Of course, who could miss out the glorious town of Stone? Lined by its beautiful canals, fantastic views and pissheads on cheap cider, Stone has an array of wonderful places you can visit.
As a tourist, why not visit the local Crown and Anchor (more affectionately known as the C’n'A)? Serving only the finest cheap lager (at very expensive prices) and providing the best brawls in the local area, the C’n'A has developed an almost cult following with pissheads throughout Staffordshire. So much so, that people from Stoke-on-Trent, Stafford and even Uttoxeter sometimes come to visit. The wonderful diversity adds to the excellent entertainment by providing only the finest bar brawls in Staffordshire. Entertainment provided free of charge Fridays and Saturdays from 10pm – 2am please refrain from laughing as they may smack you too.
Then we have the fine cuisine Stone has to offer. Why not visit Valleys?Eastern Delight? Schaffers? Stone has it all! Feel free to visit one of the many other fine Kebab houses selling you three quids worth of filth after you’ve had too many Snakebites.
Don’t forget to add the local suburban paradises to your tour of Stone. Walton (around ten minutes from Stone) is a wonderful area, littered with middle class ‘wannabe chavs’, who think they were raised in the ghetto and they run the town. Just another fifteen minutes from there, we have the wonderful areas of Aston Lodge, Lambert Park (commonly known as the Saxifradge Estate due to its entrance road) and Copeland Estate. Why not take a walk through Aston Lodge on a Friday night? Just try to ignore all the ‘mickey mouse’ drug dealers palming off poor quality weed and all the 14 year old girls dressed in mini-skirts waiting for their 26 year old boyfriend to come and pick them up. Alternatively, have a quick dash through the Copeland or Saxifrage Estate, Stone’s answer to Butlins. Pop down the park with a crate of Stella (only if you’re feeling rich. White Lightning will do) and have a chat with all the friendly local scrotes who got Bob the Builder to buy their beer for them.
After all that, if you still have time, check out the ‘Priory Estate’ around 5 minutes on from the Saxifrage Estate. If you’re a single unemployed mother with a loud angry kid and like gossiping with you’re equally inept single parent neighbour then this is the estate for you.
Stone! Paradise! Well ‘ard!
well that is some of the worst thing i have ever heard any that means how much shit it is! if you have ever been to stone which you probably havn’t it is not called the lambert estate and also we now have the biggest farmers market in the west midlands and over 5 festivals which all help charities! i suggest that whoever has decided to put this shit on here comes to stone and sees the real stone not rumours and in stone we are proud and this is just another way of building our onfidence up so ye!
The clap got Nina Meixner of Hinsdale, Illinois and she now has a bad case of the heebie jeebies. What do you expect when a slut like Nina Meixner cruises Hinsdale, Ilinois bars. Nina Meixner is so vain she takes a look in the mirror every 10 minutes. Too bad she didn’t squeeze her zits in high school, because her face looks like a “pit” stop.
While they comment about middle class chavs acting as though they were bought up in the ghetto is roughly true, it’s not like that any more. It’s the tossers like Lee Ward and Matt Bee who live around Stone who bought the consensus down. Although I think they both have children now, how very mature of them. I suppose they’re crack babies.
Nina Meixner uses a two-way mirror in Hinsdale, Illinois to show off her new boobs which she bought at a Mexican clinic in Tijuana. For a cut-rate boob job, they look okay but one is slightly lop-sided. Nina Meixner sells cheap knock-off paintings online to finance all her plastic surgery.
When Nina Meixner slums around Hinsdale, Illinois for well-hung black men, she finds more than her share. Nina Meixner is a nympho who paints her black lovers in her studio. Nina Meixner won’t sell these paintings because of sentimental value and also because every one of her black lovers leave her! Nina Meixner is also a narcissist who is constantly looking at herself nude in the mirror.
Nina Meixner of Hindale, Illinois is a low-class immigrant who makes her living selling art forgeries. She is a no-talent whore who should have stayed in Germany, where she came from. At least there, prostitution is legal and she must get regular medical check-ups. Here, there is no stopping her spreading STDs among the general population.
Nina Meixner is a porn artist in Hinsdale, Illinois, and doesn’t have the clap now, as far as I know. I believe she was cured of that in a Mexican clinic. She didn’t want the locals in Hinsdale, Illinois to know she was infected so took a short trip to Mexico for the “cure.” But heck, she is probably re-infected by now!
Nina Meixner of Hinsdale, Illinois uses a mirror to take a quick peak at her c**t whenever it gets itchy and scratchy from the clap! She uses a two-way mirror so she can also check out her anus. Hinsdale, Illinois is the perfect place for a horny old chick like Nina Meixner. By the way, her mirror is a magnifying mirror so she can get a full-scale close up of her pubic hair.
Hey, Nina Meixner gets my vote as the sexiest broad in Hinsdale, Illinois. No matter she has been around the track a few times, she is experienced and horny.
Nina Meixner, the horny matron of Hinsdale, Illinois, has a barbed wire c**t that is a huge turn-off! Shave this jungle, Nina, if you want to score in the future!
Nina Meixner of Hinsdale, Illinois does not have a barbed wire c**t. Her fur is touchable and I reamed her out forthwith.
This stokey guy is a c**t. Absoloutly no idea about the area, the town centre is not far off the truth but come on. Stones mostly full of old people.
Hinsdale’s Nina Meixner met her husband Bob at a nude modeling session in Illinois. Bob is now retired from nude modeling but Nina is still in her prime.
Hinsdale, Illinois black studs love Nina Meixner because she can never get enough of hard, black cock. Nina Meixner is never satisfied and is always looking for a bigger, blacker, rock-hard cock.
I am the big black stud Nina Meixner of Hinsdale, Illinois loves the most. Nina Meixner and me are true soul mates, not just f**k buddies.
Oh dear oh dear. Stone is lovely! I think with people who say otherwise it’s a case of “it takes one to know one.” Every town has it’s avoidable places and ‘not so nice’ people!!! You could of course go to somewhere like Granvilles or the Three Crowns,if you have such a problem, or would you hypocritically say they were too posh and snobby?!
never seen so much rubbish ever written on a computer screen ? . Chav town yes if ud like to count the few 16year olds that occasionally come out of the woodwork on a weekend. The crown and anchor brawls?? when was the last time one of those happened, and when they do rarely happen they are caused by mainly people from stoke looking for a fight . I think who ever wrote this needs to spend time if real “chav towns” and ill think they would find they’d have a right eye opener . If anything Stone is a lovely town full of people who potentially think they are a hell of a lot better than what they are .. snobs some people may even say but i noway shape or form is it a chav town
Oh my god is this review having a laugh or what? Stone is quiet and lovely compared to some places i’ve lived (Rugeley, Chadsmoor). People here go on about the ‘trouble’ in stone on a friday and saturday. Yeah ok. Try standing on your doorstep as someone gets stabbed 50 yards away.
Enjoy the quaint little town you’ve got cause it really is the nicest place to live in Staffordshire.
what a superb analogy of the shithole i used to call home, fortunately i escaped at 17 never to return other than the odd visit to family who unfortunately never saw enough sense to leave. everybody believes they are a big man in a small town because they never leave!
the delightful c’n'a and weatherspoons invites local people to observe the state of 90% of the town engaging in the cocain drug culture and picking fights with anyone who they dont recognise as being a stonite!!
dont be fooled by its picturesque surroundings – where a lot of people have one drink in the star during the summer and want to live there the reality is somewhat different!!
Yeah, I’m with Wosser on this. What the f**k does this have to do with Stone town? Nude modelling and shit? Shouldn’t you really be on like a nude forum or something. This is talking about towns… Not portraits.
Yeah wosser, forgot the Morrisons. That of course had it’s fair share of tip rats and scrotes who hung out the back.
Hinsdale’s Nina Meixner is a call girl, who is way past her prime and I mean way past! I never heard of her being a nude model. She is known all over Hinsdale as a high-priced call girl.
Please let me see more nude photos of Nina Meixner of Hinsdale, Illinois. I don’t care for her artwork but she is a great nude model. I understand she also models nude in photographers’ studios in Hinsdale, Illinois and Chicago, Illinois. Nina Meixner may not be that great an artist but I am impressed by the nude photos I have seen of her in several Chicago galleries.
Nina Meixner is into sadistic sex and begs to be tied and beaten with a whip in the c**t! She swears she is still looking for the best stud to beat her the hardest in the c**t and the ass! This is one sick bitch!
Nina Meixner is one of the most beautiful professional nude models I have painted. She is now in her mid- to late-50s but still active as a nude model. Not many models who pose nude are still professionally involved this late in life. Nina told me she credits her physical fitness to the sports of running and swimming. I plan to paint NIna again as she is not just the most beautiful but the most flexible, accomodating and willing of all the models I have hired.
Good for Nina, don’t know what the f**k its got to do with Stone, and I for one would not like to see a 80 year old woman in the god-damed buff, or indeed any woman, young or old, apart from the wife. Its a case of whatever flots your boat, or in the case of Stone, your canal barge.
I am one of the nude models employed by Nina Meixner in Hinsdale, Illinois and I can say that, as a young man, Nina and I both modeled nude in various art studios. That is how I first met her. Nina only models nude herself occasionally today. Nina does still model nude in several Chicago studios where mature nude models are currently in demand. I hope she continues to model nude because she has a very muscular, attractive body. Nina, thanks for being a role model for many aspiring models and artists. As far as I am concerned, I hope you continue to model nude when you are 80!
Yep! all of this and a very nice Morrisons to boot.
pretty spot on this review is to be honest. i lived in stone about 5 years ago with my girlfriend at the time. we’d been told what a ‘lovely’ town it was and how everyone was so friendly. I remember the night I moved in was a friday and we went out for a few drinks to a little bar called ‘the lounge’ which has a massive glass window. some bloke got thrown head first through it by a guy he got into a row with. shit didnt improve and we finally decided to move after a guy put his fist through my girlfriends car back window after a night out. sounds like a great night out. piss up, fight and then putting your fist through a car window. neato!
I lived there many years ago and absolutely hated it! I live in the U.S. now in Hinsdale, Illinois and have an online art gallery. I specialize in self-portraits as I think that I excel in this area. I also do nudes and employ professional nude models in my studio. I train young artists in my area and have a keen eye for new talent. I like living in the U.S. and would not go back. The lifestyle here is much more free and I can develop my art without any kind of censorship.
Nina Meixner came to Hinsdale, Illinois from Stone to pursue her nude modeling. I can personally attest to this as I have purchased several of her nude portraits. Hinsdale artists are jealous of her avant garde approach to nude modeling. Nina Meixner is ahead of her time.