This is one of the worst towns for chavs to be roaming about in there hurds. At night when everyone is asleep in there beds, when the sun goes down and the night draws in the streets are crowded with drugged up chavs and there ho’s. They usually hang about in the mere park and morrisons car park, revving up there cars and driving around the car park like the idiots they are. There chavs in the cars always pick up little skinny and munty teenagers, with there crappy music blasting out and there stupid voices and talk. The worse place to go on your own is the park as there is always loud mouth chavs and ho’s shouting and doing there “Graffiti”. Speaking about graffiti they always use stencils to do there matser pieces of work. There is always chavs hanging around the high school gates shouting and making them selfs look hard by picking on little year 7 – 8s. The worse that any of them can do is look at you and say “What you looking at” Some people have stood up to them and these people are old grannys and little kids in prams. They get lost when they are walking alone and when they are disbanded from the hurd. Once a chav fell over the rest of the chavs laughed at him and said “init bruv that funny man” The scariest thing i have encountered was 3 chavs walking towards me with there ho’s and shouting and moaning and doing there “Hardman walk” which to me and others looks like they have shat themselves.
Hope to see all chavs in Diss die, this is brapping keeping you up to date with the latest. The percentage of Chaviness for this place is 900%, it literally goes off the scale.
Haha this brilliant just trying to imagine the people who left these comments. Chavs ! Nah more like rum ones no one in diss is normal should forget about the kids and talk about greeny the tramp or duggy or all the other 100s of rum old people. Diss is more of a very large retirement home for boring moaning old people f**k me Friday market day land of the walking dead lol Diss or Dariss as pronounced by some people is not a bad place just the lack of things to do let it down to nanny old people on the council. If charity shops and carpet right are what your looking for then it’s the place to go. And as for the morrisons crew haha if your comments where in 09 then it was probly me with the loud music hope it really annoyed you manly why it was loud to see people get pissed off only entertainment there is on diss. The jones ! What’s wrong with them people got have some one to talk about and if it weren’t them it be some one else they anti all that bad bloody good at freeing up skip space and getting rid of shit you leave out for them to scrap that’s real community. Diss get rid of the old bulid stuff for young people , people who will spend the money. How much did that shitty fountain cost again ?
Diss is so un-chavvy that we have to have a conversation about bad grammer, thats how uneventfull and dull the place is. The young so called ‘chavs’ in the Morrisons car park give the town a bit of colour, they hare around the car park a bit because there is nothing else to do in Diss and no-where for them to go. There is nothing wrong with practicing do-nuts and the like in an empty car park when the shoppers have all but gone, it means they will learn driving skills that may make them better drivers. The skinny teenagers they pick up are there mates as that is the age they are, and and I wish I was still that skinny! They play that ‘crap’ music because it is the music of now. I dont paticularly like it but all music is subjective. I am aware that Diss has some people from the travelling community (Pikey twats)(?) living here, I wonder if they are responsible for all the lovely cob ponys that are tethered on verges and waste ground around the station and near fair green? They always look in such good condition and add a unique quality to the place. There is trouble here, but sadly that goes for any town, I dont know who is responsible but I would say its not one specific cult group. I dont think Diss has much chavvyness at all, not compared to Yarmouth Lowestoft Thetford Dereham Stowmarket its pretty peaceful. I have walked my dogs through mere park after dark many times and had no trouble. They use stencils because they are inspired by the artist ‘Banksy’, It does not mean they are bad artists, stencil art is a great skill to learn, where better to start than the band stand in mere park? It is a terrible design of building anyway.
I was considering moving to Diss from Great Yarmouth, or “Yarmuff” if you’re a local gimp chav. Having read the OP and the comments I have now seriously considered going elsewhere… like maybe Mars.
I love Norfolk, and I am sure there are a few places left that have a small chav infestation, alas it appears that it won’t be for long. = (
with drugged up chavs and there ho’s
should be : with drugged up chavs and their hos. (or do you prefer with drugged up chav’s and their ho’s)
The worse place to go on your own is the park as there is always loud mouth chavs and ho’s.
should be : The worst place to go on your own is the park as there are always loud mouth chavs and hos.
There is always chavs hanging around the high school gates shouting and making them selfs look hard by picking on little year 7 – 8s.
should be : There are always chavs hanging around the high school gates shouting and making themselves look hard by picking on little year 7 – 8s.
They get lost when they are walking alone and when they are disbanded from the hurd.
should be : They get lost when they are walking alone and when they are disbanded from the herd. (note : people cannot be “disbanded” from the herd – either they are removed from the herd, or the herd is disbanded)
Once a chav fell over the rest of the chavs laughed at him and said “init bruv that funny man”
should be : Once a chav fell over and the rest of the chavs laughed at him and said “init bruv that funny man”.
Say screw grammar all you like. That’s what the chavs say. /Pedant mode off.
ps. I know I’m bound to have made some mistakes… when talking about othe people’s grammar, you always do.
To apostrophe or not to apostrophe.. No that should not be the question its more a question of who cares?
‘Grocers shop’ to you
Smug twat
And your spell check is not working
What I would pay to see, is countryside chavs go up against real hard inner city kids. From my innercity experiences (east london) it would be a free for all and a nice little earner.
Come on Billy. I’ve lived in a few places too. Easy money son. Most of the muppets have never been out of there own town and have absolutely no idea what there talking about.
yes diss is a shit hole but why the f**k talk about them ‘pikey twats’ (as you like to put it) like that. them boys dont run diss they int that bad and they were given a house cos they are still human like f**king all of us. you wanna shut you mouth up.
to be honest diss is a shit hole.
I agree with the part about the cockends who like to park in morrisons car parks… I cant see the attraction really myself… maybe they like all the straight white lines or something.? Either way they now congregate at the bus station -_-
1 thing I will mention though is that you forgot about 1 vital ingredient which makes diss what it is… and that is the f**king scumbag pikeys. They used to live in roydon in their caravans, but then somehow got given a council house!!??!?/!! WTF? but now the jones’s think they run diss. hahaha oh but they don’t hahaha because theres a few people who they are scared of hahahaaha especially when they have a hatchett eh you pikey twatters.
Looks like someone was bullied at school!
Learn about the use of ‘their’ please.