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WATTON AKA “WOO TOWN”

Posted on: December 30th, 2010 by david h 5 Comments

I have recently moved to watton at first i thought it was ok and then i went out for a night down the pubs with some old mates from norwich and as soon as we said we where from norwich they started hitting us and chucking pints over us in the pub they where kicked out and we had to be escorted out by the police….they then followed us home and smashed my windows and rolled my friends car not 1 car but 3 cars!!!!……the next day i toldmy uncle who lives here and he wasnt even shocked i was stunned……every night there are little shits around town either spray painting , pissed off there head, randomly beating people up or just terrorising anyone who is not from watton…u can go to lovell garden estate to be greated by 100 chavs scattered about the alley ways and not greated nicely trust me…or you can go to stokes estate where my uncle lives ( y i dont know? ) which is okay in the day but at night time is full of louts drinkin at the park and pissing off everyone who is within eye distance……but the worst place is the town centre as the kids and even the “adults”dont like outsiders and once theyve have 20 stellas will destroy ne outsider who gets in there way!! …..i have been here  for 3 months now and i thought things would get better as they could of been a one off but let me tell you it just get worst there is usualy a fight everyday in town centre and there has 3 stabbings since ive been here so i can honestly say im going to be moving lol…thanks,

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Kings Lynn

Posted on: November 8th, 2010 by Izzay 7 Comments

Ah yes, I have unfortunately lived in this shit hole for 15 years. Okay it is not the worst place in the world, but I would say it’s not exactly the most pleasant of places. Kings Lynn is over run by Chavs and their small mindedness. Lynnites have their very own walk and swagger, and the Lynn accent is very harsh, cross between Norfolk and something completely different. Look out for parts of Kings Lynn such as Fairstead, South Lynn, North Lynn and Hillington Square where the chavs congregate to get ‘blazed’ and pissed on Special Brew talking about a load of crap. Now doesn’t that just sound fun ? Kings Lynn has several large families, all kinda inbred with each other and all related to each other one way or another, and all have the same way of thinking and living. No one is allowed to be different, we all have to wear hooped earrings with a lovely pair of tracksuit bottoms tucked into an even lovelier pair of dated England socks, as they hope, sixth months on, that England will win the world cup next time round in 2014 when its inevitable that they won’t. No one is allowed to like different music, it must be chart music or Dubstep, or no music at all. Going to school and getting a job is the last thing on a Lynnites mind and don’t dare venture out of the ‘magical world of Kings Lynn’. Of course, not everyone in Kings Lynn is like this, and some parts can be deemed as okay, and being negative isn’t going to help a matter at all. But to me, this generalisation is what springs to mind when I think of my home town Kings Lynn.

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North Norwich

Posted on: August 1st, 2010 by Garack 17 Comments

With the historically dangerous Woodcock road estate in the south of North Norwich, the ‘gray’ area of Mile Cross’s Semen Towers next door, and the Chav estate that is Ives Road to the north, anyone wanting to live privately in this area avoiding such lovelies as bony-white-faced drudged up shits, should look elsewhere. Anything goes here, from large scale steal thefts from local business [1], to the thieves and ASBO junkies in Ives Road Pennyroyal [2], and domestic violence ringing out at night in the Woodcock estate.

Police are a rarity unless you have an overdue parking ticket. I rented a property in this area for 8 months and made a list of my observations for the record.

* Loud music
* Youths milling about
* Adults drinking in the streets
* Drunk revelers
* Fights
* People milling about in the shadows
* Never ending DIY
* Skivers from school
* The workshy and aimless
* Bullying and racism openly in the street
* Shouting, swearing in the street
* Quiet families forced out
* Rubbish in gardens
* My bike stolen
* My parcels stolen
* Aggressive driving
* Garden trespass
* Dogs barking at night and running wild
* Late night parties
* Fireworks off season
* Noisy kids
* Children crying their way to school
* Cats howling for hunger
* Drugged up manic adults
* Openly smoking cannabis
* Wife beating in street
* Domestic arguments

The Norfolk Constabulary website profiles Norwich north and the surrounding estates which summarizes just nicely.

“There are areas within the Mile Cross, Catton and Fiddlewood (Ives Road) neighbourhood that are amongst the most deprived in England and, as with any urban area, there are a number of policing challenges. With the large amount of people living in the area there are a number of issues including drug misuse, criminal damage and anti-social behaviour.”

See you on the street corner!

* References:
Details from publicly accessible information.
[1] www.norfolk.police.uk/saferneighbourhoods/myneighbourhood/milecrosscattonfiddlewood.aspx
[2]  http://bit.ly/9WKTFy [EDP 24 News]

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Norwich and it’s litter tray newspaper.

Posted on: January 8th, 2010 by

Norwich is wonderful, historic, interesting city. However Norwich is ruined by its inhabitants, who are mostly inbred, by development, which is mostly shite, by the police who are mostly scum or hired hobbybobby pcso cunts, by the council who are all crooked cunts, by migrants who are turning our historic streets and shops into baazaars, and most of all by our old “fighting for norwich” friends, the eastern evening news. What a f**king joke this shitrag is only of use to line a cat litter tray, headlines like “MAN SPILLS TIN OF PAINT” do not make a newspaper, it’s a f**king gossip column of morons who’ve been in court and how f**king wonderful the courts, the pigs, the corrupt council, cctv, the shit buses, the shit trains, the road system, and new f**king development is, when it is really just a pack of lies used to entice idiots to move to norwich to bring in extra revenue (backhanders) and perhaps make norwich a little less inbred.

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Diss

Posted on: February 22nd, 2009 by admin 10 Comments

This is one of the worst towns for chavs to be roaming about in there hurds. At night when everyone is asleep in there beds, when the sun goes down and the night draws in the streets are crowded with drugged up chavs and there ho’s. They usually hang about in the mere park and morrisons car park, revving up there cars and driving around the car park like the idiots they are. There chavs in the cars always pick up little skinny and munty teenagers, with there crappy music blasting out and there stupid voices and talk. The worse place to go on your own is the park as there is always loud mouth chavs and ho’s shouting and doing there “Graffiti”. Speaking about graffiti they always use stencils to do there matser pieces of work. There is always chavs hanging around the high school gates shouting and making them selfs look hard by picking on little year 7 – 8s. The worse that any of them can do is look at you and say “What you looking at” Some people have stood up to them and these people are old grannys and little kids in prams. They get lost when they are walking alone and when they are disbanded from the hurd. Once a chav fell over the rest of the chavs laughed at him and said “init bruv that funny man” The  scariest thing i have encountered was 3 chavs walking towards me with there ho’s and shouting and moaning and doing there “Hardman walk” which to me and others looks like they have shat themselves.

Hope to see all chavs in Diss die, this is brapping keeping you up to date with the latest. The percentage of Chaviness for this place is 900%, it literally goes off the scale.

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