Never have I ever came across a town as chavvy, horrible and bitter as St Helens. They do everything in their power to try and be scouse, and fail miserably due to their downright disgraceful accent and their awful dress sense. Dirty Kappa trainers, Gola Trackies, Mckensie, Henleys, Hi-Tech. Name any awful make, I can guarantee I have seen it in St Helens. They absolutely despise us scousers, so they say in their own small, unknown town, but once in Liverpool, they walk round with their heads down scared to say a word. I can honestly say, they are the biggest flappers in the world, and only act hard when in a big group in their own town.
Complete and utter scum of the earth, with the biggest chip on their shoulder about scousers. The place should seriously be nuked.
Having spent most of life in St.Helens before moving to edinburgh, it’s fair to say it’s a f**king grim place. Some areas are complete no go’s and the town centre is so far behind it’s as if everything got stuck in the 70′s. The nightlife is allright for a laugh but I’d never take anyone not from the North West there too many scumbags that crawl out of the woodwork pumped full of ket and coke and ready to smack a sovereign ring into someones face that ‘touched’ their bird. Probably the worst thing is the plastic scousers from rainhill and huyton who try their best to act “scouse as f**k”.
Still at least there are some generally nice people if you look for them and North Eccleston, Windle and Rainford are pretty nice areas and don’t feel like there trapped in some northern nightmare.
Despite being shit, it’s better than living in Liverpool surrounded by scousers. Liverpool’s a surprisingly class night out but scousers are just the most arrogant, prickish, obnoxious and rude c**t’s ive ever met, and the accent just fills you with despair and hatred. Thank god St.Helens is close enough for a night out in Manchester, jewel of the northwest
c**t CUM SNIFF , TOENAILS UP YOUR BUM, TRIPLE DICK IN YOUR EAR, PARR BAGEDS SCUM CUM STINCKY SNIFFER. INBREAAD