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Brandon – A small town a few miles from an even dirtier scumhole (Thetford). Nasty anti social cretins roam the streets by day smoking their drugs and holing up in dissused childrens homes jacking up and fulfilling their life long dreams of being nothing more than filthy addicts. The town itself is extremely run down and covered in a vast amount of litter and always has a distinct smell of animal feaces throughout due to the farms that surround the town, although this obviously cannot be helped it doesnt make the place any more enjoyable to be in. Walking along the streets of Brandon is quite unpleasent due to the constant backlogged conjestion the roads have throughout the town, it is used as a rat run for drivers thus making the air in brandon considerabley dirty and virtually unbreathable most of the time. All in all if your thinking of taking a trip through the area  you  might want to rethink your route, Brandon is a disgusting little pit with nothing more than a desolate marketplace covered in broken bottles  and carrier bags, many bordered up shops, a Tesco with unfreindly and downright rude staff and the hooligans that gather there at night trying to look intimidating to the rest of the locals who have to put up with this poor little S**thole we call a town. 

By: MrNobody

2 Responses

  1. Barry says:

    My family have lived in Brandon since 1984. I don’t recognise MrNobody’s description at all. If I was feeling generous I’d say it was a ‘grotesquely distorted’ view of Brandon ‘for comic effect’.

  2. if says:

    This is completely wrong. This is not a true reflection of this town. Obviously this person had a problem in Brandon. This description does not do the town justice. The individual that made this post is obviously a complete (too polite to say)

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