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St Helens

Posted on: June 28th, 2010 by _Huyton_ 26 Comments

Never have I ever came across a town as chavvy, horrible and bitter as St Helens. They do everything in their power to try and be scouse, and fail miserably due to their downright disgraceful accent and their awful dress sense. Dirty Kappa trainers, Gola Trackies, Mckensie, Henleys, Hi-Tech. Name any awful make, I can guarantee I have seen it in St Helens. They absolutely despise us scousers, so they say in their own small, unknown town, but once in Liverpool, they walk round with their heads down scared to say a word. I can honestly say, they are the biggest flappers in the world, and only act hard when in a big group in their own town.

Complete and utter scum of the earth, with the biggest chip on their shoulder about scousers. The place should seriously be nuked.

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26 Responses

  1. billy ball licker says:

    FECKIN SCUM CUM EDS. INBREAD PARR f**k EDS ,TIT DICKS, KNOB EDS

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  2. All towns and cities in the UK are the same. I am from St Helens, but I dont love it, but so what. You lot could learn something from CBEEBIES. SAME SMILE!!!

    Quit slagging off each others towns cities, there arent barriers between us so dont frigging build any, after all, “the higher you build your barrier, the taller I become…”

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  3. sir_cecil says:

    Dear Huyton
    You seem to have had quite a harsh beating in St.Helens judging from your ‘big lip’ surly tone.and to quote you”we wanna be like scouscers” now you didnt do your research very well did you smallminded mr Huyton?, because if you epitomise what”we” would like to be then your clearly deluded and suffering delusions of grandeur.Now then when it comes to taste tee hee i have been privvy to the inside of a few scouse homes in my time and the words garish.loud,brash,and indelicate spring to mind.On the whole i have met some wonderful people from Liverpool and live in the vicinity of many thousands of Liverpool people who think St.Helens is a very nice place so nuke us and nuke your scouse compatriots.Granted St.Helens has some grimey bits as does every town but it is also one of the ‘greenest towns’ with many woodlands,parks and country trails.And you talk about us(St.Heleners) as being bitter well talk about the kettle calling pot black you sound the bitterest little ingrate and to suggest we all walk around in second rate trackies shows where your fashion sense is focused geeeeze you really are a dead give away you transparent little pin head.Dont even dare to contemplate knocking our un-fake accent WE DONT WANNA SOUND SCOUSE AND NEITHER DO MOST SCOUSERS WITH BRAINS THEY SEEK HOME MADE ELOCUTION LESSONS YOUR DILLWEED ITS YOU THAT SHOULD HOLD YOUR HEAD DOWN WHILST TRAVELLING OUT OF LIVERPOOL YOU EMBARRESMENT TO ANGLO SAXON.THE TIMES IVE JUST CRINGED AND CURLED UP WHEN I HERE A SCALLY TURD RAMPING UP THE ACCENT “YEAH WE CAN HERE YOU,WE KNOW YOUR ERE WE CAN SEE YOUR CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER STOP ATTENTION SEEKING LOOK ILL DO U A DEAL ILL FIND YOU A DUELLING BANJOE HOWS THAT?

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  4. Yicker says:

    I used to live in Haydock, alas no more. However I frequently visit and regularly go to St Helens. It is not as bad as indicated by the nay sayers who clearly have alternative agenda’s to deflect attention from their own social problems. St Helens does suffer from a higher rate of drunken idiots stumbling between the very many drinking dens who cannot control themselves, but these are usually out of town visitors. Chavs are in every town but the higher unemployed areas suffer the most. If you want a clear representation of chav infested areas check the unemployment stats.

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  5. Lisa says:

    Kappa trainers and Gola trackies? Have you been hanging out by the YMCA with the bagheads? If so sort your head out … you say we despise scousers, maybe the minority that bounce into town begging for blowjobs we do hate .. but other than that i couldn’t care less. I walk around Liverpool like I walk around anywhere, head held high =) At the end of the day even commenting on this and giving you the time of day is a waste of my time because people have different opinions .. St. Helens is scruffy and i much prefer shopping in Liverpool, but even then Liverpool has its faults, snotty bitches, beggars and pervy lads

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  6. nearly local says:

    I think you sound more bitter than the st helens gangs you are referring to! I also add that if you are so aware of this gang land hatred, then you yourself must be a sad member of such a group who are exactly the problem in all cities. If it wasnt for the likes of you and youre gang warfare mentality, all the cities in the uk would be better places! Im pretty sure if you were a decent member of society, you would not be exposed to such lowlife, as I am not. I have nice, well educated, hard working friends in st helens and Liverpool. We manage to avoid bad places and socialising with ‘tracky’ wearing benefit abusers out of choice. There are plenty of nice places and nice people.. but maybe you dont have that experience as you are in the lower circle of society of which you are speaking!?

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  7. Paul says:

    i am from stockport but found it a total dive so have moved to st helens whitch i have found very nice and well kept yes parts are horrid but you get that evrywere you go. Thatto heath and eccleston are one of the better places to live i have found and as for scousers hahahaha people in st helens hate scousers they are scum i must say there are not as many chavs in st helens as there is in liverpool or manchester.
    I like st helens it has a lot of potential and i am now proud to call it my home and proud to bring my son up here ?

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  8. Cameron says:

    Your mother.

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  9. Becky says:

    OI!! don’t diss! i live in st helens and what can i say about liverpool is :
    YOU LOT ARE SCUMBAGS!!!!! COMPLETE SCUM AND THICK IN THE SCUM EYE HEAD!!!!!
    WE DON’T TRY TO BE SCOUSE WE ARE BORN WITH A ACCENT LIKE YOU SCUMS!!!!
    WE GOT CHANGED FROMN LANCASTER TO LIVERPOOL!!!!!!! AT LEAST WE DON’T KILL EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME AND WE HAVE RESPECTFUL SOLDIERS WHO GO IN THE ARMY!!! HAVE A BIT OF RESPECT FOR US!!!! YOU LITTLE SCUM THICKOS!!!!!

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  10. sammymantha says:

    St Helens isn’t as bad as it used to be. I’ve been living in Salford for the past three years due to uni, but everytime I go to visit my parents, recently there seem less chavs hanging out on the streets. Plus the police seem very much on the ball to what I’ve seen.
    In every town you go to, you’ll always find that there will be a lot of rough areas, even cities, but to say that the town is a dump I think is wrong. It has been done up around the town centre, and a new large medical centre that has been built looks great too. Obviously there is a lot of improvement needed (especially Parr and Thatto Heath) but overall everywhere looks pretty decent to me.
    It’s just a tad boring at times lol! Plus I’m not a lover of the nightlife there either tbh, but to say it’s full of scum is not fair.

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  11. James says:

    I hate St Helens with a passion. I lived there for a few years and went De La Salle. Worst accent ever who do take the piss out of Liverpudlians but run away if a scouser starts on them. Apart from that the town is awful and has no prospects. Saints are shit actually so is Rugby!

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  12. Solveit-UK says:

    LOL A scouser slagging any town off is funny. Scouse is a scumbag accent made up from all the shite that came in on boats. famouse food “scouse” a mixture of shite left overs from the day/week before lol. Full of theives (we know this because you takeour cars to get home) and as for wearing trackys as you call them well its liverpool thats famous for wearing them. Hey wack… wtf’s that about.? the lingos great i must say hehe.

    Im from st helens and when ever i go around the uk i get called a Scouser where i am very very quick to pointout im no scouser so dont try to say we want to talk like you f**ked up scumbags. even your children murder other children (no mention of which, poor jamie) So keep your f**ked up uneducated comments to yourselves you Unemployable scruffy twats.

    Very very funny to say we want to be like you lot lol lol and f**king lol again.

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    • sammymantha says:

      AMEN! LOL

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    • Becky says:

      your right there! we don’t try to talk like the scumbags! pfft liverpoolers are scum even southport is better than YOU!!!

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  13. Libs says:

    St Helens isn’t all that bad. The hating Liverpool thing is because of how the way most Liverpudlians react to strangers – not well. If you don’t sound Scouse in Liverpool, you are not included are people think they either should ‘batter you’ or just think they are better.

    St Helens is a lot more friendly to people outside the town as they don’t have a chip on their shoulder about where you are from. The town may be a dump, but atleast it doesn’t ring alarm bells if you are not from there.

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  14. Mr D says:

    It was alreet till they shut pits.

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  15. Wosser says:

    S Helens is a chav infested dump, just like Liverpool.

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  16. Rachel (: says:

    Fukin twats yee are wat da fuk is ur prob just coz chavs dont cut themselves nd headbang 2 scary music ! Chavs r fit so shut ur filthy mouths ye dum fuks!

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  17. emma says:

    strange how i live in at helens, don’t try to be scouse n have never wore trackies in my life lol. don’t catagorise us all cos of some dolite tramps lol xx

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  18. st.minnie says:

    First thing first…what you said about St.Helens is WRONG!

    One of the best things to come out of Liverpool these days is the 10A, which is often packed with chavs from there who come here to do shite…so all these chavs you are talking about in St Helens…half of them are your own! Besides every town has got Chavs. It’s just a sad fact of life. St Helens is hardly a unknown town for god sake! I love how u reckon we all have some massive problem with scousers…most of us haven’t. But plenty of scousers have a problem with us.
    Liverpool is definitely a better night out though! :)

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  19. Your rant about St.Helens is far from correct! St.Helens is well known town, due to its sport rugby. The “chavs” in St.Helens hate Liverpool, but others who are not chavs love the town. I am from St.Helens and I love Liverpool I live their now, and I can tell you that the corrotion which is the “chav” runs wild in your town as well as St.Helens, I walk strong and visible with my head high, when I walk through Liverpool.

    At least the people in St.Helens, don’t disown its own town, which area you may ask?? Birckenhead. Liverpool is only a nice place in certain areas, which I don’t hold against it.

    You should check your facts before you print anything which people are going to read. Also please redo the theme to this site, as trying to find the boxes to type in took effort.

    While I say this I must take thought that some people will be reading this to get a few of St.Helens, all I can say is as a night out, I’d advise against it. As a place to move it would all depend on which area your going to move to (much like liverpool, I live in Speke now, and in a nice area of speke, but I would not travel down the road into the next segment).

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  20. sasha says:

    i cant belive this i didnt think st helens was tht bad its deffo like tht were i live in stokie but i didnt think st helens was tht badtill i red this tho !! xx

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