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sidcup (the highstreet, the station, the sidcup ares near new eltham,albany park

Posted on: January 2nd, 2007 by admin 2 Comments

sidcup is a shithole..my local fish n chips shop got held at gunpoint, theres lds ov groups ov bois and girls all over the place settin cars alight, havin fights, smashin things, robbing ppl, even the albanians that come down from bromley come down to rob ppl, theres always kids lookin 4 fights all over sidcup and always ppl robbing ppl, bottling ppl, stabbing ppl bla bla bla

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Bexleyheath , chavs should live in a bin there

Posted on: October 19th, 2006 by admin 4 Comments

hi im 13 and ive faced chav problems 4 along time  , im goin to tell u bout the most chaviest part in the SE , bexleyheath broadway shopping center ,( broadway shit center more like ). In the center of the shopping center there is a fountain and a bus stop near by where flocks of chavs stand , because they are loosers , they stand there near girls talking about shit 4 as long as possible , but isn’t that obvious with many chavy school right nearby such as bexleyheath (dont get me started) , st columbas 9 (catholic school , yeh rite ) , st catherines ( cocky girls ) , townley ( slut academy), beths (my school ). After school 50% of all these schools flock to bh woth no purpose but just to stand there. Not only that but the shops in bh are feeding their chaviness, jd sports , macdonalds and much more. There is a skate park behind asda where me and my m8s used to go but now chavs with illegal drugs stand there mockin anyone who gfo there , so now theyve takin over the joint .There are no shops to do with rockers , just shitty just do it bags on every shop shelf . I WANNA BURN ALL OF  THOSE BAGS SO MUCH. The problem is that there is no more individuality anymore , people there are so two faced , tryin to act like something they’re not. Finally we’ve got so pissed that weve made a chav killer group , its called the ACK, anti -chav krew , or anti-anti krew lol. its a weird groupo really because we act like chavs at school takin the piss of wehat they do , like the way they talk , the way they dress , wearing caps and hoodies . but they know were takin the piss. But there are two rules to the group. 1 :you have to talk like a chav and 2: you NEED to wear a baseball cap . burn all chavs. keep britain tidy

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Sidcup: An incident

Posted on: September 27th, 2006 by admin 2 Comments
I’ts hard to tell where and when ‘Chavs’ originated from.  As someone in their thirties, I can remember the nineties being a relatively peaceful decade, with random violence kept to a bare minimum; well, compared to these days, that is.
Then, like some  mutagenic virus spreading through a disease riddled body, these burberry clad muppets suddenly appeared, ready and willing to spawn the next ‘wave’ of parasites to plague our lives. Sorry, I digress.
I remember an incident that occurred a couple of months ago in Sidcup. whilst enroute on a 286 to meet my girlfriend at the only non chav establishment in town, a group of these social inadequates stormed onto the bus and, like all chavs, gravitated towards the back seats, all the time making more animal noises than the inhabitants of Whipsnade Zoo.
Why do they do this? Is it an authority issue they have?
“Ooh, let’s be really rebellious and get as far away from the driver  as possible and still call him a c..t.”
These morons would have been more bearable if the one who possessed the group’s solitary brain cell knew WHEN TO GET OFF THE BUS. It’s usually a bus stop, kids. No, realising they’ve missed their stop, they surge down to the driver’s cab and demand to be let out in the middle of the road, at a junction; obviously not aware there are things called CARS driving by the space at speed where they wished to alight at.
Of course, when the driver refused their request, they eloquently utilised their educational prowess by calling him as many expletives their tiny minds could remember.  This went on for five minures, draining the driver’s patience, not to mention everyone else’s who shared the bus with these idiots.
One old boy, probably wishing national service was reintroduced, intervened on the driver’s behalf and told them to “stop arsing about”. This brave act, however, only meant he was the next victim of their tepid abuse.
When they finally got off and the doors closed with an audiable sigh, one little scumbag  put his face to the door and began the tiresome routine all over again; probably thought he was being ‘clever’ and ‘ard’.
Charles Darwin once wrote about evolution.  I think we’re seeing the first signs of ‘rapid degeneration’.

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Eltham – Chavscum capital of the universe

Posted on: April 5th, 2006 by admin 1 Comment

Me and some of my friends/family have lived in Eltham (SE9) for quite a few years now, which has slowy evolved into Chavscum capital of the universe. Eltham recieved widespred media attention back in 1993 after the racist murder of Stephen Lawrence, and since then the happy atmousphere of the town has been on a downward slope into obivion.

Britain’s peasant underclass, a.k.a chavs have inhabited Eltham for around 2 years now. These people are the lowest of all lifeforms, with no morals or use in life. They have no aspirations and don’t seem to want to do anything with their lives, except binge themselves stupid before dying at 30 of liver damage.

A friend of mine was recently beaten to f*ck during a confrontation with these parasites… what is it going to take to stop? For a town with such a messed up reputation (Stephen Lawrence), its youth residents certainly aren’t doing anything to improve it. These prats make you feel embaressed to be white.

The incredibly sad thing is… a chav will at some point read this and think that their lifestyle is cool.

-A 28 yr/o guy who wishes to remain anonymous
-Currently in search of a chav-free home somewhere in Kent

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London Borough of Havering

Posted on: August 22nd, 2005 by admin 11 Comments

I know that many people have included most towns (if not all the towns) in this greater London Borough. I thought I would make a collective viewpoint of how these chav / Ned / spidey scum start to take over. Firstly you have the central chavdom of Romford in Havering. With all these cloned town shops (JJB sports, Argos, etc) how could your average chav resist? Them at night, well Romford just becomes a place of small minded idiots getting ‘well bladdered’ at local establishments like the night club Time and Envy, where all 15 year old sluts are welcomed in by the purvey bouncers. Ohh and you may think chavs are age restricted to under 25 at the most, not here if you ever have the joy of looking in to the window of the bar Trax you can see 40 year old chavs trying to ‘chat up ‘ 15 year old girls. Also you can experience the joy of one of England’s longest running markets in Romford where you can pick up all the chav bling you could ever want. Then there is Elm Park the place where a man try to tell three chavs to not to use swear words in front of his children, they then beat him up and left the guy permanently brain damaged. Then there is Hornchurch where as another member of this web site said you can frequent the local Lloyds No 1 pub where the local chavs can drink all they want and then start fighting just outside the pub on the traffic Island letting any visitor to Hornchurch think she/he is in a war zone. If you do ever go past Romford train station, there is an electronic billboard and it quotes every now and then ‘Havering, London’s greenest borough. Instead of being pleased about being London’s greenest borough, chavs will got to local nature reserves and country parks like the Airfield in Hornchurch and set fire to as much of the bush land and woods for fun. Then there is the Mecca for chavs to live, the Mardyke, with many council tower blocks there and local 14 year old sluts offering a good time for as little as a ten pounds. Ohh and how can I forget Harold Wood where if you cycle with a helmet on, you get local chavs in their Ford Fiestas shout out at you as they pass you, to try to make you have a road accident. Also, you might as well visit Harold Hill whilst you are here, where if you stand at a local graffiti infested bus stop, you may get shot at by a chav passing by in a car with a pellet gun or a paint ball gun. For any more detail of the area including the other chav infested towns of Upminster, Collier Row and many more, just look in the weekly local paper, The Romford Recorder. This usually has all the listings of stabbings and beatings that happen in this lovely area.

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