Never have I ever came across a town as chavvy, horrible and bitter as St Helens. They do everything in their power to try and be scouse, and fail miserably due to their downright disgraceful accent and their awful dress sense. Dirty Kappa trainers, Gola Trackies, Mckensie, Henleys, Hi-Tech. Name any awful make, I can guarantee I have seen it in St Helens. They absolutely despise us scousers, so they say in their own small, unknown town, but once in Liverpool, they walk round with their heads down scared to say a word. I can honestly say, they are the biggest flappers in the world, and only act hard when in a big group in their own town.
Complete and utter scum of the earth, with the biggest chip on their shoulder about scousers. The place should seriously be nuked.
I live in St. Helens and know that there are just as many decent people as their are horrible revolting chavs so it is really unfair to lump everyone in the same category since Huyton has a much worse reputation and is often described the same way you have described St. Helens. Plus with the “chip on the shoulder” comment, I have never met anyone more guilty of having a chip on their shoulder as a scouser over every single thing that happens. The town is hardly un-known since it is home to the world’s biggest glass manufacturers, the home place to one of the biggest medicine manufacturer’s and home to one of the most popular rugby teams. In honesty I have been to Huyton and can safely say that there is not a single place in St. Helens that is anywhere near as bad as Huyton… I would actually rather live in St. Helens than Huyton and I am not really that fond of St. Helens in truth. Everytime I think of St. Helens I always think “small towns produce small minds” along with it. Not a very good impression really…
I agree! I have the unfortunate luck of having lived here my whole life, save for the brief three yr respite during my uni days. I despise the town and *most* of the people in it. The majority are inbred scum who can barely string a sentence together, let alone do anything else. The idea of earning a living seems to revolve around the women popping out a kid at every given chance and claiming all the benefits physically possible. I am forever thankful I at least don’t have that god awful accent that makes an American hillbilly sound like a PhD graduate. Nuking the town would in fact be a massive improvement.
Having spent most of life in St.Helens before moving to edinburgh, it’s fair to say it’s a f**king grim place. Some areas are complete no go’s and the town centre is so far behind it’s as if everything got stuck in the 70′s. The nightlife is allright for a laugh but I’d never take anyone not from the North West there too many scumbags that crawl out of the woodwork pumped full of ket and coke and ready to smack a sovereign ring into someones face that ‘touched’ their bird. Probably the worst thing is the plastic scousers from rainhill and huyton who try their best to act “scouse as f**k”.
Still at least there are some generally nice people if you look for them and North Eccleston, Windle and Rainford are pretty nice areas and don’t feel like there trapped in some northern nightmare.
Despite being shit, it’s better than living in Liverpool surrounded by scousers. Liverpool’s a surprisingly class night out but scousers are just the most arrogant, prickish, obnoxious and rude c**t’s ive ever met, and the accent just fills you with despair and hatred. Thank god St.Helens is close enough for a night out in Manchester, jewel of the northwest
c**t CUM SNIFF , TOENAILS UP YOUR BUM, TRIPLE DICK IN YOUR EAR, PARR BAGEDS SCUM CUM STINCKY SNIFFER. INBREAAD