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Sutton

Posted on: June 13th, 2011 by KarKid123 10 Comments

The other reviews about Sutton seem to have been written by teenagers who have had poor personal experiences of living in Sutton- they have not given a true and fair idea of what the place is actually like; quite the reverse! In fact, it is generally a very pleasant town within Greater London on the edge of Surrey, about ten miles from the centre of London. It has very low crime levels compared with most areas of London, with serious crime very low – in fact, out of the 33 London boroughs, only two have better (i.e. lower) crime figures. The only concern of any significance is low-level disorderly conduct, and this maybe what the other reviews are picking up on. However, the reality is that this is a well established middle-class suburb, within easy commuting distance of the city.  The main High Street has many up-market shops, bars and restaurants such as a really nice branch of Waterstones,  the UK’s first ever All Bar One and a branch of a small chain of four really good French restaurants run by the celebrity chef, Malcolm John – it’s called Brasserie Vacherin. Also the area is home to some of the best grammar schools in Britain, including Sutton Grammar School for Boys and Wilson’s. Last but not least, culture- vultures will be pleased about the two theatres, the Secombe centre in the centre of town and the Charles Cryer theatre in neighbouring village, Carshalton, a mile down the road. All in all, a very pleasant spot and well worth moving to!

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North Cheam

Posted on: October 1st, 2010 by bumhulio 7 Comments

Where to start with north cheam….hmm. first off let me start by saying that i spent the first ten years of my life growing up here in the early eighties, playing on the road with my friends after school etc etc and it was a generally nice place. Something has gone seriously wrong with this town! I Drive through the area nearly every day on the way to work in kingston and the first thing i get reminded of are the scenes from robocop were there are burnt out, derelict buildings etc etc and gangs hanging around left, right and centre.  lets start with the biggest building in the town, the dirty office building from the stone-age which has the queen vic pub behind it (shut down and boarded up) and every other shop below it closed as-well theres about 6 in total. the only reason they haven’t knocked it down is because of the shitty betting shop which is still holding out, of course this will never close because of the customers that go in there are 90% dole scroungers who have never worked a day in their life and spending it all on their betting. So the building will never get knocked down and main part of north cheam looks like a war zone. then there’s the carpet right building next to the closed down woolies which was set on fire months ago and is still boarded  up. speaking from some one who has actually been in war torn countries you could honestly mistake that whole area as somewhere out of Kosovo or somewhere very similar. then moving on from there you have the local mac’ds which is a major hang around for all the Virus  turd wipes in there tracksuits and nike hats and diamonds hanging out of there ears which look bigger then the ones on my chandelier in my house, who will try to start on you whilst being completly unprovoked because you looked at them!. Not to mention the more advanced version of this virus the so called “boy racer” in his 1.0 VX corsa with an Exhaust that is bigger then a drainpipe! who tears it up and burns out the tyres on the asphalt. Then almost opposite you have the poormans pub (weatherspoons) which is full of either underage pregnant girls or Steroid taking thugs who wear t-shirts that are two times to small! theres never any mix. moving down heading in to Stonecot isn’t so bad and begins to look more like a developed country! although there is a housing estate down there which is a spawning ground for all that is wrong with this country!. If i could have one area to be demolished and properly sorted out it would be north cheam! it used to be such a great place full of childhood memories and now its a dive! and if u don’t believe me about the war torn part then take a drive through and see for your selfs, just remember to lock the doors.

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Surbiton and Tolworth, what has happened to you?

Posted on: March 10th, 2008 by admin 5 Comments

When I was a nipper, Surbiton was a nice place to be. The locals were all friendly, buying stuff was easy, and I liked the area very much. Yes, that was then of course. Now all I want to do is get away from it.

There are a number of housing estates in nearby Kingston, and thanks to the Oystercard, the Chavs can roam free enjoying Tolworth Broadway and Surbiton’s Victoria Road. The normal chav facilities can be found in Surbiton, Macdonalds, KFC, a former Poundshop which made the best decision of its life to call itself the £1+ Shop, but not much else. So a main day for the chavs is going to"Maccy D’s" and then to KFC before the usual fag-cadging. There are enough parks around to keep any chav satisfied from slapping someone or to keep a chavette waiting for month number 9. However a general precaution(toddler or small dog) will scare them silly. 

Then there’s Tolworth, which seems to be in my opinion even worse. There’s no MacDonalds, in fact there are barely any fast food chains, so the chavs will make do with a Pizza or a Kebab before going to their "Hangout", a vast series of underpasses above the A3. This provides a great area  for dangling pebbles(Chavs are too scared to use bricks of course) above the passing cars, as well as also trying to mug you in the underpasses.
Bar the bowling alley, there is little unchavvy about Tolworth, except there are no Burberry stores nearby. Think you’re in trouble? Never ye mind, you can spot a chav here a mile off. The traditional etiquette here is blindig whiter-than-white clothing all year round, so if you are anywhere around London, you will spot a chav from these areas instantaneously. Rotten eggs and bricks for these moments are also cheap. Get your hands on some now!

Now you know why the theme parks keep their prices up around these areas, and why the 99p stores are becoming less and less frequent. Now you should be able to figure out why there won’t be any large Tesco currently. Perhaps sometime the area will be completely cleaned out. But hopefully then I will be living elsewhere. Not Essex.

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sidcup (the highstreet, the station, the sidcup ares near new eltham,albany park

Posted on: January 2nd, 2007 by admin 2 Comments

sidcup is a shithole..my local fish n chips shop got held at gunpoint, theres lds ov groups ov bois and girls all over the place settin cars alight, havin fights, smashin things, robbing ppl, even the albanians that come down from bromley come down to rob ppl, theres always kids lookin 4 fights all over sidcup and always ppl robbing ppl, bottling ppl, stabbing ppl bla bla bla

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Bexleyheath , chavs should live in a bin there

Posted on: October 19th, 2006 by admin 4 Comments

hi im 13 and ive faced chav problems 4 along time  , im goin to tell u bout the most chaviest part in the SE , bexleyheath broadway shopping center ,( broadway shit center more like ). In the center of the shopping center there is a fountain and a bus stop near by where flocks of chavs stand , because they are loosers , they stand there near girls talking about shit 4 as long as possible , but isn’t that obvious with many chavy school right nearby such as bexleyheath (dont get me started) , st columbas 9 (catholic school , yeh rite ) , st catherines ( cocky girls ) , townley ( slut academy), beths (my school ). After school 50% of all these schools flock to bh woth no purpose but just to stand there. Not only that but the shops in bh are feeding their chaviness, jd sports , macdonalds and much more. There is a skate park behind asda where me and my m8s used to go but now chavs with illegal drugs stand there mockin anyone who gfo there , so now theyve takin over the joint .There are no shops to do with rockers , just shitty just do it bags on every shop shelf . I WANNA BURN ALL OF  THOSE BAGS SO MUCH. The problem is that there is no more individuality anymore , people there are so two faced , tryin to act like something they’re not. Finally we’ve got so pissed that weve made a chav killer group , its called the ACK, anti -chav krew , or anti-anti krew lol. its a weird groupo really because we act like chavs at school takin the piss of wehat they do , like the way they talk , the way they dress , wearing caps and hoodies . but they know were takin the piss. But there are two rules to the group. 1 :you have to talk like a chav and 2: you NEED to wear a baseball cap . burn all chavs. keep britain tidy

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