Musselburgh is a town of some twenty odd ( very odd ) thousand ‘people’ which borders Edinburgh and East Lothian. The problem with Musselburgh is its inhabitants, who are largely ( but not wholly ) utter scum. How one wee town has managed to create such a vile puke of inbred ned simpletons is one of life’s great mysteries. From pensioners to children the track suit is the uniform. Obesity seems to be compulsory as are rotten teeth and s**t tattoos. The local junkie crew is massive and of course state subsidised at every level. Non pregnant teenage females are a rarity and it seems that misery is their badge of honour.
Children are dragged up and I am sure merely used as a vehicle for the retarded parent to get a roof over its head. The shops are s**t and the pubs are really really dangerous. Needless to say the locals are incapable of not spitting on and littering their streets so the streets are fittingly disgusting and dirty. Gangs of vicious teenagers roam the filthy streets causing nothing but trouble and more unwanted children in their wake.
Outsiders are viewed with disdain especially when it becomes apparent to the local that said outsider has white teeth, can string a sentence together, is intelligent and is not wearing a track suit – outsiders are often attacked.
In short, Musselburgh is spoilt by the inbred, knuckle dragging locals who deserve to have their benefits taken away despite the fact that they would then die because they are too stupid to actually be able to work. A chav town that is also actually quite pretty to drive through until you notice the ‘people’.
By: Dave
As a white-toothed, well-dressed, Oxbridge-educated Musselburgh girl who hasn’t yet spawned any kids, is married, owns three properties, speaks four languages and now works in a senior management position for a global company at the age of 29, I think that someone needs to get the facts right! Ok every town has their share of scum and Musselburgh is no different but to say all the locals are chavs? I am a local and certainly am no chav as are none of my many friends and family who also live here…..try checking facts before you write slander about people you know zero about. Total twat.
Your delusion knows no bounds.
On my next drive through your charming town I’ll keep an eye open for you, you’ll stick out like a sore thumb.
Get real and open your eyes.
Mussel beach,best part of Musselburgh,not to many stones or syringes,a place to relax,so called becouse its well known for homosexual body builders to work out,or rummage around in each others pants.f**king ace,not to sure about the plastic palm trees thow,or Franks ice cream stall,seen mice in their,he sweeps the droppings up and sprinkles them on top of kiddies 99s,tells em its choclate chips.Cockroaches to,thousands of em,I no,I put them there,through his letterbox two in the morning.Scum,nothing but scum,after what he did to that old lady with that broom handle he should have got a five stretch not community service.