Hello ! Let me take you through a guided tour of some of the most memorable places in Southampton there are !!
Starting in WESTERN …. Beware of the many chavs that will try to rob you and also the ones that try to flog you the stuff they have just robbed off someone else !… I once met a 30 year old man in Western with no teeth… his choice entitely…he told me he had pulled them all out as he couldnt be bothered to brush them !!! TRUE ! I PROMISE YOU ! Make no mistakes ! Mabey you fancy a stroll down to Western shore for a nice swim.. just be very careful not to swollow any sewage that floats past you though !!!
Moving swiftly on to SWAYTHLING ….. Now, don’t be fooled by the name ” flower gardens ” There is nothing pretty about this place and beleive me, it most certainly does not smell of roses!!!! Chav and inbread heavan !! Full of pot heads, wizz heads and the occasional doke user ( for thoses of you that don’t know, doke means shit coke !)
Now just to round up this tour.. do you fancy a pint of stale .. oh, I mean ale down the BITTERNE PARK HOTEL !??? Take a seat on a variety of hole ridden filthy stained chairs with the insides coming out…. Have the pleasure of being served by the landlords lovely rough big ginger daughter and chat away to the men that have never gone anywhere in life to the men that are never going anywhere in life !
By: Emma
If you are going to take the trouble to slag something off, at least get the name of the place right. And it might be an idea to check over your spelling.
Have tryed to rate this with 10 stars, but there seems to be a fault as it hasn’t registered.x
That is possibly the funniest thing I have read all year ! Utterly brilliant ! Couldnt have put it better myself ! Thankyou for giving us all a good laugh, you had the whole office in stitches! Please write some more Emma ! X
As Jay says, “Weston”…plus not the “Flower Gardens” , It’s the “Flower Estate”. Seriously, if you are going to criticise at least get names right as it shows you know little of the areas of which you proclaim knowledge about. Just saying.
The young chavlings are the worst i honestly had a few of the scruffy llittle shits try to steal a recycling bin- yeah a bin, i know right. If there nogt sitting
It’s not ‘Western’, it’s Weston, you muppet.