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Hertford

Posted on: November 28th, 2011 by admin 3 Comments

This town is small, very small full of nice buildings but unless you either want a haircut, to get pissed or eat it’s useless. The place is dead during the day, more shops closing down than opening, when they do reopen its as a hairdressers!! There are only so many haircuts you can have. Bonus is that the place is on a train link into London.
By night the girl chavettes come out in (flood in from Essex) heals so high they struggle to walk, often tipping over and head butting the pavement or local shop front. They have more makeup on their faces than can be found in Superdrug and Boots combined, they generally speak another language using words like ‘realm’ which to me means a pack of paper! They proceed to move from bar to bar like a plague, mouthing off, spitting (guys to), abusing passers buy and being predictable in their choice of bar/club. The guys that are out are so vain they choose to spend an evening in one of the 18 hairdressers having s brush up, walking around with aftershave so strong they are like walking glade plug ins on max.
On the whole the place is fine for a night out if you choose your pub wisely, nice walks along the river but its so small and dull! And completely overpriced for what you get.
By: Tom

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south oxhey

Posted on: October 19th, 2011 by admin 6 Comments

South Oxhey, well where to start? I am scared to walk down to get a take away, because of the ammount of youngsters that sit out side it impersonating whoever they want, if anyone dares stand up to the youths they reply, “come round the corner where there are no cameras and you’ll get cut up”. The things they do are wild, you see them all go into shops in a pack and just fill their pockets, as if they were on there own.

This is just on weekdays, when it hits friday the trouble starts. They sit outside the local chicken shop in numbers up to 20, if a bunch of boys walk past wearing a differnt style of cloths, they follow them and demand phones, money and there cigarettes, if they say no its simple, they all surround and beat them up.

This is just what they would call ‘minor’ stuff. When they had trouble with people from another estate, there was about 40 youths standing near the local train station, the fight never happend as there was too many police not letting them stand there, riot vans,dogs,on foot officers waited for it to settle down and eventually it did.

Some of the teenagers seem to feel the need to invade someones home and rob all of their possessions, i think there was 71 house robberies in one year, it makes me feel unsafe at night, i never know if they are coming through my door next.

Recently a little fight broke out in the precinct between 2 youths and 1 male from the local pub, the boys were making too much noise for the man and he tried to tell them to be quiet. What a mistake, the poor man got hit with a bottle over the head, repeatedly hit in the face and that was not enough one on the brutal youths stabbed the man in the throat with the spiky glass shards. Police were called to the scene, but the boys had long gone

Just a bit before that on a weekday in the school holidays, a gun shot was fired two times, police rappidly responded to the shots but no one was found at the scene.

As the years go on, the place seems to be getting worse. Guns are making there way down and i fear the up and coming generation of teenagers are the ones guns will fall in there hands, hopefully i will have moved estate where it wernt so animalistic its almost a jungle down here my advice when you are comming south oxhey be aware.

By: annoumously

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WARE, HERTFORDSHIRE

Posted on: October 4th, 2011 by admin 3 Comments

Well, Ware is a beautiful market town by day………But as the darkness comes, sure enough the chavvy hood-rats come out. Big group normally in amwell end by rail crossing, ‘chavvin it up’, shouting “bruc bruc, gimme a ten bag bruv innit blud”. f**king chav cunts…always trying to intimidate the commuters as they walk home. And there is a couple of chavettes with them, who no doubt have had a rogering from all the little cunts. The older chavs hang out in their chavmobiles in da car park where charvills was, revving up and playing wannabe bad boy rap music out of their saxo’s and clio’s. all smoking drugs and saying ‘wassup ma nigga, innit bruv innit bruv bruc bruc blud’. I’d drown the cunts myself.  bastards

By: simon

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oh dear Hemel Hempstead

Posted on: July 31st, 2011 by admin 5 Comments

Hemel Hempstead is not a shit hole itself , its mainly the people that have made it shit hole. You will find with the people here they are absolutely nuts, popping out babies at a young age, not knowing who the father is and smoking weed. You come here and the dimwits that are on Jeremy kyle are walking the streets, throwing rocks at cars and having postcode wars this is Hemel NOT London. Now I’ve been to jumping jacks once thank god, jumpin jacks the place is full of crack heads about 20 people in there, all of there face. The girls looking like men and the boys well looking like chavs, i don’t know where these lot got there good looks from? maybe they’re related alot of incest going on here. Even the older residents here have no manners pissing in shops and quickly walking away or down the middle of the bus. And in the town you will find chavs outside mcdonalds “hangin wid da mandem” trying to steal some persons bike or a packet of crisp out of poundland. I’ve even seen a man sitting on the swing by himself touching his bits whilist little kids play.

great……

By: louise

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Bearwood High Street

Posted on: September 6th, 2007 by admin 3 Comments

Since the demise of Safeways and the introduction of Aldi-Bearwood has become a mecca for Big Issue sellers,dogs on strings,hooped earrings the size of car tyres , Sovereign fags and rings and of course fake lacoste clothings.
You got a pound to make a phone call?, spare change …you c**t,etc are familar crys along this once prosperous shopping centre.Fashion must have for this season is a rabid dog(no,not their female relatives-of which there are many) -be advised if you have small children that they will be mauled and biten as the inbred scum have no control over the beasts(no ,not their female relatives..)
This is a multicultural area and as such it is not just white trash that has been affected by the disease of C.H.A.V. -counterfeit Nike 360 and fire hazard trackie bottoms are a Bennetton advert for the excrement that has taken hold of a area that was once called “the tenth best place to be stabbed in”.
Hungry? no problems there-this High Street contains more shrines to MRM(mechanically recovered meat) than anywhere in the western world-of particular note is Neelams kebab house-open 24hrs-special offer chips,rat meat in a tray and free can of Panda pop 2 pounds only. Or for pigeon meat try Sams Chicken and ribs-be careful as you may end up eating part of the staffs limbs as they are always under the influence of the homegrown skunk that has infested the vicinity.
You are safe as long as you are under 50 or over 10-otherwise the tattooed faced plastic gangsters will have your purse before you can say fake Burberry

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