Dundee

Sep
10

Otherwise known as Scumdee. There are chavs of all ages found throughout the `City of Discovery`. Baby chavs wearing Lacoste tracksuits, Timberlands and with a 15 year old mother pushing it, when she`s either wearing leggings with a Lacoste hoodie left in her house last night by somebody or nicked off her brother who`s in the jail. Or, the almost 30 year old grandmother who`s progressed to trackies worn with a lacoste top.Babies are named things like “Ricki-lee”, “Chenise”, “Jordan”,”Britney” for girls or “Jordan”,”Tyson”,”Harley”,”Brooklyn”.  There`s even pensioner chavs who wander the streets of Dundee dressed in a Lacoste / Kappa / Adidas / Reebok combo, often flooging the tele (local paper). Dundee`s full of Jakeys. It has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe. There are groups of chavs amongst chavs. The Wellgate Shopping centre is packed full of Chavs, and there is a three level Donnay Sports shop in the Overgate where Chavs can get a full outfit for under £20 (or even better for them, nick it). The Sherrif court is filled to the rafters with chavs .

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5 Responses to “Dundee”

  1. dee chelle says:

    Don’t forget Dundee has the highest level of depression in Scotland, also the fake beggars in the streets who sit with well groomed dogs benefit cheats and other unsavoury charcaters. hey done dee i knew a kid called Jordan when i was working in a nursery in Dundee. Also almost impossible to get decent living accommodation in Dundee due to flats below living standards, drug addicts leaving needles in other people’s closes where kids can pick them up. Also all the nightclubs, pubs and fast food places are a joke far too many of them.

  2. BoyNamedSue says:

    Is that the worst you can say about Dumpdee? When you live there, it slowly dawns on you that the people who live there aren’t even scottish. They’re a blend of blood types from all over the place much like a really bad breed of dog or bitch. Simple backward arsehole culture. Their answer to everything is DRINK AND DRUGS, Screwing each other, regardless of whether they’re brother or sister, mum, dad, auntie, uncle etc. related or not the lack of morals and godlessness is more akin to a back ward viking community like Denmark or Norway. I fucking hate this place, the football teams and the arseholes who follow them wouldn’t know a good day out if it bit them on the arse which it does a lot cos AW The Lads walk dogs called Staffies and Rockweillers cos it makes them HARD. Everyone in dundee thinks there HARD! They revel in violence and beating there woman up stealing from their mums and sticking needles in their arms and these are just the folk who go to church on sundays. The rest are pathetic excuses fir humin beings hell bend on living off the social and telling everyone they’re a Manic Deppressive AW What A Shame. Dundee used to be a cultured city until the late seventies when Unemployment and gangs took over these fucking retards now run nightclubs and strip joints all on the money earned by selling coke and heroin to local neighbours and addicting young girls so as to get them on the game. THE LOWEST BRED HUMAN BEINGS EVER TO BE SHAT INTO CIVILISATION. Dumpdee!!!CHAV CENTRAL ……

  3. Done Dee says:

    Here.. Nobbers there are no babies called tyler or jordan or any other shite dingy names like that.. Everybody is called Scott Ryan Andy or Scott.. The girls too. Dundee is famous for its 3 level donnay shop where btw you can get 5 pairs of Wilson socks for £2, which is not bad but you can tell they have been tried on before.

  4. You're shite says:

    Wow, thats really badly written. Were you drunk or are you just stupid?

  5. Dave says:

    So very, very true.

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