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st helens scum

Posted on: January 29th, 2009 by admin 14 Comments

what can i say about st helens, i’m a 21 year old student, like any student love to have a good, time, if that’s what your after, st helens isnt the place to go! after many years of travelling to sthelens, you can garantee there is always trouble mainly over f all,  the girls are hidious and the lads are thick as f*ck, not to be big headed when me my friends walked into a club, straight away people knew we were scousers b4 we even opened our mouth, it’s the way we dress and look, wooly back girls are jealous so feel the need to start sh*t probably by saying something along the lines of, "wot f**k u lookin at" or "stop lookin at ma fellor" please luv what would i want with a smackead, no teeth, clothes too small, sh*t shoes, cider drinkin scruff? .
 i worked in a sport shop in st helens when i was younger it was a well known one, i dont know who was worse the gypos that come in or the wools? theyd walk in eatin the mc donalds, ask for a shoe whilst spittin gurkin in my face—- not good!!! the things that made me laugh is grown men would sqeeze ther size 9 feet into a 5n 1/5 boys shoes just so he didnt have to spend more money walkin round the shop in them lookin cripled hed say " ya ill tek em theyll soon wer in" yea im sure they did he probably wore them to the job centre plus to claim disability because of the limp! also men would squeeze into extra large boys  clothes, if you ever see a wool with half mass pants thats why, sleeves up ther arm, and still they buy it because there g/friends tell them it looks riiiiite nice, ye they stand there in there fake lacoste trackies hair scrapped bk so tight there eyes pull, orange faces, tan marks on the collar, lip liner up to their nose, looking at womans nike gym crop tops, shoutin accross the shop, some stupid nickname for their boyfriend e.g moooooooooooney ya reckon this look gd wif sum jeans, cud wear it for shaznys weddin! he then replies "ya hows much" mooony its 10r, "nah put bk too dear" ava look in f kids section!!!! talkin about kids, they all seem to have names like shazny, mckenzie, roshell, caprice, ashannti, ect typical chav names, has ther 1st drink,fag n spliff a month into bein concieved, once ther born ther shoved into jeans and hoodys, fake burberry hats and ther ears pierced and paraded around st marys market, wile  they wait for there little chav to be phtographed for the sthelens star baby of the year, wich in the summer they annouce at sherdly show another great asset to ST H, this is where every chav is to be seem chav men meet chav women have chav babys he then runs off with er m8 chav2 as another chav baby they she runs off with his chav brother wich ends up somewere along the line as in bread!!!!! in bread born n bread!
  there is soo much i could write thinking about it now it makes me feel very sick!!!!!

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Liverpool Capital of Culture 2008

Posted on: January 29th, 2009 by admin 5 Comments

Liverpool – once a waste ground despised by everyone (even its own residents) – is very different to what it once was since Capital of Culture year started. Yes you still get scallys wearing the scally uniform of black tracksuit, stupid swagger and cry of “eh mate, what the fook are you lookin’ at!?” and most girls between the ages of 12 and 18 are still orange, wear Ugg boots, shout out “eh lad, wanna shag!?” and for some reason all have the same beehive type hairstyle, but Liverpool has completely changed – with new shops, the Pier Head getting re-developed, and in general a damn good clean!

Someone rightly decided that in 2008 Liverpool should host the MTV Europe music awards, the start of the Tall Ships Race, the final stage of the Tour of Britain bike race and the BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards will be coming to the new Echo Arena soon too, amongst other things.

You can go to a pub and buy a pint for less than £2 and public transport is bloody cheap (and reliable!). Yes, there are still problems in certain parts of the city and southerners and Mancs will always hate us – to tell the truth, they are jealous of our city! So, come to Liverpool and see it for yourself – if you can find a hotel room as they’e all been nicked, I mean, are all fully booked!

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St Helens – Parr

Posted on: January 29th, 2009 by admin No Comments

Hi – i have read the post about parr and i have to say its terrible! I dont come from parr  but bought my house here – its the only place we could afford and i knew the area would be bad when we moved here HOWEVER I REFUSED TO FEEL VICTIMISED BUT some of the post is utter rubbish – what has this person done to try to alter things bugger all i expect.  I LIVE on MOUNT PLEASANT – and if you dare to tar me with the same brush your off your head! I’m the fool that bought a new house there so am thought to be rich!  There arent gangs round here now! WHY because I complained! to those people who apparently take those young kids up the arse!  How vial! How dare people sit here and complain without getting off there arse to DO something.  If your prepaired to sit back it cant bother you too much more people need to get involved and say what behaviour is acceptable and whats not – I havent put my self in danger,  and i most certainly am not a chav – there are a select few that blair music out and there are youngsters that play in the street and people smoke crack on the streets its a sad sad sorry state but IT IS NOT AS BAD AS THIS PERSON MAKES OUT compaired to 12months ago when we moved here I could even call it peacefull at times and not just before mid day before the teens have woken up!

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Seaforth – aka Feralsville

Posted on: August 17th, 2008 by admin 1 Comment

This shit hole makes the characters in Shameless look Posh .
If you’re gay, black or disabled you might as well have a target on your fod with  ” Kill Me now ” written on it in big red letters .
If you’re different or come from outside L21 then you might as well pack your bags & move to Iraq now because you would be much safer .
My poor mother & brother are still trapped , living in this God forsaken place .
They used to defend it to the hilt ie ” its happens every where ” !
I don’t think so .My mate lives in the Cotswolds &  and they would think it was the crime of the century if some pisshead pinched the milk off the step !!
The milkmans been robbed that many times in Seaforth he delivers in a f–kin Tank !
My Brother is disabled & the local feral muppets aged 4-14 have targeted him because he is different ?
He can’t walk the streets without shouts of Flid , Mong , freak being aimed at him. From babys still in their  buggys ! Dummys out ,snotty nose at the ready , sausage roll’s  to launch at unsuspecting passer’s bye .
Its vile most of the kids under three have TASBO’S . Toddler Anti Social Behaviour Orders or as i call ‘em LCCO’S = Little Chav C–t Orders.
By the time they make it ten they will have been expelled from school , stabbed & maimed at least 2 other kids in the area and be planning to Rob & torture at least 1 local pensioner !
People talk about parental control – You’re havin a f–kin laugh ! The vile chavvy parents are either permanently banged up in Walton nick or out selling heroin & dealing crack . The grandparents are no better ..they know there sons & daughters are on the dole yet don’t ask questions about the £2,000 flat screen they got for crimbo or why there kids are drivinf 4×4′s and wearing bullet proof vests ?Hi mum put the kettle on will ya i’ll just put me uzi in the shed ! and i f–kin know yeh !!
Every family is competing to be the hardest …Mums, daughters ,grandmothers battling in the streets ripping each others scrunchies out , gettin their best pj’s dirty , spud knives and staffordshire bull terriers at the ready .All blowin each other up to the social & grassing to the bizzies . If you can’t fight em take em down dirty blow the C—ts up to everyone !
The highlight of the week is when someone dies or gets shot ! or if some local scuz appears on the front page of the echo got  20 years plus in nick with sighs of ” he was a good lad , ded hard , took no shit off no one just looked after his family ” R these people for real ? The highlight of their lives is when they can brag about being the hardest or ” r kids doin a 15 stretch – piece of piss ” they say .
Well why is it that drug dealers are so fuckin thick ? if you had mucho’s dineros in the bank wud you still live in Seaforth or Bootle ? Get the social to pay your birds rent , put some dallas gates on the shitty drive way , add a few roman columns and concrete lions , paint the lot bright white and park your 4×4 on the corner & off course buy posh pj’s from marksys for the missus & get your trackies from town … some are so thick they drive round in their mam or dads moby cars with a shed load of coke in the back braggin about how much money they have made this week . Fuckin funny till ya old girl gets dragged in and gets internally swabbed whilst your swannin ya fat sted head arse in Magaluf !

Drug moneys no good how you goin to f–kin spend it when your in nick or dead . F–kin t-ts the lot ov em !! De hard untill they step foot outside L21 they then become little shits in a fuckin big hard world .When 18 year olds are caught carryin uzi’s round ya know your in fuckin trouble big boys ????

I lived on Granby st in Toxteth for 4 years which was a f–kin doddle compared to this cess pit .

My mams convinced the good people will get Seaforth back to what it once was when she moved there but its a pipe dream as most of the good have either died or moved away ….an i can’t see an army off pensioners clearing the Chav Feral Scum away from the streets of Seaforth .

They wud be had off before they could get petition pen to paper & end up having a nice holiday at Fazackerly A& E with a broken Jaw .

My poor brothers just traumatised now frightened to go out incase ” The Hoodies get him “  or should i say        ” The Toddler Massive  ” and he is frightened to leave me Ma incase she go’s out in a pair of Pink Pj’s scrunchied up hair off to the offy to get a few tinnys in then go kick shit out of the neighbours …After all if ya can’t beat em Join em …at least that way your chances off survival increase ?

Honestly its  so scummy now in Seaforth even the rats have f–ked off to Bootle and thats sayin something so visit this hell hole at your own peril .
Wear a bullet proof vest over ya lacoste trackie & you might just get some repect La …..

Seaforth is it Britain’s most feral ridden scum hole …oops Town ?

I think so ……

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Parr – Personaly Antagonising, Really Repulsive

Posted on: March 10th, 2008 by admin No Comments

Parr is a sub district of St Helens, Merseyside. Situated on the Eastern side of the town between the towncentre and Blackbrook, it can be described at best as a hovel. Teenage gangs walk the streets, hoods pulled up over their eyes, fence posts in their hands. Numerous deaths, murders and rapes have been recorded in the past as in recent years the area has suffered through social problems due to poverty. Pink lacoste tracksuit wearing, people carrier driving, illiterate speaking, fake burburry perfumed single mothers on benefits can be seen throughout parr.. some as young as 14-15. It is a chav town. Swarms of teenage yobs as young as 8 disrespecting the older generation and threatening anyone daring to tell them to move along. The worst area of all is Mount Pleasant. Parrites standing around in groups snorting coke and renting out their rear ends to dirty off duty police officers, it is the lowest of the low. i therefore recomend a simple yet effective plan to St Helens Council…erect a 30 ft wall around the district and drop some nucleur waste inside the confines of the wall to exterminate this race of Plasstic scouser…gangster wannabes.

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