Eyemouth

Apr
15
About Eyemoutheyemouth is a large fishing town on th east coast about 40 mins dwn th road from edinburgh. it is wel known for its caravan site as ther are hundreds of tourists visit evry year!

Chav City
Eyemouth is known for its chavs,, standin around th streets with a joint in one hand and a can of carling in th other. Most of th time they are dooing nothing rong jst chillin and catxin up on th latest gossip from mates, but people look dow on us (N) they never give us a chance mun, like if they c a teenager with a hood up they automaticly think they are bad news and dont reely give them a chance!

Fights
Yes, eyemouth has its fair share of fights,, alot of th time it is between drunk teenagers rowing over a girl! Recently theyr has been a proper riot going on between eyemouth and berick! theyr has also been a few stabbings last year but no one died tho!(Y)x

Lads
Eyemouth has alot of nice looking lads compare to alot of places, so if your singe you know ware to go !

Lassys
we have our bantars  ! lads feel free to come + hav a deek at th girls !

thts aboutit for now !
eyemouth seems shit, wel it is but th people theyr make it good, fukin clas banter like !
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8 Responses to “Eyemouth”

  1. JM says:

    A lot of people have already written what was going through my head when reading this, it was written by one of the neds! And it was! You can tell because it really is the most incoherant load of crap I’ve probably ever read, largely due to the fact that this persons schooling probably came to an end at 12 and a sheep probably has a higher IQ than them, presumably been in the ‘Fleeto’ or ‘Young Team’ since about age 12 no doubt. They wonder why people look down upon them, what else is there to do with trash? Do they honestly think that drinking and smoking illegal substances in the street is high class living?? I wish we could find a large uninhabited island somewhere, and just round up rubbish like this and dump them there to rot.

  2. David says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is proof that somewhere a Ned has stolen a computer and figured out how to connect it to the internet. Alternatively they may of broken into someones house which had the computer left on. Frankly the second option is more believeable.

    What is the need for the 13 X’s at the end of your poorly written article?

    “Eyemouth is known for its chavs,, standin around th streets with a joint in one hand and a can of carling in th other. Most of th time they are dooing nothing rong jst chillin and catxin up on th latest gossip from mates, but people look dow on us”

    A normal human 4 year old could write a more coherrent piece than this. If you break the law then people do look down on you. Last time I checked cannabis was illegal to smoke. You’re also loitering and being a general nuisance. To the author of this article, please do the world a favour and take yourself out of the gene pool. I suggest amputation of your genitals for someone of your intelligence.

  3. chavman says:

    Goosander Court in Edinburgh should be called Dog Shit Court. Only just built and filled to the brim with neds and rottweillers. Already the whole street is stinking and covered in dog shit most of which gets dragged into supermarket directly opposite it.

  4. stevethestevishofallsteves says:

    terrible spelling throughout this post, as i have come to realise most scottish young people are less educated than your average brazillian shanty town drug faction. Hows that for some fukin clas banter like !

  5. jimmy says:

    spelling and grammar are a pre-requisite for pouring scorn on the unfortunate wretches, wouldn’t you think?

    there are no ‘chavs’ in Scotland. They are ‘Neds’, which is a far better nomenclature all round.

  6. thankgodileft says:

    I’d love to know who wrote this! Shite right enough… most of the chavs do NOT stand around with beer and a joint, they usually pretend they have been because that would make them like well hard, mun… In reality they are just hanging around the Co-op failing to get people to buy them booze. Eyemouth has more than its fair share of horrible fat slumdogs, as Blackheart said above! Loads of people in the town would rather have kids in order to get a nice council house, benefits and the rest of it, rather than actually work for a living. Lots of those people are big fat messes. God help the kids. In fact, anyone from Eyemouth reading this will probably be thinking about the one person in particular who I’m also thinking of! BIIIIIG fat mess….
    In short – Eyemouth used to be a nice little place until the filthy smack-heads, wanna-be junkies and dole-wallers settled in for good. Avoid.

  7. blackheart says:

    eye mouth looks a nice wee place, i was there last year,but spotted some right dirty stinkin chavs,not as many as there was in berwick though,,some right inbreds and horrible fat slumdogs

  8. Clare says:

    You should really learn to spell properly before you post shite like this up really……… eyemouth sounds pish thank fk i stay in Edinburgh lol!

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