it makes me feel very sick!!!!!

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14 Responses

  1. mike says:

    i fink this is bollocks , your all callin sayin st.helens is full of smackheads and that , have you asked yourself ehy ?? liverpool and ,manchester send their shite down here as if its a landfill , yea we have problems like most places do . iv been to liverpool on nights out too yea its all freindly till closin time at pubs . funny how most scousers come down here and cause most of shit . all this site and post says one thing : POT – KETTLE BLACK !!!

    and by the way this town has changed more and more theres the new stadium , new supermarkets new parks being built . and we got all the beer and slags you’d ever need :D

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  2. chris daly says:

    what a f**ckin bellend. My whole family is scouse, however i now live in st helens, enjoy my nights out, and now work the doors in st helens. Theres a really good click in town and some great lads and girls. If you can hold your own, not a gimp, not a trouble causing jumped up scouse sh*t bag, you would of met these people.

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  3. sarah says:

    Haha this is hilarious at the end of the day ya get inbred retards n smackheads everywhere its just st helens have more than some other places. I only live down the road from st helens but from kirkby (which is not much better tbh) but it is like walking into another world its scary lol

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  4. Liam says:

    You can’t even write in proper English and you call us “thick as f**k”? Ironic eh? Dipshit.

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  5. Dean says:

    ENGLAND IS A SHITHOLE, FACE IT!

    (From Liverpool)

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  6. johnny says:

    st helens is a shithole no if’s and but’s about it. its packed in with nobheads who think there hard after 2 pints of stella, the sefton is the easyest place to go for drugs. you can get pretty much anything in there the police do f**k all about the fighting and drug problems. i’ve seen people fighting in the streets over taxi’s and the police just stood by laughing watching for fun

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  7. dj dex says:

    st helens is my home i av djay here years!! u shud try da westfields bar we av a bonksmoke shelter oyt bak as my pal in java bar has also!!! i own da rights to st helens nitelife woteva paul tanner and david hubcap say they av been delt wiv!!!!! they no longer r goin cearton bars for risk of bouncer attact i av also disabked der sick fb profiles!!! cum on hubcap
    fancy bloody dress???? and tanners dj contest??? who can
    play poker face da bust while drinkin white cider????

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  8. St Helens Bar Manager says:

    u liverpool shithouse. i cd write a fookin buk on every area of liverpool. my family is from that way like. but I dont go beyond Huyton now its not safe just as I dont venture to far east to pie land. it really duz my hed in wigan and warro people fink we r scouse we r not. we dont want to b. I liv in Town now (St Helens) and I go out most nites get pissed av a few fights sex at da bus stop and I am happy!!! just to state i av a few very scouse m8s and piemen who cum down to St Helens for a nite out and a curry and they kip at my gaff so u dont speak for everyone!!!

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  9. Taxpayer says:

    Les Andrews just about sums St Helen’s chavs up!

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  10. Angel says:

    You are obviously not a student of the english language. Perhaps if you first learn the language people will take what you say seriously.Until then “shut the f##K up

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  11. Il Lupo says:

    The town is a dump. I’ve never been somewhere on a night out where a violent atmosphere is so prevalent in so many places.

    Shithole doesn’t do it justice.

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  12. Scouse Men Love Dick says:

    Funny really I work in Liverpool and It’s even worse than St Helens, bloody inbred, theiving, soft arse scousers. I work in their houses if you can call them that, I wouldn’t let a rat live in most, dirty smelly scouse scum. I’d better shut up or I may get bummed then shot.

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  13. Jimbo McGubbins says:

    I’m from St Helens too, although I left there sometime ago. I’m not going to argue with anything you said.

    However If you find yourself studying in St Helens (you say you’re a student) then you only have yourself to blame. Try a real university.

    By the way, I think you mean inbred. Unless the people of St Helens have developed a Warbies fetish.

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  14. Bernadette Ashcroft says:

    bein from st helen’s myself, i would like 2 give u a load of abuse but ur right. Wat can i say!

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