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Rendlesham

Posted on: January 18th, 2012 by admin No Comments

rendlesham is a random estate near woodbridge which used to be for US air force people to live. but now they have left it is just a shitey housing estate. it used to have a mall, burger king, swimming pool, bowling alley, theatre, gym, cinema. now all its got is a costcutter and a primary skool. it is a pretty g place to live there is blood on the old angel theatre building where someone tried to punch thru the glass and there is also a wierd cult who have the specially made houses for them and these are the nicest houses in the estate. it is run by some wierd scouse kid called thomas XXXXX who lures innocent young girls off the street and mates with them. so people hav no choice but to become skanky chavs so he is not attracted to them. they normally spend their days riding bmxs thru costcutter whilst filming on phones and then a relaxing evening drinking fosters in the park or having bonfires in the whole. nearest police station is in woodbridge which is being closed down soon anyway so u can basically do wat u want in rendlesham i murdered 12 people this morning and no one minds infact i got a medal at the blue lagoon lounge bar which is the heart of rendlesham community
By: lloyd banks

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Hertford

Posted on: November 28th, 2011 by admin 3 Comments

This town is small, very small full of nice buildings but unless you either want a haircut, to get pissed or eat it’s useless. The place is dead during the day, more shops closing down than opening, when they do reopen its as a hairdressers!! There are only so many haircuts you can have. Bonus is that the place is on a train link into London.
By night the girl chavettes come out in (flood in from Essex) heals so high they struggle to walk, often tipping over and head butting the pavement or local shop front. They have more makeup on their faces than can be found in Superdrug and Boots combined, they generally speak another language using words like ‘realm’ which to me means a pack of paper! They proceed to move from bar to bar like a plague, mouthing off, spitting (guys to), abusing passers buy and being predictable in their choice of bar/club. The guys that are out are so vain they choose to spend an evening in one of the 18 hairdressers having s brush up, walking around with aftershave so strong they are like walking glade plug ins on max.
On the whole the place is fine for a night out if you choose your pub wisely, nice walks along the river but its so small and dull! And completely overpriced for what you get.
By: Tom

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south oxhey

Posted on: October 19th, 2011 by admin 7 Comments

South Oxhey, well where to start? I am scared to walk down to get a take away, because of the ammount of youngsters that sit out side it impersonating whoever they want, if anyone dares stand up to the youths they reply, “come round the corner where there are no cameras and you’ll get cut up”. The things they do are wild, you see them all go into shops in a pack and just fill their pockets, as if they were on there own.

This is just on weekdays, when it hits friday the trouble starts. They sit outside the local chicken shop in numbers up to 20, if a bunch of boys walk past wearing a differnt style of cloths, they follow them and demand phones, money and there cigarettes, if they say no its simple, they all surround and beat them up.

This is just what they would call ‘minor’ stuff. When they had trouble with people from another estate, there was about 40 youths standing near the local train station, the fight never happend as there was too many police not letting them stand there, riot vans,dogs,on foot officers waited for it to settle down and eventually it did.

Some of the teenagers seem to feel the need to invade someones home and rob all of their possessions, i think there was 71 house robberies in one year, it makes me feel unsafe at night, i never know if they are coming through my door next.

Recently a little fight broke out in the precinct between 2 youths and 1 male from the local pub, the boys were making too much noise for the man and he tried to tell them to be quiet. What a mistake, the poor man got hit with a bottle over the head, repeatedly hit in the face and that was not enough one on the brutal youths stabbed the man in the throat with the spiky glass shards. Police were called to the scene, but the boys had long gone

Just a bit before that on a weekday in the school holidays, a gun shot was fired two times, police rappidly responded to the shots but no one was found at the scene.

As the years go on, the place seems to be getting worse. Guns are making there way down and i fear the up and coming generation of teenagers are the ones guns will fall in there hands, hopefully i will have moved estate where it wernt so animalistic its almost a jungle down here my advice when you are comming south oxhey be aware.

By: annoumously

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WARE, HERTFORDSHIRE

Posted on: October 4th, 2011 by admin 3 Comments

Well, Ware is a beautiful market town by day………But as the darkness comes, sure enough the chavvy hood-rats come out. Big group normally in amwell end by rail crossing, ‘chavvin it up’, shouting “bruc bruc, gimme a ten bag bruv innit blud”. f**king chav cunts…always trying to intimidate the commuters as they walk home. And there is a couple of chavettes with them, who no doubt have had a rogering from all the little cunts. The older chavs hang out in their chavmobiles in da car park where charvills was, revving up and playing wannabe bad boy rap music out of their saxo’s and clio’s. all smoking drugs and saying ‘wassup ma nigga, innit bruv innit bruv bruc bruc blud’. I’d drown the cunts myself.  bastards

By: simon

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BEDFORD

Posted on: September 17th, 2011 by admin 5 Comments

Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement is an assault course of buggy’s loaded with LIDL’s bags, driven by angry (SO angry) faced ‘girls’ with a half smoked B&H (silver) dangling from there lips.

Welcome to Bedford.

From my second storey Bedford Bedroom I heard a live version of the ‘Jeremy Kyle’ show being played out for the benefit of me and my neighbours at 02:26, this morning.

Our principal players were Lewis, Aiden and an unnamed chavvy female. All were about 18.

Lewis (apparently) doesn’t care if his girlfriend ‘gets f**ked by some bald guy’ because she’s a ‘f**king WHOOOOOOOOORE!’. Aiden, meanwhile, is trying to calm Lewis down with ‘a burn’

Aiden doesn’t think ‘she should play him like that’ but she doesn’t think Lewis should’ve ‘done him in’ (does this mean murder!?) Apparently, Aiden tried his best to ‘hold him back’. *Lewis has exited stage left for a kebab*

No-name-chavvy-female has been left on her own to cry, as Aiden has followed Lewis to the kebab shop. (Gay liaison..? No.) Now the loud black men have gone, my neighbour shouts at her to ‘have some more respect’. She just weeps and suckles her WKD. (blue)…

This, or something like this happens every Thursday/Friday and Saturday. There are (usually) two men to every girl. Lot’s of throaty shouting. Slang terms I can barely figure out.

It’s never ending.

It’s hell.

By: CRAKE

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