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Bognor Regis, West Sussex

Posted on: June 5th, 2011 by buggerbognor1 5 Comments

They should rename this town Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket. Awards should go to all the councillors, past and present, who knocked down all the buildings of character and replaced them by ubiquitous blocks of seaside apartments. Some bright spark in the 70′s also got rid of the sandy beaches, replacing them with pebbles. Bognor Regis must be the only place I know that has a clear class divide: the wealthy live in Flelpham and Middleton on one side of the town or Aldwick on the other, leaving the centre to ordinary folk. I can only conclude that the wealthy must do their shopping in Chichester (6 miles away). The result: schizophrenia in terms of demographics. Funny place.

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  1. anonymous. says:

    What a load of absolute bollocks! Bognor isn’t the best place to live in – granted, but where is?!

    I’m proud of Bognor – it’s home, and there could be MUCH worse places to live in. It is looked down on a lot, but if it was that bad, we wouldn’t have the rich, posh estates that we have here, and we wouldn’t have pop stars and actors buying houses down here, would we?!

    Yeah – Bognor does have its issues – drugs, chavs, Eastern Europeans, but it’s a lot better than other places.

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  2. SecretSteve says:

    I’m guessing pebbles are some sort of sea defence? They shouldn’t have bothered. Let the place flood and start over!

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  3. Georgiaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    Bognor Regis is a shit hole. Chichester is much better. Less crime in ‘chi’… hence why it is better

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  4. snobbychavhater says:

    Bognor Regis is looked down on and sneered at by the stuffy, arrogant, right wing bigoted snobs of Chichester, whether rich or not. These ridiculous arseholes, with their utterly unfounded air of superiority, think that because they live in ‘Chi’ they are better than people who live in Bognor. Best thing to do with Shitchester and its obnoxious inhabitants is to fence it off and make sure that decent people do not get ripped off, have their reputations torn to pieces by the malicious wankers who live there, or have their hopes destroyed by scum.

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  5. Meme says:

    Wow.. bognor used to have a sandy beach?! Why on earch would someone replace that with pebbles? *scratches head*

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