I cannot believe that this sorry excuse of a town hasn’t been mentioned on here already. With a population of around 7,000 people its no wonder they turn to a life of chavism! The town is on the outskirts of Exeter, its made up of wannabe chavs and chavettes. everyone sleeps with everyone, the women just have kids and did I mention that they seem to all sleep with their mothers, brothers, sisters etc.The worrying thing must be for the people of Exeter, cos these chavs are moving onto their patch.
Next you have the little boys with their suped up ‘Novas’ and racing around with their baseball caps on and tops off giving shit to people as they walk by. Nothing is safe unless its nailed down and then the scum manage to still find a way to nick it. Everyone knows everyone and its like an open house invitation cos noone knocks they just walk right in. The highlight of the week is the karaoke hosted in the swan by some fat bird who clearly needs to stop singing and start exercising.
They all seem to love fighting, but never with their hands they always hide behind weapons, or blame the 13 year old down the road.
All in all a miserable chavy run down excuse for what could be a nice place.
Oh, if you want to fit in with the ‘local chavs’ just remember to call it Kirtonville, you mightfeel more at home.
I think you should come to Crediton, meet with the local chav’s as you put it, and see if you laugh about it then and and as for the fat comment people who are bigger can lose weight your right but i bet your one of these people that look like their a bull dog chewing a wasp and that cannot be changed. So man up, tell everyone your name and meet the “Chav’s ” of Crediton.
Seems to me from what the guy has written he has been to Crediton, and encountered the local chav’s so your invite was not required.
As for your comment that fat people CAN lose weight, they seldom do, do they? prefer to whinge that they are “just big boned” or have thyroid problems while throwing cheap cider down their necks to wash down the massive amounts of food they demolish on an hourly basis, then you have the nerve to tell him to “man up” !!!! Good grief! not content with the veiled threat of the chav scum awaiting him, he would also have the massive rotund one and her supporters to deal with too!
You really are thick Jo.
Just a general observation, if you don’t like what is being said on this website why are you all commenting. The clue is in the title its hardly going to be saying how sweet little ladies are is it ?? I think some of you need to get a reality check, its just a bit of fun noone is getting hurt. And as for the comment about the ‘fat bird’ people are allowed their own opinions whether its right or wrong. Looks like she has got all her friends defending her on here anyway so whats the issue?
I think someone has way to much time on their hands and need to get a life and a hobby, instead of insulting towns and the people within them. (Pathetic!!)
And to think someone can scoop so low to judge a person for being ‘fat’ when you clearly don’t even know her. Your obviously very insecure about yourself.
Uh… you don’t have to know someone to know they’re fat. There are visual clues.
wtf u must hav a few problems and must not hav much friends to be sat on here writing shit bout other people n were they live, i think u need to go see a phsycologist mate sort it out!! other people need to hav a look in the mirror once in a while !!!
Yer we all may complain about dis place from time 2 time
but the only thing thats enoying 2 me and my m8s are the jumpted up twats how think there
better than every 1 eles !!! And if this is such a shit place 2 live then y no so many
ppl from all over the country CHOOSE 2 move here !!! Most of the ppl who live here
are the best, kindest, helpful and trustworthy ppl i no !!! And as 4 the beautifull, funny and
kind women who works in the swan u will be sorry about makin that coment if i got my hands on u !!
Ooooooh, Lardarse Hannah is gonna get the guy who wrote the opening post for Crediton, hope someone gets that on u tube so that we can all see Lardy grapple with the little guy for telling it how he sees it, Whats wrong Lardy, guy not entitled to his opinion on fat bints then? you know we all take the piss out of your size when your enormous arse is turned dont you? and no, we would not dare say it to your face because we are not f**king stupid enough to stand there while a mountain of lard comes hurtling towards us.
Hahaha sideshow bob, do you know these ‘ thugs’ personally? Seems you summed it up pretty well. Considering they are trying to convince people that Crediton is a nice place, they have just shown everyone what the people are like. Obviously someone hit a raw nerve with the ‘fat bird’ and now they have crediton after them lol. Silly little wannabes who need to step out of crediton and get into the real world. I expect you would last a few hours against real ‘ tough’ people with the attitude that you losers boast. Because your all defending the ‘ fat bird’ is that because your scared she will eat you like everything else in sight?
Well well well – did somebody not get enough hugs as a child or something!!!
For a town with low unemployment, low crime rates, highly recommended schools and an increasing arts and music reputation, not to mention an interesting history – you certainly don’t know a lot about the place do you? Sure all my fellow Kirtonians are highly relieved and grateful that pathetic little upstarts who write such drivel don’t belong in a town which frankly I and many others are proud to call home.
I can think of many worse things than being fat – being a jumped up, shallow, ridiculous upstart for one!
Well well well – did somebody not get enough hugs as a child or something!!!
For a town with low employment, low crime rates, highly recommended schools and an increasing arts and music reputation, not to mention an interesting history – you certainly don’t know a lot about the place do you? Sure all my fellow Kirtonians are highly relieved and grateful that pathetic little upstarts who write such drivel don’t belong in a town which frankly I and many others are proud to call home.
I can think of many worse things than being fat – being a jumped up, shallow, ridiculous upstart for one!
Oops couple of errors – should read from not form – and I of course meant low unemployment- When I am so enraged I tend to write too fast and spelling suffers – not of course that we are a bunch of illiterates!!!!!
No, not illiterate, just thick.
who wrote this shit bout the bird in the swan………if i catch u ill cut ur fuckin head off u cuntt
Far from cutting anyones head off you are more than likely to be found on your knees sucking his cock.
Proper shit hole is Crediton.
Swan is boss though.
Up massive.
Haaa,…. This Is So Hilarious I Agree MOST Are Wannabe Chavs/Chavettes, But Dont Judge Everyone On The Majority! There Are Decent People Too…
Pete, Seriously have you ever been to Crediton? ‘ Posh little Village’ are you kidding?? Most are single mothers on benefits. Crediton might have been a nice place years ago until the chavs got shipped in. Take a walk down the high street then come back and tell me what you think. The place lets the rest of Devon down, it needs to be destroyed and rebuilt hopefully with a lot less ‘idiots’ in it.
Shane, you are exactly what we are talking about – P.S learn to write properly, classier people can’t understand you.
i love credy its awesum fuk all the bithes who say its shit love liv credy m8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I live in crediton biggest shit hole ever
f**k you dickead
crediton? is this because you havn’t been anywhere else out the west country? good god visit manchester, liverpool etc etc if you want crime not crediton. haha its a ittle posh village!
Well Brian, maybe you should learn literacy yourself before picking up other people. Geography contains a ‘P’ after the A. Ever heard of typos?????????
Talking of iliterate I think you refer to “souped up ” not “suped up” as for your geograhy “on the outskirts of Exeter” oh my God when did they build on that 5 or 6 miles or so? Some of the comments you make are a little truthful most are a complete fantasy.
lol@admin. I so go with your comment. Matt you clearly have some ‘issues’ yourself. If you don’t like websites like this then why are you on here?? I think its a brilliant site. I have been to Crediton on many occasions and have to say that its a spot on account of what the life is like. Let me just tell you something matt, going around telling someone that they are racist is a very serious accusation. You need to point out exactly where the ‘Racist’ comments are. Please do yourself a favour matt and take your own advise, in fact just keep walking and take your opinions with you. People like you make me sick, your the reason this country is like it is. Rant over.
Ok here’s my 2p worth. @Matt: Where is the racism in this story? Are you an Estate Agent or Local Councillor? I love the way your authority brown nosing turned into a completely speculative personal attack. I’m going to go with a Councillor! @Voice of Crediton youths: I made this website to laugh at illiterate cretins like yourself! ‘completely non fictional’ Oh how I laughed, while playing ‘Spot the full stop’.
your a complete idiot i live in crediton and what you said is completly non fictional
what is wrong with the person that made this website?
GET RID OF THE CURRUPT DEVON AND CORNWALL POLICE
Crediton is a historic place, a network area for all that has flourished in the immedaite South West as well as surrounding one of the most expensive areas to live in the country.
This leads me to believe a few things about yourself, the first is you do absolutely no research whatsoever on what you comment on. Not really intelligent.
Which leads on to tell me about you as a person. In fact all you are based on your obvious small brain is somebody who uses a lot of foul language with nothing to back up what you are actually saying. You really are a foul mouthed chav yourself.
Based on your comments of no substance, what you have is a site full of useless information.
You must have a sad life to sit in all day making things up on places you have never even visited, probably lonely, no girlfriend. If you are at that point in your life when you have to take things out on people due to your own problems do everybody a favour, deal with your issues or sort your self out for the sake of others coming accross your pathetic website, on way to do this would be to leave England and therefore no need to whine, or jump from a local bridge with a rope around your kneck. Concentrate your efforts on having a life yourself a sad person, rather than being racist and non factual.