Years and years and years ago – in the 1960s, the local council realised that Liverpool was getting overcrowded with people and subsequently picked a random few acres of bog land and fields to build a new town on….ladies and gentlemen…welcome to Kirkby!
WHERE IS IT?
Four or five miles North East of Liverpool, just off the infamous East Lancs Road.
WHATS THERE?
Crime ridden shit hole areas such as Westvale, Northwood, Tower Hill and Southdene…and the “posh part” Melling.
THE TOWN CENTRE (KNOWN AS THE TOWNIE)
Think of hundreds and hundreds of rough-arse housing estates surrounding a rough arse town centre and your getting close. Kirkby has it all, Knowsley College where platoons of 11year old scallies roam around thinking their hard because they wear rigger boots and have shitty overalls, millions of orange-faced, PJ wearing single mums with fags hanging from their lips whilst little Chantelle and Tyler clutch a cold pasty from Greggs!
In the shopping centre, bone-idle scallies sit on the benches sporting Lacoste tracksuits and the obligatory black Reebok “whats happinin kidda” “is right lad” “innit lad” Doberman and Staffs are an optional extra.
The town centre is blessed with several drinking establishments – notably Wetherspoons where the same `faces` have been drinking everyday from 10am since 1999 when it opened. Same seats every day, no variation – a quick trip the bookies, back for a pint of mild, back the bookies “Pint of John Smiths girl”
Fat-necked gobshites in white t-shirts and black cardigans play the fruit machines intently – only stopping to barge outside to answer there £400 mobile phones, “lad, yeah lad, is right lad, bang on lad, in a bit lad”
4pm is college letting out time – mayhem at the bus station where people trample each other to board buses “der’s a fookin queue here girl” – “ay lad canna ger on with a pram on da bus” “do you go down park brow lad”
Oddly, they say people from Kirkby love the place – famous residents like Margie Clark, Phil Thompson and the like swear by it…..
Funny really, the rest of us hate it.
I have just moved to Kirkby and I have found on the whole people from Kirkby are friendly decent people Kirkby has it’s problems like youth crime but that is down to local governments slashing funding for youth projects (its the same in every town) the local government needs to inject some badly needed cash into Kirkby to give the teenagers something to do in the evenings. I am happy to have moved to Kirkby and Southdene in particular although I was nearly talked out of moving here by the estate agent as “it’s not safe for a woman to be on her own” i have felt safe ever since i moved to Southdene yes the scallies can be intimidating but talk to them with the respect you wish to be spoken to with and there wont be a problem.
The youth want something to do? well they could do their homework so they get an education and get a job instead of leeching freebies off the taxpayer. Labour voting parasites.
@Mustaffa Wazz – You’re obviously a narrow minded bigot, what is your knowledge based upon… Rumors and your own prejudice – how can you prove this?
You must rid your mind of these preconceived notions. if you weren’t living in a world of delusion, you should know that unemployment is at an ultimate high, for everyone (even graduates). So your advice is pretty useless, and unnecessary.
Why are you concerned with what political party people choose to vote for… after all this is a democracy, is it not?
It’s insidious, elitist people like you that give ordinary people a bad reputation.
Okay, have your opinion on the place I live in and grew up in… but before you go ranting about something you have no actual proof of, how about you hear from someone who is actually proud to live here?
I have never been attacked, never been ‘jumped’ and never committed any crimes. I am not a slut, I don’t have an orange face and I don’t walk around the streets in my pyjamas either.
How about you all stop generalising our whole community just from what you’ve seen in the minority. I’m sure if you looked at where you live you’d find a few criminals, sluts and uneducated fools.
I have four A-levels and am currently studying Law and Criminology in University so if you really think we’re all idiotic, criminal, sluts how about you take a good look at the successfull people who have actually came from our little community?