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scummy seaside (Blackpool)

Posted on: January 28th, 2012 by admin 1 Comment

Blackpool, although you may think it’s a jolly seaside resort with candy floss and donkeys, is a scumbucket for the transients who come here to draw benefits in a holiday resort instead of an inner city. go back a few streets from the prom, and you will see the deprivation, the ghettos and the scummy pubs that make up the REAL Blackpool. It’s a town full of chavs, career benefit scroungers and don’t get me started on the drugs and crime. It’s full every weekend of idiots that get so drunk they cant control their bladders – yes, women too, and middle aged women with messages such as ‘I’m up for it’ (Yuk) emblazoned on T shirts across their flabby boobs – which, incidentally flap up and down on their beer bellies when they jump up and down to the music in any one of the dive bars along Bank Hey Street. It’s full of single mothers with doorkey babies (conceived to get a council house) all with the Fkeetwood Facelift hairstyle (vigorously scraped up ponytail) all covered in gold that they either have had nicked for them, or have not paid a bill in order to buy. Yes there are decent hardworking people in Blackpool, but it’s an increasingluy dangerous unpleasant place to live, and nothing ever gets done about it. For the record, I work with social services – so I do actually know what I’m talking about. I live here only until I’ve saved enough to get out of this hellhole of a country!

By: alison c

Rating: 8.2/10 (22 votes cast)

Rating: +6 (from 12 votes)

Rochdale

Posted on: July 31st, 2011 by admin 13 Comments

Well what can I say and where the hell do I start. Please bare in mind I have spent time in Middleton, Stockport and Brinnington universally recognised as being poorly kept public toilets.

ROCHDALE, once described by Monty Python as a quaint Northern village, I am sure you already recognise this as a misnomer of the greatest degree.

To gain an understanding of this excremental town it may be an idea to start with the town centre. In a high street of roughly 50 shops there are 10 charity shops, these are divided into high and low class shops and people are looked down upon for shopping in say age concern instead of YMCA. To add variety to your shopping experience The charity shops are interspersed with numerous pound shops who actually have regular sales to tempt in the discerning shopper. However when the local denizens wish to be flash and show off to the other scroat’s, they go to Santa’s grotto “bright house” no intention of paying and desperate for debt the wily customers see a chance of watching films on a home entertainment system for a couple of months, before revelling in the chance to outwit the repo man.

The town does not have a dedicated book shop, however if you wish to take pot luck there is small charity shop that exclusively sells nothing but books (a sure treat for residents that can read).

You see no mixing of different races in this place, this may be a hangover from the Second World War from whence it was said that Hitler wished to live in its town hall. So is clear the racist inhabitants wish to continue the good work.

The inhabitants of this poor blighted town are easily identifiable with hands down tracksuit bottom’s and legs of which are tucked into socks worn under god awful trainers, it matters not that the trainers are fluorescent, torn, dirty and massive as long as a logo is visible. These trainers are usually the crap that a shop puts in the sales, going cheap or just what the shoplifters could get their hands on.

Now the lady denizens also come into their own with Salford face lifts, tramp stamps visible just above the sweaty muffin tops. It may well be law that the female of the species has to be attached to a trolley and a grubby child. These people have not quite attained the status of chav, but are more than happy with their current title of scroat’s.

Rochdale has a colourful transient population seeking benefits, hand outs plentiful substances to abuse and easily available housing. These colourful characters come in an interesting variety of criminal leanings and mental health problems, but that is ok as Rochdale is a long standing liberal borough.

Rochdale is ringed by a variety of housing estates such as, Freehold, Falinge, Kirkholt and many other colourful locations which were the inspiration for films such as Escape from New York and Evil Dead. Indeed one of the housing units is known affectionately as the land of no lampshades, due to the amount of benefit artists and purveyors of fine powders that live in this architectural wonder.

Too sum up, if you are looking for scroat’s who are mouth breathers that drag knuckles on the ground and who own bright trainers bought with benefits and colour blindness. Rochdale is the place for you.

By: Darren Averill

Rating: 6.5/10 (4 votes cast)

Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

Blackburn

Posted on: July 20th, 2011 by admin 11 Comments

I’m greatly surprised my beloved hometown hasn’t yet been added to the role of shame on this here website.

I come and post from Blackburn in Lancashire. A town dying on its arse.

My particular beef is with the nightlife. It may seem surprising to outsiders but as relatively recently as 2004 Blackburn was a good, good night on the tiles consisting of probably a couple of thousand people of mixed ages, a roughly 50-50 gender divide and relative decency enjoying a number of respectable pubs.

Fast-forward 7 years and what do we have? Blackburn has now surrendered itself completely to the element of scum that has always existed in the background, but who now call the shots. The pubs are dives that now exist only to serve the lowest common denominators of local society.

Drug dealers, dole wasters, bums, guttersnipes, fallen women, young slappers and their steroid pumped teenage boyfriends. It’s a f*cking nightmare! A cross between ‘Shameless’ and the Star Wars canteen at best.

Blackburn pubs themselves haven’t seen a lick of paint, or a hoover or duster in 5 years or more. A couple stink of human feces from the blocked drains in the toilets. The regulars don’t care because hiring a plumber may see beer costs rise indirectly. You have to get your prioroties in order you see! Cheap beer whilst breathing in shit is a small price to pay for the patrons. The staff are comically inept, disinterested and/or rude.

I really begrudge going and rarely do. The last time a few months ago, against my better instincts, I visted the Postal Order pub about 10pm one Friday night only to see a 16 year old-looking girl casually throwing her guts up in the middle of the pub. No-one cared.

Many of the younger girls are rough beyond parody. Dresses 3 sizes too small revealling bruised white legs. Pissed out their minds before they leave their front door. None of them take any money into town, they just arrive tanked up off cider and cheap wine to then abuse people or pass out.

The Blackburn lads are hillbillies. Most steroided up + Dad in prison = most respect = shagging most slappers.

Perhaps apathy is a solution? In Blackburn its the only solution.

By: Gaz

Rating: 9.1/10 (20 votes cast)

Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)

Accrington

Posted on: November 19th, 2010 by Kleon

Accrington is the worst town to raise anyone let alone a young person who is growing up and being influenced by negative people and a town with the only promise is to offer racism, boredom, closed minded people and a very unsafe place to walk around. Examples.. thieves, druggies, sted heads and yes the chav scum that we see today.

The town isn’t full of bad point’s.. there is a poundland, home bargains, iceland, netto and aldi. Get my drift? This is as good as it get’s…. I left this town and never looked back!

Why these young girls decide to get pregnant here is beyond me! Why raise a child in a town that has been forgotten about? Prospects are very low in accrington! Silly chav girls! Dont even get me started on the lads of accrington! Teh only thing you need to know is.. trackies, superbrew, footy, computers, drugs and hanging around town.. The accy girls love it!

Don’t even get me started on the pikey gypo’s! Rob anything that isn’t nailed down, although they’d still have a go! They are one of the worst pikey points about accrington!

Can’t be bothered wasting anymore of my time on this god foresaken town. In summary; Do not visit this dump nothing remotley interesting. Never associate with the general raised trash here and if you are a positive person like me this place can suck the life out of you literally!

I left the town yesterday after a visit.. when I got on the m65 I shed a tear for all the children that will grow up there and probably get pregnant early, turn to crime, drop out of school, turn to drugs or just become a dole scrounger.

MAYOR YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, THERE IS MORE YOU CAN DO.

Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

Bury, Lancs

Posted on: July 19th, 2010 by loki2007 2 Comments

On the surface Bury seems an ok town until you spend any length of time there. The town is full of chav scroats who are incapable of social skills on any level and blatantly uneducated. This is in reference to individuals let alone when you see the whole family together – its like the stages of evolution without the intelligence arriving at any point. Males will often pick an argument with females only because they think they would stand more chance of making themselves look ‘big’ (instead of picking arguments with another male) but most find out very rapidly they lose and embarrassingly at that. Females pick an argument with whatever will show any level of attention and find people ignore them because we cant hear what you are saying – only dogs can hear your high pitched screaming. They posture and threaten but absolutely only if in a group and threats are unintelligent attempts at verbal communication usually littered with the only vocab they know which is of the four letter kind (after four letters they cant say it/spell it or understand it). When encountered on their own chav scroats show their true colours. In reality there’s more spine in a shit than what these people possess.

Society would be a far better place and more intelligent without them. Natural selection hasn’t worked but survival of the fittest will hopefully prevail. They might actually stop breeding at the age of 14 now the government is axing the benefits they could claim previously. Bury chavs incidentally have taken inbreeding to a whole new level.

The normal(by normal I mean ones with social skills and self awareness), educated and hardworking people of Bury are awesome. To the chav family populations – you are a disgrace!

Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

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