Really great place for chavs, mainly because their parents are probably chavs as well. I’m amazed there aren’t more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the town bridge or dump a shopping trolley in the river which is already full of litter, just like the rest of the town. Also a really nasty smell of piss hangs around in the high street.
When the chavs go home they will spend most of the time bolting random crap onto a car that they think looks awesome, but is really just a pile of sh*t. Don’t even think of going here whatever anyone tells you it really is that bad.
By: Marty
Jesus H! There is nowhere worse than this utter hellhole. At least if you go to Stoke the threat of having the crap kicked out of you gives you something to think about. This place has nothing. No shopping, no nightlife, no culture, nothing. Walking the high street is like being in a post-apocalyptic town populated by wandering lobotomised mutants. Before they went bust, Woolworth’s was the best thing in the town centre. Imagine a shop that s**t being the best thing in town!
Chippenham is the only town in the country where it’s quicker to drive straight through the town centre during rush hour than it is to go round the by-pass. I’m not lying – try it.