Well Heanor where do I start it is an old market town which use to have a thriving community it once had a market that filled the whole town centre up but now theres just a few frames of stalls, a butchers van and a jacket potato stand this is the perfect hang out for the chav as its got something to climb on, benches, a source of food and a man to terorise but this isnt all of it across the streat from the market are the towns main takeaways Dominos pizza Crest of the wave chip shop and Uk fried chicken well here is a description of the three main takeaways ( there are around 20 alltogether and the population is only 23000)
Domminos pizza
This is the newest “corporation” in Heanor after tesco, gregs, aldi,instore and home bargains all chav favourites you may note Domminos has provided jobs for some chavs who want to get free pizza or are forced to for work there by the judge (allegedly*). I have to say they do make a good pizza there.
Crest of the wave ship shop
Well there are two sections in this “Restuarnt” the take away section where all the chavs come in to collect there sunday lunch and the back sit down area where familys and old people come to have a traditional meal of fish and chips its a realy nice place to go for your dinner but it burnt down recently all the police are saying is suspicious (allegedly*), so a chav probably petrol bombed it or chucked a spliff at we just dont know all we know is that its the second building on that sterat to burn down recently, the last place was knock of ghetto other wise know as the cossy market (which is becoming a william hill bookies so now within 50 metrers of each other a william hill, ladbrokes and betfred)
Uk fried chicken
As far as I know this is the chavs favourite hang out as it does fast food cheaply the chavs go in call the foreign owners nasty racist names then leave with the food they’ve prepared it makes no sense to me.
Most of the chavs in heanor are aged between 2 – 40 bellow that age of 2 the children arent alowed out on the streets yet to young YES I have seen toddlers drinking on streat corners at around 10 at night this normaly happens in langley mill which is also on chav towns. Most people now only live to 40 in this area after this they pay to move to spain with money they’ve made dealing drugs or got from insurance fraud.
At the age of 14 you will be able to be served at the que sara pub even younger if your a girl with long blonde hair with big breasts (allegedly*).
Most of the drug dealers are located on Ray streat in the dilapidated victorian terraces you will either have to go to the rays arms beer garden or go to the dealers house your selve.
There are two main gangs in Heaner the HTC (heanor town crew) and the LMC langley mill crew these two gangs are rivels and spray paint shoddy tags all over town even in the Country park most are out of control scholl kids from the local schools Aldercar community languge college and Heanor gate science college.
The worse place in heanor from personal experience is Kew cressent it is a streat with around 30 council house on it might only sound small but its as if all the problems from a full blown estate have been rammed in this little streat
it is hell on earth everyone who lives on it are extremely ugly fat and smell all women on the streat have around 7 children all with different dads. I have noticed when driving by at speed that all house have trampolines in the garden the new symbol of a council estate. Everyone on this streat knows how to grow drugs and have taken them by the time they are 8 When I was 10 we where learning about drugs in class and a boy from this street put his hand up when the teacher showed us a picture of LSD and said Ive had some of that before daddy sells it amazingly the teacher didnt do anything she looked use to it!! When I was 12 got my bike stolen on this street which is why I hate it and the dirty scum bags who live on it.
Before I stop writting there are some nice people in Heanor but not many.
PS every single teen ive come across in the schools or on the street binge drink at least twice a week even the geeks do it.
* Inserted by admin for legal reasons!
Can I Just Say: I LIVE THERE And If You Wanna Find Somewhere Better, You Might As-well Move To Somewhere Like Venus?! Its a Brilliant Community Altogether! My Family Have Lived There For Generations! Excuse My Insolent Spelling But I am Merely Twelve Years Old. But I Have More Sense Than Someone Who Is ” Slagging off ” a Town They Barely Know! That May Be Your Opinion Sir/Ma’am But In My Opinion Heanor Is Beautiful. Someone Who Lived There Is a Basketball Player For The American League And Is Raising Money For Children In Africa, Now Please May Somebody Tell Me In What Way That Is Chavy? In My School, I’m Considered A Chav, But Pray Tell Me Do I Sound Like One?! Good Day.
after reading all the comments it breaks my heart to see what is happening to the place I grew up in, we lived on laceyfields road as kids, I went to langley infants, marlpool junior and aldercar comp (as it was then) the community wasn’t perfect but we did have a strong sense of community, sadly chavs and the like are not unique to heanor, we have them in grantham as well, it is not always the peoples fault although they should take some responsibility for their actions, I blame the ‘do gooders’ who say kids can’t be punished by parents and took the cane, slipper or ruler across the knuckles out of school, they have no sense of accountability any more and that is the most dangerous thing
How can one have the temerity to label folk as ‘chav’ when you repetitively spell ‘street’ as ‘streat’ and have no idea of how to punctuate?
Can I just care to explain that I am not one of these chavs,but I work at dominos pizza in Heanor. Chavs wouldn’t even be able to afford these pizza’s as we have more class than any other takeaways here. Reading this has been offensive and disrespectful. I have A levels and a Diploma and it’s just some extra money at the end of the day.
Good for you .
From the USA
Tell you what everybody who has been calling kew crescent are just a bunch of snobby stuck up nobs yeh it might not be perfect but its a community and an awesome place to live at least you feel safe down there because you know everybody down there and we all get on great. .. Dont know how you can say were all inbreds that just pathetic in all fairness and all of us on benifits :s im 17 now and have been working since i was 12 you all need to look at your not so pergect lives before you start making asumptions of other peoples. . And by the way cowards dont make me laugh not seeing any of you lot down there shouting that out in the middle of the street haha bunch of snobby wasters sort your lives out you pathetic people
Dude, use some punctuation! Youre not writing Johnny Got His Gun, I got out of breath just reading that. lol
Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but at least im not like the actual Nazis they have in Heanor (I should know, Ive marched against the little pricks!)
Kew crescents are all cowards! Jus think there solid when they come in their little armies! Inbred isn’t the rite word!
We obviously aren`t as cowardly as yourself though, at least we`d have the gutts to say it to your face. As for `little armies`, it`s actually the fact that we understand the word `community` and look out for one another. As for `inbred`, just as i said,i`m sure you wouldn`t say it to our faces. Who`s the yellow belly now then?!
Neithers ‘rite’
Kew crescent is an absolute joke! I live on laceyfields which is a fairly newly built area and a nice area! But kew crescent is walkin distance and the people an there are disgusting! The kids start swearing wen there 5, the parents don’t work and cause regular arguemnts with their neigbours! Cop cars are there every night! They are bigtime benefit scroungers and are all inbred! I rate any man or woman that’s able to live more than a few months of this street! Regular fights,regular burglarlys! The streets looks like a dumb! No once can survive on this street.. unless your one of them.
God I would kill for a chip butty from cresta right now….
Gerrus one if yer goin’, Ben. Nice one.
Heanor is the dog food of cuisine.
YOU REALLLLLL BLADDD?
I CAUSE THE SHIT IN THIS TOWN
I’m sure you do. Well done you, go champ.
I used to live in nechells, birmingham and if you think heanor is bad, you wouldn’t want to go anywhere near nechells. All heanor chavs think they are hard but they are actually not. They wouldn’t last two seconds where I am from. As put in the wise words of jay-z ‘they wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight’
Wasn’t that Stu-pot on Crackerjack?
You must be talking about the rough end of ‘Eanor (is there any other end
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I go to HGSC, and we’re not all like that!
BTW which Jordan is that?
As Do I, And If They Think We Are All Like That They Can Stuff It. (Pardon My French) I’m Merely A Year 7 But I Have More Sense Than To Slag Off A Town That I Barely Know! Bet They Live Somewhere Worse.
Did you fail your english GCSE/CSE?
Hmmm, I live in Heanor and go to H.G.S.C I must admit Heanor is a very chavvy town full of nasty people, But there are exceptions, I consider myself not a chav & i am prime chav age, 15.
I know. I live i Heanor ad find it apaulling.
When me and my family first moved her it was bliss. We live a stones throw away from the entrance to shipley Park and all the houses look nice and classy. But the people are something else.
I go to H.G.S.C. (yes, a teenager who can type in proper english, a novalty nowdays i know) and i’m proud too admit I am nothing like all the chavs that go their. Its seems all my friends are from further away so arn’t anything like thease chavvy heanor yobs.
I just hope with time the asbos will all be inprisoned and the million fast food shops close down soon.
Hollie, do not proport to be able to speak or type correct English when clearly you cannot.
Having lived in heanor for 19 years i can say that it is a foul, dirty, rancid hell hole; and is not improving. The inhabitants seem to be a wide collection of the lowest orders of humanity; idiots, racists, alcoholics, layabouts, drug addicts and criminals.
The problems are compounded by unemployment and the overwhelming sense of misery and failed dreams that seems to crush any hope of escape for the majority. It sums up nicely all that is wrong in Britain. Still, perhaps 5% of the population are reasonable people, though the rest could die and the world would be a better place.
However the countryside around parts of it is quite pleasant,
really it is a nice place, apart fom the town and people.
Hey! I’m a Twelve Year Old And I Consider Myself Primed To Type/Write In This Fashion. It Seems In H.G.S.C MOST People (Not All) Mix With The Wrong People. But On Some Posts I Agree With You Hollie.
I actually live near Kew Crescent myself, and I must say that you have summed it up totally well, and although you do admit some people are nice, afterall I am 16 from Heanor and I haven’t done anything like you have described, it seems a little difficult to grasp that idea. To and from school I have to walk past Kewy every single day and not once have I not been verbally abused by the children who go to Aldercar Community Language College because I go to Heanor Gate Science College…
Thank you for describing it so thoroughly, it all makes sense to me now
X
kew cresent is the chavyist dirtyest street i no in heanor no offence to you but its really bad…
By looking at this article and the way it has been written, I’d say that the person reporting on the problems in Heanor, is also a part of them.
i.e. Turning your nose up to people who live on Kewy appears to be rather hypocritical.
That’s not to say that I dont agree with some parts of what is written.
Here Here! SOMEONE Who Agrees. I am The Person That Has Been Writing Many Posts. The ” Chavs ” I Know;
.Cry
.Have Good Grades
.Dress ” Cool ”
Its merely a PHASE They Will Drop It.
Wow that is accurate give this guy a medal
Most of that is true as i have lived there all me life, but just one word glad tht u said some ppl r nice, i have recently moved away down to buckinghamshire to go to uni, n i can tell its diff here than in heanor. heanor is def more chav aint seen like hardly any doen here. n like liam said it sums de place up well n should be on wiki x
WOW. That was great. I have lived in the area all my life and have never seen someone sum the place up so well. You should put some of that on wiki