Spondon has long been the fortress of Derby to the chav mongrols, but is slowly being taken over by the chav scurge. Spondon is an odd place, as half of the suburb is a stinking shit hole of a council estate – with such delights as plastic garden ornaments on roofs (perferably from argos) and an accumulated IQ of 0.5. However, the other half is generally a nice place apart from certain hotspots of chav activity.
One of these places is Brunswood park – a favourate for the chav filth to drink what can only be described as alcohol flavoured lemonade in a suspicious light green bottle. The pathetic park equipment is broken at least twice a day and the kerbs of the surrounding streets are heavily occupied by chavs (please note to watch your step in these areas as various bodily liquids can be found underfoot). This is made worse by the local corner shop (predictably owned by indians who would snap your hand off for half a piece of dung), which acts as the focal point for chavs – one of the best sitting areas being the bin outside very much like flies around shit. When walking past this shop, be prepared to be stared at by some inferior chavlings who look in every direction but eachother.
The policing in the area is also very chav-supporting – having a good laugh with the pits of society while ignoring their various crimes in the process.
I highly recommend the precint (a line of dilapidated shops) if your looking for a quick shag behind the post office (the earlier your preggers the better!).
I’m very annoyed by reading this as I live next to the shop you are talking about and yes indians May work in the shop but they dnt own it!!! And if you take the time to talk to them youl find out they are very nice. I do agree about the chavs but they dnt bother you. And the streets and full of rubbish there normal quite clean. The way you have wrote this you make it sound like the set of shameless but worst which it is NOT!!! And before anyone says look at your grammar and spelling who cares!!! You get my point!!
Ignoring the spelling and grammar, which is irrelevant when talking about Spondon as you are assuming the inhabitant chavs can read, it is true.
See you behind the Post Office later….
u live at the post office then….
Dear Bob,
STFU.
Your sincerely,
Bobs Dad
While you’re criticising, you might want to take a look at your self, with specific attention to poor spelling and grammar, and extra attention to your shocking racism…
well said! shocking….