Its been a few years since I left Carrick but I still travel back to see family and friends and f**k has that place went down hill ! Commercially it is a ghost town where upon entering you should put on The Specials record of the same name. The town center is a shit hole where all there is are cheap clothes shops and make up shops where Chavettes can buy some agent orange make up and cake it over their f**king ugly faces to make them into tango women. 14-18yr old Chavettes push hordes of kids in buggys that they have paid for with their child benifit ( me and your taxes ), sovereign rings sparkling with giant hoop ear rings which have been bought from Argos finest jewllers Elizabeth Duke, this along with a council face lift pony tail it just dont get any better in life…… Please dont forget the essential track suit bottoms with fat arse and gut hanging out the front with a hoody top and a feg hanging out of their mouths. There these loyal Chavettes will make their way to such distinguished places as Wetherspoons were you can get sloshed for a tenner. Up the street trying to double their dole money is Carricks finest Chavs in the bookies, pen behind the ear, white trainers, trackie bottoms and a skin tight T-Shirt when its f**king snowing or raining outside, what cunts!!
Down in the car park you have your slightly more up market Chav driving a 10year old Nova, Clio or some other shit heap that they have some how managed to obtain a loan for. With go faster stripes, a f**king giant exhaust on it making it sound like a f**king Formula 1 car and suspension lowered to a inch of the ground these really are stupid little cunts zooming round the car park like f**king Lewis Hamilton. The normal citizens of this once proud town have to put up with this shit.
Carrick basically is now an over spill of web slingers ( Chav, spides ) from Belfast and Newtownabbey and is getting worse. Try and walk home from a pub on a Saturday night taking a short cut through Shaftsberry Gardens and its like going on a f**king unknown mission in Afganistan as there are web slingers in every bush with their chavettes drinking cider and vodka and waiting for some un suspecting punter to toodle past half pissed before he is jumped on. As usual these little cunts are like Hyenas and only attack in groups NEVER one on one unless its against a OAP or a 8 yr old.
I could go on and give you more stories of this old town but it too depressing, still I suppose it still home !!!
I have been to ulster lots of times and have found the people warm and frendly.so much so my wife and i are thinking of living there.they always make us welcome when we visit and and like a good chat in the pubs,shop.at least they say hello and like a good laugh,unlike my fellow english,who i find off hand, stand offish, cold unfriendly two faced and never let you know what they”er really thinking and would stab you in the back as soon as look at you.I know more good irish people then i know english.So please if you are going to air a differance of opinion do so with out swearing,you ignoramus half wit.
dont come fkin back then,,,ur sorta people arnt welcome in this lovly seaside town,,the place is what u make it,,,and if wetherspoons is were all u visited then ur sad person ther is another 20 well respected pubs and resturants in and around the towncentre. if you go into spoons your obvisly not lookin for a good nite as thers only ever a handful of people in it.. shaftburys park u mention ther is gates round it and ther locked every night so dont be makin bullshit up when your fkin wrong,,now ur that sad you sat and wrote all you said fk sake geta life you dont live here so how would you no,,,,and btw c you didnt have the balls to leave your name sad prick,,and to the dic that said you get a beatin in spoons every night you must be a fkin prick and a slabber coz ther only 5r6 ole lads go in the place,,,so wat ur sayin is they do all the beatin fkin wind ur neck in.
mate iv seen mors justin beiber wanabys in chinos and hulster than chavs wise up who u think u are the queen thb she thought the place was so good she gave it as a present
what a prick for a start look at the town its changed . some of the people in this town are not CHAVS so how about u stick that up ur orange ringo and do 1 thank god whoever u are that u left this town should u not feel sorry for your family that live here what makes you so special ?? u lived in this town to for how long do 1 will ya
this made me laugh so hard as it is all true! Carrick traders have only themselves to blame regarding the lack of anything in carrick town centre – when the big names came the traders fought them off for stealing their business. (tesco’s kind of stuck two fingers up at them eh!)Carrick Council contains people full of their own self importance – they used to have the makings of a great town, now they are left with something cheap and nasty.
f**k spastic who ever wrote this hahaha fuckin fail thank f**k you moved outta carrick ya scum
What an utter load of balls, Have you even been to carrick lately?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is f**king beast congrats on writing this it was that good i think read it again hahahahahahaha
Iived in carrick for 15 years…. best town about… f**k ur comments ya prick
UP THE SOUTH EAST ANTRIM UDA …. f**k you have nothing better to do that sit and write about carrick , f**k you ya cunty ass lickin ballax , yeeha up the carrick ravers
Just came across this and feel quite angry. Lived in carrick all my life and don’t know a single person like discribed in this article. If ur gna slag it off maybe you should look a bit further in that just looking at the odd chav..you’ll find these everywhere. So go and find something better to do than ruin the reputation of a small town that is clearly struggling in the economic situation. Maybe a bit more tourism would help! Idiots.
Totally agree with your comments on Carrick. It is indeed a token shithole but it has all the attributes to be a top notch place if it wasn’t so full of f**king spieds and reprobates. Its at the start of the Antrim coast, has the history in the castle, a nice Marina area and of course Wetherspoons who do their special offer of a pint and a free kicking every Mon, Tues, Wed…….well every f**king night actually. What a f**king shithole!
“me and your taxes”??? Learn some grammar you Chav
I visited Carrickfergus away back in the early seventies. Nice wee town and the Castle was getting done up. I went back a few years ago to see the Orange festival and Lambeg Drums. For my wife it was her first reluctant visit. She disnae like bands and drums. She remarked that some of the fat women were like Lambeg Drums and it reminded her of being home in Glasgow. I was defensive of the people but my wife was right. I did enjoy my cheap fish and chips in Wetherspoons.