Elm Park is a town in East London, in the London Borough of Havering. The town’s station is on the District Line of the London Underground in between Hornchurch and Dagenham East. I have moved to a small flat here from nearby Barking. My old neighbours from Barking are black and I still keep in touch with them as I happen to be good friends with them and still enjoy a good chat. However, I have recently been having to return to Barking to visit them instead as the local gangs of Elm Park that hang around that do not share the same opinions on ethnic people as I do, and my old neighbours have experienced racial ”bullying” on more than one occasion on their way home, in turn, feeling “frightened” to visit me which I find rather upsetting.

The simple way I find to describe an “Elm Parker” is as one of my other friends put it, “Cockney, loud, racist, BNP and West Ham United” – need I say more? Elm Park is definitely a town of decline. All the streets in this town from Elms Farm Road, Rosebank Avenue to Dunningford Close, Carnforth Gardens to Elm Park Avenue, Warren Drive and Diban Court (where I live) and of course ”Elm Park Hill” (what the entire town seems to be famous for – otherwise known as “East London’s Takeaway Central” where all the scum from surrounding roads mentioned seem to hang around) – i’l be leaving soon, for more reasons than one. Even as you journey into London as you go through Elm Park it is the first station where you can spot graffiti. Not only this but it is also the first station in London to have the need of classical music being played in order to try and stop the local hooligans from hanging around causing havoc on top of “The Hill” (which actually happens to be a BRIDGE????)

My ambition is to move to somewhere further out of London when I can get some money together – I want to get out of this dive.

Ah Bexleyheath. There have been several posts already on this wonder of a town, yet I feel that no one is summing it up well enough.
FIRST A POINT- IF YOU WRITE IN TEXT YOU ARE A CHAV. THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE. SENDING IN THINGS IN TEXT MAKES YOU AN ILLITERATE SCUMBAG THEREFORE A CHAV. THANK YOU.
Anyways Bexleyheath. Around the times of 10:00 to 2:00 it is generally pleasant enough. However after this time the clock tower and fountain area of the Broadway becomes filled with the dregs of society. You have young schoolchildren of many varieties, doing nothing except loiter and attempt to accquire cigarettes with the ultimate ice-breaker of “Oi! Got a spare fag?”. They usually can be found outside Costcutter asking people over the age of 18 to buy alcohol for them. If the child in question is female she will offer oral sex as an incentive for you to purchase their booze. If you decline you are then subjected to a volley of abuse, usually incoherent and amusing. After 19:00 on Friday and Saturday nights is where the fun begins. Young males and females make their way to RSVP where they drink far too many alcopops and then decide to fight each other/the bus stops/the telephone boxes/most inanimate objects that won’t fight back. The morning after usually resembles a flood of urine, vomit and discarded condoms. The cycle then repeats itself again.

This has to be one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo- towns ever.

It has everything. City planning designed for illegal motorbike riding, its very own Argos, KFC and McDiddles ‘restaurants’, a Ceaucescu-style estate, Wilkinsons, a canal to throw shopping trollies in, and rivalry with nearby loser hotspot Plumstead/Woolwich Arse.

The local councils have dumped thousands of rejected semi-humans there, and a load of moaning old people, pikeys, white van drivers, and even provided a pub (The Queen Alice) for them to get thrown out of. There’s a wide walkway along the river, for easy access by stolen scooter to all parts of Thamesmead, and it’s far enough away from any places of employment to avoid anyone having to work. I have a neighbour who claims he doesn’t work because he doesn’t have a driving license- and he’s a builder!

There is a large number of immigrants there, so that provides an easy target for hate crimes and random charvy thuggery. it also provides a visible scapegoat for the chavs to pin all the world’s problems on. Obviously these immigrants recognise the dossers for the worthless loser leeches they are, and will have nothing to do with them- except to retaliate once in a whilE to chav provocations and show them what violence really means. Chavs seem to think that walking around like a drunk rapper will intimidate someone who’s seen massacres in Rwanda, and that person will not make them cry in public with a couple of punches to the neck. WRONG!