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Posted on: September 1st, 2009 by ed gein 24 Comments

I just found this site today and thought i would have my say on these shit licking ,monkey fuckin, piss stained, waste of sperm chav bastards. these lower class of apes would look good bundled into a bonfire and set alight the government should really do this think of how much scrap gold they could get.I hate the sight of these fuckers and their cheap knocked off track suits and those silly gay fuckin taches they try to grow they end up just looking like a squirrels chuff.they have no sense no prospects and no fuckin use on this earth they just reproduce more fuckin mini chavs but then again where would the world be without those stinkin chewing gum chewin ugly lookin slappers who you find parking their limousine sized buggies outside the amusements. well we would be better off maybe someday in an ideal world the law will change allowing us better class of humans to hang,drown,torture or burn these shit flickin fuckers they make my blood boil with anger they have no respect for anyone and to very honest when i hear of any of them involved in accidents i tend to feel that little bit better inside.

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  1. Matt says:

    keiraa is definately a chav – she (or he) can’t spell!

    And that’s a chav name too!

    keiraa – actually, is that a made up chav name!?

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  2. scottwadd says:

    don’tkillmenow is a little bit racist methinks.

    f**k the the chavs f**k them up their useless asses.

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  3. Extermination of the Nation says:

    We need to annihilate the workshy underclass scum in Britain.

    They are breeding at a rate that is far in excess of your normal working class family. The young scum of today have not only been brought up watching their parents scrounge and slurp from Britains tax teat, they have also watched their grandparents do it too. To them, it is the norm. They think it is normal to laze around watching Jeremy Kyle, claiming their benefits and sucking this country dry. The ones with half a brain even manage to develop an “illness” so they can claim incapacity benefit, usually with the aid of a walking stick, known as a Social Stick or Dole Pole. Leeches to a man. Rude, uneducated, lazy, selfish, piss stained ,gusset sniffing, pastie munching, fat f**king vermin who believe that the world owes them a living.

    We need to rise up and destroy this plague that is sweeping across the nation. Random bus stop bombings would do for a start, where they are all hanging around intimidating the elderly on their way to the bingo. Vermin packed into these brick outhouses drinking their cheap Lambrini and talking in their ridiculous nasal whine. Boom. Gone. A dozen less to breed. All over Britain. A national, organised extermination.

    Greggs, thats another one. Full of these fat spotty, braided headed, genetic f**king misfits feeding their vile f**king spawn on steak bakes so they can grow up to be another fat, sponging, dole wallowing, breeding machine bedecked in the latest Kappa and a f**king hideous gold clown around their fat, greasy tide-marked necks. Boom. Gone.

    It’s coming, people.

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    • Goatscrote says:

      Sign me the f**k up.

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  4. shannon says:

    i think the origional comment made is a bit drastic, i understand why people have negative things to say about “chavs” as they are represented badly all over the place, and yes a good deal of them live up to this view from what i have seen. But please, what is with this “better class of humans” and hanging and drowning. As many people have commented, enough judging others when you put forward an arguement like that, educate yourself before you gain my respect.
    However, i am going to contradict myself as the comments that say yes i am a chav not a “wannabe” etc also made me laugh…. your not helping yourself you prove the first post right “we kick the shit out of people who start”…maybe we are better off without people like that.
    Find the happy medium people!

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  5. don'tkillmenow says:

    No, the reason why we have chavs is this:

    Benefits (especially if you have a family) are too generous so you’d be better off living on benefits than finding a job. If your son/daughter etc. only sees you sitting in front of the TV then he/she would consider that sort of lifestyle. Getting a job would make you worse off: this applies to parents as well as their chav kids.

    Lack of social housing, or what social housing there is is given to immigrants rather than people who’ve been born here. Many families have to live in temporary accomodation which can adversely affect a child’s development, and cause family breakdowns.

    Lack of law & order: many chavs beat up strangers/drink in the street/commit petty theft because they know the police will not go after them. Furthermore, there have been many occasions when someone who has attempted to stop a crime IS THEN the person who is arrested. Banning the consumption of alcohol in public is ineffectual since such bans are rarely enforced, and it’s all too easy to go after law abiding people having a quite drink rather than chavs causing a nuisance.

    Lack of work ethic or emphasis on education. One reason why Indian & Chinese children often do very well at school is because such families place a lot of emphasis on hard work and education, whereas that somehow does not apply to many white working class families.

    Poor diet. It’s well documented that eating a healthy diet improves your IQ and general health, which means you’re more likely to do well at school, marry later and not end up in prison. Only problem is that a lot of chav mums don’t prepare healthy meals, instead going for unhealthy crap like turkey twizzlers. I’m not sure why this is the case but I believe it’s because many mums don’t know about the benefits of healthy eating or simply can’t afford fruit & veg. For a good example watch “The Duchess in Hull” which features a family who live on ready-made crap.

    The education system: if a kid can’t understand what is being taught, or doesn’t engage with classroom topics, or isn’t helped, then that kid’s more likely to get expelled and do badly at school. Something like 30% of kids leave primary school unable to read, which isn’t good enough. The problem is further compounded by NuLiebor’s immigration policies which have resulted in schools where English-speaking kids are a minority. More attention has to be given to kids who only speak Polish, Somali, Tamil etc. at the expense of the English-speaking ones. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson: “Speak English Motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

    I think that’s all for now…

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  6. El Contif says:

    It’s us, the lower middle classes and up, who have created this society.

    We voted for less taxes. We want more money in our pocket and less to go to the taxman ergo less on education, health care and policing. Amazing how we all pipe up and put the world to rights once the damage is done, eh?

    Now we have a shithole that passes for a country, and a bunch of twats with no balls to change the situation. Bleating about thuggery is as old as the hills.

    Chav towns my arse. Mug towns more like.

    As if the demographic you hate would even bother to find this site. Let alone know how to.

    Now THAT is amusing

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  7. keiraa says:

    Rytee listen ear
    maybee if you try having a chat with us and not slagging us of you mytee
    see another sidee
    Well yess i am a chav and im not a wannabee
    there all prikss i wear real stuff not fake shit
    reall chavs are safe mate but the wanna bee’s are dikks
    and were nufing like how you described us
    if youu ever hear of us having a fight its probs us sticking up for are mates
    inabit
    w.e.w for lyff Safee Maytee
    p.s i might be a bitch slightly but i just dont no how to say fuk you politly :L

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  8. A Personn. says:

    Lmfao, this was so amusing, The comments made me lol, the dood who made this has alot of anger and shouldn’t take it out on the people known as chavs, they are people, like us, Jesus. Don’t waist your f**king time writing shit about others and go get help, seriouslyyy.

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  9. tetrio says:

    Wow, you’re a bit angry. Firstly, I would suggest you try a little bit harder at using the English language; you’ll feel much better. Secondly, describing things as “gay” is… pretty chav. Think about that.

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  10. donna says:

    To ed gein,

    I think ur out of order slagging of gypsy’a as i am a romany traveller and dont appreciate remarks like that, okay some poeple mite also call me a chav as i wear alot of gold, but i have always worked since i was 13 , and have only just stopped to have my baby daughter, my house which i rent (which my bf and i pay for ourselves) is extrmeley clean probably cleaner then the hole u crawled out off you vile creature, would u have the balls to call a black or asian person a smelly n*** or a smelly p****!? no i dont think you would as that is racist and slagging of gypsys the way you do is also racist!! Maybe before you start slagging gypsys off you should educate urself more by acutaully talikng to a few!! Okay there are a few that steal and give us all a bad name but we ent all like that!!!

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    • sideshow bob says:

      Oh Donna is all upset because the thieving pikey bastards (travellers) have been held up for what they are, ummm, thieving pikey bastards, Donna, you are all like that, it is part of your heritage, nobody has asked you to do an honest days work, god forbid, sorry, let me explain that word to you.

      Honest, Adjective, meaning truthful and moral, ring any bells? Moral, meaning open and sincere, still nothing? never mind, it’s not a word that you are likely to come across more than once or twice in your entire life you sticky fingered little pikey bastard, Quick off the mark regarding your rights Donna, re calling Gypsys names is racist, not so quick off the mark regarding your f**king responsibilities though are you? re not robbing law abiding citizens of anything thats not nailed down, as for telling someone to educate themselves, you are kidding right?

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  11. Lindssss.x says:

    i agree with everything you just said!
    and that one calling you a c**t, thats just typical chav behavior!
    i mean they cant even type plain english for gods sake!
    lol

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  12. Grande says:

    Excellent!! I couldnt agree more. Well said!!

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  13. steve taylor says:

    im a chav and we not that bad it the chav wana bees that are arse holes they go round courseing shit and giving the decent chavs like e a bad name yea i got more gold than b a barackas and a wear nike air maxs and fred perry trak suits but they aint fake im a real chav it the wana bees that wear fakes im sorry bt un less you knw what you on bout you should nt say shit like that k there are 2 types of chavs and the ones that wear fakes are nt chavs yea we corse shit nw ad a gen well kick shit out of any one that starts bt wunt you we dnt strt fights get ya fact right geez

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  14. ed gein says:

    well bethann only a smelly camel f**king chav like yourself would say that why dont you stop breaking into peoples houses just to use their broadband you piss stained gypsy and crawl back into your cockroach infested run down council flat with shit stained all over the walls you complete and utter monkey w**ker

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  15. Name. says:

    Uhhh, that was slightly gruesome. Seriously though, just enjoy taking the piss out of them… don’t let them ruin your life mate. :/

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  16. Bethann says:

    listen you probably havnt even tried to speak to 1 of them so shut the f**k up and find out what they’re like before you judge people and from what i’ve heard from you, you sound like a complete c**t!!!!!!

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  17. Bloody foreigner says:

    Is the time ripe to stop venting our anger with talks of culling and start to get organised and make realistic proposals to eradicate this cancer?

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  18. jaz says:

    ohhh my days get over it

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  19. AJ says:

    Aye aye sir!

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  20. emma says:

    thats so true, your post just had me in stitches! loved the honesty ot the last bit haha burn them all! :-)

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