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Crediton- Devon

Jul
26

I cannot believe that this sorry excuse of a town hasn’t been mentioned on here already.  With a population of around 7,000 people its no wonder they turn to a life of chavism! The town is on the outskirts of Exeter, its made up of wannabe chavs and chavettes. everyone sleeps with everyone, the women just have kids and did I mention that they seem to all sleep with their mothers, brothers, sisters etc.The worrying thing must be for the people of Exeter, cos these chavs are moving onto their patch.

Next you have the little boys with their suped up ‘Novas’ and racing around with their baseball caps on and tops off giving shit to people as they walk by. Nothing is safe unless its nailed down and then the scum manage to still find a way to nick it. Everyone knows everyone and its like an open house invitation cos noone knocks they  just walk right in. The highlight of the week is the karaoke hosted in the swan by some fat bird who clearly needs to stop singing and start exercising.

They all seem to love fighting, but never with their hands they always hide behind weapons, or blame the 13 year old down the road.

All in all a miserable chavy run down excuse for what could be a nice place.

Oh, if you want to fit in with the ‘local chavs’ just remember to call it Kirtonville, you mightfeel more at home.

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are chavs inbred (Portsmouth)

Apr
15

Have you ever noticed that most chavs are pig fucking ugly Portsmouth it seems has more than alot of places most of the women are fat tracky wearing slags(dont forget the food down the front) the guys are boss eyed wonky ears and rotten teeth the kids of the city are just as bad but they have the personality of an inbred pitbull raised for fighting , so where are the dads of these kids well the way the kids look i think the mum and dad are possibly brother and sister or father and daughter ,ok lets say im wrong on tht but look at what Portsmouth is its a small island of sorts with lots of people no one moves out of Portsmouth they dont know there’s a world out there (there that thick) people here grow up in an area of Portsmouth and stay there dont move out the area they even work in the area they where born drink in the same local pubs as there parents and relative over the years it becomes murky who is related to who so cousins become a couple have kids who then shag a cousin same thing interbred so as i say watch deliverance (an old film) you can see what the people of Portsmouth look like and find a mad pitbull to see how they act

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lord of the flies (Cosham, Portsmouth)

Apr
15
where do i began…well stopping laughing is the first step… description of cosham is so true its ironic ..we are not the only ones who have noticed..
norf eynd..(north end to anyone else) –
attitude = bullies, arrogant, rude, liars.
fashion = primark, peacocks, matching plastic handbags to cheap shoes and bags. creole earings from birth bought from argos to be pawned lots of times for their special brew in the morn.
language = innit aintcha swe`eties (silent t) wotcha whateva and any profanity you care to think of. caveman new more words.
hairstyles = pompey facelift for the females (shows off the creoles so nicely in the sunshine..bling bling!) same for the babies..so tight they have permanent headaches and bald patches ,,,children not allowed to complain,,recieve a good slap if they do!
males = caps which covers most hair but is allowed to curl out anderneaf (underneath to you and i)
diet = tennents special brew stella and cheap vodka..lambrini .. for special occasions lambrini cherry and kebab to be vomitted or strewn around the streets and im 20p short can you let us off
pets = any animal that makes them look hard..accessorize with studied collar and allow to mess the pavements
education = what they can claim and who is knocking off who or who `mashed` who on saturday night! knowing which is their left hand and which is right
family = mother the local bike arse wider than the bus so dont cross the rd behind these classy ladies father tattooed with `pompey` dots and portsmouth football club shield on calf. every other word beginning with f and ending in k
names = chelsea mercedes chardonnay tiffany ryan liam and any name that makes the scum sound like millionaires.
highlight of the week = primark peacocks saturday night drinking in the carpark getting giro through the post waking up not pregnant
employment = stealing cheese and bacon pawning argos gold selling anything they dont need shoplifting from peacocks and primark, mcdonalds on payday.
thats just an outline of the grandmas grandads parents babies etc, inbreeding having been rife and the after affects are still being felt today..normal people entering an abnormal twilight zone that sucks you in but does not spit you back out..trapped in a world that society has forgotten..lord of the flies..its a dog eat dog world and if you are not a rockweiler or staffy then you are nothing but a pimple on this pus filled island…inbreeding of dogs sold for 100`s is unregulated…but its an income and im sure they are paying taxes on this little venture… just to finish i have already warned my children that if we havent managed to leave this hell hole we volounteered to come to then i will lock them away forever if they think they are marrying someone who is a direct decendant of inbreeding then they need to think again..i will do time!!
finally portsmouth should come with a HEALTH WARNING: ENTER AT OWN RISK…IT DRAGS YOU DOWN AND SUCKS YOUR VERY SOUL FROM THE DEPTH OF YOUR BODY! ITS A HORROR MOVIE IN DANGER OF IMPLODING…OUTCOME …CHEAP KNOCKOFFS MIXED WITH GIRO CHECKS AND KEBABS SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE…LEAVING THE COUNCIL HOUSES STANDING AND THE OUTSIDERS ALL GONE..AN UGLY PLACE WITH UGLY PEOPLE!

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