Fareham located halfway between the port cities of Southampton and Portsmouth. With the current government insistance of prision overcrowding a wall around Fareham would be a perfect place for a new super prision. A good motto for Fareham would be ‘We were born here, whats your excuse?’ Its a town of ugly people who generally waddle when they walk. The nightlife in Fareham conists of low grade bars filled with low lifes whos idea of a great night is a pint and a fight due to mosts inability to handle thier alcohol coupled with their drink of the wife beating beer also know as Stella. Chicago Shock is the closet venue that resembles a night club(well its open later, you pay to get in after 10 and its full of mutton dressed as lamb). On a warm day you can sit by the creek and enjoy the smell when the tide is out if you haven’t already been robbed by a junkie. If you do find yourself in Freaham dont even bother clicking your heels saying there’s no place like home because people will asume you’ve just been released from the local hospice or clinic. All in all if you enjoy nice places try anywhere other than Fareham or you may end up getting stuck when the wall is finally built. But hey at least there is a McDonalds and a pirates bounty of Kebab shops to help you bust a gut.
Balls to you, Snobbychavhater. I’ve lived in Fareham for about fifteen years now, and I love it. People are so friendly and as long as you avoid the dives that are Chicago Rock and The Vanguard, there aren’t all that many chavs to be seen. To be honest, even the chavs I do see (hanging around outside MacDonalds and whatnot) don’t tend to pass comment, they just keep themselves to themselves and make the place look untidy.
Fareham’s also quite pretty and safe, as long as you stay away from a couple of council estatey roads like Redlands Lane and Stowe Estate, which are foul and chav-infested. I can be genuine in saying that I, a young lady, have walked home from the pub (The Fareham) at midnight and felt perfectly safe. I always do feel very safe in Fareham.
A lovely place to live and I feel lucky to have ended up here. BUT, I will agree, there are lots of ugly people here. It’s great to go people watching in town when you’re bored.
By the way, where’s the Gosport entry?! Gosport is our neighbouring town and full of druggies and skanks. If you do choose to create an entry about Gosport, please don’t forget to touch on the most notorious area, Rowner *shudder*.
Fareham? Hmm.
Not a very nice place, in a most unpleasant area, and surrounded by snobs.