The cente of the town has one pub, all the others have closed it is such a s**t hole.
The only passion is pissing about, vandalism, threatening behaviour, and ponsing up and down in those silly little hatchbacks.Christ, who would want to spend several grand on a bog standard Fiat or a VW, only to make it look like s**t.
There is one or two areas where the scum reside, but the Housing Association responsible will hear no wrong.There are more baseball caps, huge Ali G style chains, and football shirts than I would care to look at, and lots of feckless slags who are too pissed most of the time to remember which uneducated knuckle scraper gave them a taste of shaft up the back passage.
These people are so stupid they think that they probably think that Descartes is an I phone application.The place has more thick Northern cliches per square mile, than one could wish to meet.The words hey up often pass their lips, but don’t come in to the town centre pub, and laugh, or look at them in the wrong way, or they will ,”ave you, you want some Dickhead”.To say that psycopathic tendencies arfe rife is an understatement.
The local school is inhabited by the kind of left wing drippy hippy that made everyone vote for Mrs Thatcher, and they let the little bastards run riot.There may be the odd one who will be a captain of industry, but not very many.What a dump.
Charlie, you started off having a go at Ossett but now it seems you hate the whole of the north of England. It seems to me that you work up north and probably get bullied at work a lot? I’m guessing you are probably a manager that no one likes because he is that far up his own arse and that amazed at how amazing his own little world is that he can’t see what everyone else can see (I meet lots in my job) but what puzzles me is how come someone that hates the north so much has to drive up here to make a living? I would have thought someone with your pedigree could pick and choose not only which city he worked but which country too?
Trousersnake.?? Not a case clearly of Descarte’s famous dictum ,” I think therefore I am”, for thinking is not his prediliction surely! What a silly pseudonym, so he obviously has trouble remembering his own name.It also indicates some sort of sexual prerequisite which obviously relates to his own view of his sexual prowess.
Needless to say to take seriously a drunken diatribe shows a lack of education in itself. Are your tattoos all spelt correctly Mr Trousersnake?[ how sad] .
Quesque vous ponsait aux sujet des travailles du Balzac?Vous etes un imbecile,mais vous ponsait au contraire.Vous etes possible plus fou possible???Apologies for the lack of accents, but unlike some, my preoccupation is not the internet.Trousersnake indeed, what a w****r!!!!
One or two is also not meant to be a statement of precise fact.One or two means what it says, it is a generalised statement indicating that there are several areas in question.
Therefore I would suggest that the person in question is trying to sound intelligent, but he is failing to achieve this, as I was not making a precise statement of the specific areas referred to.
There is a difference between trying to make a considered analysis and actually achieving it.Clear indication of the level of pomposity referred to.Plus I was somewhat drunk, owing to have to endure the arrogance of people who think they are brighter than they actually are.
Any grammatical mistakes will be due to the fact that unlike many of the comments, and their authors, a computer and mobile phone is not something I spend my entire life using, so as I think I have already said, I cannot be bothered before pressing the send button, as frankly who cares???
Since when did people from the North East say ay up. People in yorkshire maybe but not the North East. Are you making this up?
Last time I looked at a map, Ossett was between Wakefield and Dewsbury, which are both in West Yorkshire. I had a mate from Ossett who hated the place and couldn’t wait to get out. He joined the Met…
North East, Yorkshire, all the North East to me,, as her has obviously got who really cares frankly, was too pissed to split hairs on the night in question, and Horbrarian should get a life
That is not what I wrote frankly, either, getting too bored to care
North East, Yorkshire,who cares, all the same to me, just another Northern dump
The poster happens to originate from Nottingham. Hardly Wiltshire now, is it?
The poster actually does not originate from Nottingham, nor does he have a stupid pseudonym
Just checked outr Mr Horbrarian.He is a talentless tosser whose entire life is spent passing his half witted opinions, and peddling his third rate rubbish on various web sites on the internet.This person appears to be part of something called the ,”online community.”My guess is that he is a student at some third rate Northern college of further education, with an interest in playing his no doubt third rate derivative wailing to other people as half witted as he is.
No doubt he is also a rather silly little prat who appears to have a high opinion about his opinionated drivel, whilst getting most of his facts wrong!!!
Most of his life appears to revolve around Wakefield, a really rather nasty third rate little grot hole.The ,”online community”, “guitar forum”.?????Dear me. talking bollocks about things he, thinks he knows about, but in reality does not.Stupid Northern pillock!!!Get your facts right you stupid little tosser!!
And I just think he’s a southern ponce who can not make a living in Wiltshire as he’s a bit thick in the head, so moved to the north to find a job sitting on his butt all day trying to tell the locals what to do. If you don’t like it there, move back to Wiltshire.
Warren??? anything to do with rabbits?How is the s**t shovelling going???
Young master Cooke is clearly lacking in education (sigh) “The only passion” implies the singular ie: just one passion. “Pissing about, vandalism, threatening behaviour, and ponsing up and down” are 4 passions not just 1.
“There is one or two areas where the scum reside” – so young Charles, which is it, one area or two? it isnt that difficult to count.
Again, the counting problem. Perhaps if you took your gloves off and used your fingers? Try again.
Your pompous diatribe is as revealing as it is innacurate. There are no rules to the use of language.
This person, like a lot of the other comments come from people whose education is lacking.
The level of pomposity, and the arrogance displayed, come from people who have clearly not progressed beyond O level English.
Whilst sentence of construction is interesting if composing an essay or writing a novel, it is of no interest if the object of the exercise is to mock the sort of idiots whose main preoccupation is pratting about on the internet.I come down to whatever level is required, and the level required here is pretty low.Hence the colloquial usage.
Perhaps one should if accurate, for old trousersnake’s benefit, utilise a derivation of the word penser.[misspelt due to my lack of interest in checking the sort of rubbbish which clearly forms the greater part of his life]
Lest of course Mr Trousersnake be an expert on Diderot and the French revolution, with particular reference to the classical revival in particular through works such as,” The Oath of the Horatii”, as a symbol of political unity under the revolution.Or perhaps Mr Trousersnake can tell us all the difference between Chateau Pichon-Longueville and Chateau Barton.Or perhaps he would care to elucidate about how a pompous oaf gets what is coming to him in, “A Harlot High and Low”, or the the moral imperatives of the novel ,”Rouge et Noir”.
Perhaps Mr Trousersnake is also an expert on the work of Jean Cocteau.
Or perhaps he is just a jumped up Northern wassock.
Or to put it another way, get stuffed Northerners!!!!Of which unfortunately for Mr Horbrarian, and any other little git who has the wrong end of a rather distorted stick, I am not, nor have I ever been.
Even if one was from Nottingham, which I am not, at least it is in the midlands, and whether Ossett is classed as being in the North, the North East, or near Timbuktoo, it and the people in it, are still full of it, and their knowledge is as limited in its content as it is in its breadth, keep on trucking, or should I say van driving???